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DOOMSDAY FOR THE DECEIVER, the debut album from FLOTSAM & JETSAM, was released on July 4, 1986, after being recorded in just a mere 2 weeks with a paltry $12,000 budget. In short, it is a bona fide, legendary, thrash masterpiece. And if you’re reading this and thinking “Okay, FLOTSAM & JETSAM…why does that sound familiar?”, the reason is because the bass player for that band would later become Metallica’s new bassist following the tragic and untimely death of Cliff Burton in late 1986. It is without question, a speed/power/thrash/heavy metal classic that is so steeped in 1986 vibes that we’re actually surprised none of the album was featured on “Stranger Things”.
Learn the latest metal conspiracy theory regarding AJFA with a shocking twist nobody saw coming, discover a great new way to “get in shape” with the brand-new aerobic workout craze that’s sweeping the nation, get ready to enjoy the “tang” and JOIN US for the only “first new album” featuring Jason Newsted with a killer bass mix as we take on DOOMSDAY FOR THE DECEIVER.
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(00:01): “Do you guys ever get into the whole #projectband thing?” / “That’s pretty much how I am with #DOWN for the last 3 years…”/ “We are only a few months away…”/ #fiveguys / “I’ve got openings…”/ “Last time I saw ‘em was with #JasonNewsted …”/ #howdareyou / “He was wearing #bikeshorts …”/ #LarsGumASMR / “Apparently…he sounds like a flouncier version of Lars…”/ #bringtheboysbackfromthewar / #peoplekind / #LarsLite / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “I did it by accident…and then I had a mouthful of stuff…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #AmericaFuckYeah / “WTF was that, dude!?” / “God Bless that man!” / #DOGE / “We fucked up on the last one…”/ “It’s 2 fingers in and then back to you…it’s like a shrimp curve…”/ “OMG, here we go…”/ “Have you ever wondered if you were THAT dude?” / #thatsdark
(07:42): “For less than a pack of smokes or a bottle of lube, you can join us on #Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast / “I know that’s an ongoing project…y’all were all about it 3 weeks ago…”/ #theRussCalendar / “I might buy one of those for personal use…”/ #gentlyused / “We’ve got some #voicemails gentlemen…”/ ***CHECK US OUT AT #METALNERDERYPODCAST ON #YOUTUBE & #INSTAGRAM & #FACEBOOK OR EMAIL US AT METALNERDERY@GMAIL.COM OR GIVE US A CALL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #whatsitcalled / #TheDarius / “You guys ruined #Arbys for me…”/ #walleye #burbot #burbotking / “Keep it banging…”/ “Keep it hanging and banging…”/ #voicemailconspiracy / #catacuda / “That was last Sunday…it’ll be on the next one…”/ “Have you ever been able to tell the difference…?” / “Don’t make it weird, dude…”/ “Smothered, covered, or topped…”
(13:56): “Did we do the beer of the episode?” / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / “We can thank Elon for all of this…”/ #Drekker #LemonBar #SlangDuJour #SourAlaMode / “It’s like a lemon bar dessert…”/ “This is not a hateful sour…”/ “Fun fact…”/ #bloodwork / “This podcast is a #healthpodcast …”/ “I did balloon up about an extra 18 lbs…since last summer…”/ #Ozempic / “So it’s like cocaine but not as fun…”/ “Fuck ALL that…if I’m doing needles, I’m doing heroin…”/ #groupon #seriously #allegedly / “I like food…”/ #RussellsReflectionsOzempicASMR / “I’m dead down there…”/ #WOW / “So it works?” / #svelte / “You’ve done this recently, dude…”/ “I put on 20 pounds since July, I’m almost 240…”/ “Who’s that, #Corpsegrinder? No, it’s Wheeler…”/ #TrapsAndLats / “Is it too late for that?” / #rerecording
(22:50): “What’s on #TheDocket dick?” / ***COME CHECK US OUT ON #YOUTUBE *** / #podcastreview / “The bartender has been listening to us…”/ “We could do a second warning…vulgar, disgusting, and frankly tiresome…”/ #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: FLOTSAM & JETSAM - DOOMSDAY FOR THE DECEIVER !!! / “One of the biggest upsets in Metal…”/ “He left the fucking band!!!” / #JasonNewstedLeftMetallica / NOTE: it was 15 years, not 20 years / 01/17/2001 / “Don’t do the Elon thing…”/ “When I say ‘We’…”/ “That was our internet…”/ “He’s the #SteveHarris of #FlotsamAndJetsam …”/ “They don’t really have a box…he’s a clean singer…”/ #albumdive #DoomsdayForTheDeceiver / “It’s a good 80’s metal record…”/ #thrashmetal #speedmetal / “I wanna hear how it ages…”/ “What if there’s a girl who can headbang and blow you at the same time…?” / #fakenews
(31:14): HAMMERHEAD / “Notice that you can actually HEAR Jason Newsted’s bass on this album…”/ #RunningFreeASMR / “Wants me to give her a ride…”/ “She could pull off blue hair…”/ “I bet it tastes like #cottoncandy down there…”/ #tastetherainbow / IRON TEARS / “It sounds metal but retro at the same time…like #Priest on speed in a way…”/ “And we didn’t have enough money to go get it all…”/ #nextwave #whatsitcalled #technicalthrashmetal #phoenixarizona / “The #cokeline inventory is…”/ NOTE: A brief explanation of the #cokelines with regard to this podcast / #AmazonMusic / “In the 80’s, not now…” / #allegedly #supposedly
(42:29): DESECRATOR / #uglynotes / “The next song…is NOT the #Metallica song…”/ NOTE: They totally say those words in the song… / FADE TO BLACK / “It’s only 2 minutes…”/ “Kinda #Slayer vibes a little bit…”/ #epical #titletrack / “You think 9 minutes is the equivalent of 9 inches…in musical terms?” / NOTE: the point in question is on the next tune, not this one…/ “Shut the FUCK up!” / “I don’t mind if there’s a little bit of pee tang on the front…”/ DOOMSDAY FOR THE DECEIVER / #softintro / “This has #Metallica vibes to it…”/ “A LOT of vocals…”/ “The part I’m thinking about might be a different song…”/ “I got that and I got #NoPlaceForDisgrace which is the 2nd album…”/ “His debut album…that he got mixed out of…”/ “What if it was Kirk?”/ NOTE: It was all Lars…they’re totally lying…
(53:53): “Let’s finish this album and then do a re-listen of #GarageDays …”/ METALSHOCK / “That’s a whistle…that’s like the Geoff Tate whistle…”/ “I’m surprised they didn’t have this on #StrangerThings (it would totally fit)…”/ “Notice that bass is keeping up with every fucking riff…to a T…”/ “Ladies and gentlemen…Mr. Jason Newsted on bass…”/ “That’s #Maiden …that’s like Maiden on acid…that’s insane…”/ “It’s #ForbiddenEvil and #Metallica …”/ SHE TOOK AN AXE / “That’s a lot of whacks…that’s probably a big bitch…she’s probably tired…”/ “That riff is busy as fuck…”/ “For ’86 this was super technical…”
(1:03:10): “I don’t know what it is about metal…and acronyms…”/ “For whatever reason, acronyms and metal were always mysterious and fascinating…”/ U.L.S.W. / “What did you think it was?”/ “This might be a love song…”/ “Capture the holes!?” / “That’s not a toy…”/ “I worked hard to murder that deer…”/ “Freshly murdered meat is delicious…”/ “Don’t make it weird, dude…”/ #NumberNein / “Stop, stop, stahp…”/ “In English, it translates to #TheLeader …” / DER FUHRER / “What a fucking loser…”/ “You know what…he’s got the same hairdo…”/ “Okay, it’s the next part…”/ “It’s the next one…”/ “It’s a workout…”/ #Heilerobics / FLOTZILLA #instrumental / “Kinda weird to close with an instrumental, but then again…#TheCallOfKtulu…”/ “High pitched, melodic, weedly woos…”/ Released July 4, 1986 / #AmericaFuckYeah / #BBQWolfSteaks / “It’s a shame that all that greatness did not get realized in 1988…”/ “It was all about irony and being funny…”/ “I want them to laugh at how irritated they’re going to be…”/ ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US AND GO CHECK OUT FLOTSAM & JETSAM!!!*** / #untilthenext #outroreel
Thursday Jan 30, 2025
#285 Women In Metal
Thursday Jan 30, 2025
Thursday Jan 30, 2025
For the longest time, metal has been predominantly a “dude game”, dominated by men. Thankfully, more and more female fronted metal bands (particularly over the last couple of decades) have been expanding their presence and growing into a formidable force throughout the metal community, covering a variety of styles and a multitude of subgenres from all across the metal spectrum.
Get ready to find out which metal drummer “makes Taylor Swift sound palatable” and remember that “sometimes you’ve gotta jam it in” and JOIN US as we get into a “double header” with a whole lot of modern metal brought to you by WOMEN IN METAL.
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(00:01): “I guess we’ve dodged the sours long enough…”/ “We’re raw dogging it…”/ “I feel like I should be watching #Conan or something…are they not the same?”/ “I can put that at the end…”/ “From my balls to you…”/ “It was still exciting to see everybody get pissed off about it…”/ “I can’t find the big bottle…”/ #markthetime / “I’ll fix it in post…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #RussellsReflectionsDecimationEdition / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #SumpCoffeeStout #DoomBeer #ElevenPointFivePercentABV #highgravity #hammertime
(08:16): “We finally had a practice…”/ “I’m not, he is…”/ “There’s a difference between a bass player and a bassist…”/ #onmicburp / #RussellsReflectionsNewBandASMR #TomwayPetty / “Part of it is because you’ve been a bass player…”/ “Ted…Theodore Logan?” / #TrumpDayVideo / “I think I’ve finally heard a #DreamTheater song that disappointed me…”/ “It sounds so utterly jammed in, it doesn’t sound right…”/ MIDNIGHT MESSIAH / “It sounds like #Megadeth …”/ “It doesn’t fit…” / “Sometimes you gotta jam it in…”/ “The funny thing about Dream Theater…”/ “No, that change is weird…”/ “I saw him play #TaylorSwift the other night…it actually makes her music palatable…”
(22:48): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: LADIES OF METAL (A.K.A. FEMALE FRONTPERSONS) / “It’s pretty bad if I remember and you don’t…”/ #whatsitcalled? / #Jinjer JUST ANOTHER (King Of Everything – 2016) / GREEN SERPENT (Duel – 2025)/ “Back in the day, metal was such a dude game…”/ NOTE: The band in question was not #SpiritBox it was #SleepToken / “She would probably kick your ass…after she does butt stuff…”/ #SpiritBox and #Jinjer CIRCLE WITH ME (Eternal Blue – 2021) / “Let’s watch this one…”/ #Jinjer JUDGMENT (& PUNISHMENT) (Macro – 2019) / “I’ve got a new band I’m into…”
(35:42): “What about #ArchEnemy?” / “Oh, that’s a different band…that’s #ChildrenOfBodom…”/ “You’ve gotta throw the flaps…”/ #chickmetal #vagmetal / THE EAGLE FLIES ALONE (Will To Power – 2017) / “106 MILLION views…”/ #AlissaWhiteGluz / “Have y’all ever heard #Nightwish?” / #PrettyReckless HEAVEN KNOWS (Going to Hell – 2014) / #Nightwish STORYTIME (Imaginaerum – 2011) / “Nervosa?” / #Nervosa SEED OF DEATH (Jailbreak – 2023)
(50:00): “Was that a snore or a fart?” / #InThisMoment WHORE (Blood – 2013) / “Has Evanescence released anything new?” / #ButcherBabies SINCERITY (Eye For An Eye…’Til The World’s Blind – 2023) / #Evanescence YEAH RIGHT (The Bitter Truth – 2020) / “I enjoyed it to completion…”/ #HonorableMentions / #Kittie BRACKISH (Spit – 1999) / #Halestorm I MISS THE MISERY (The Strange Case Of… - 2012) / “I don’t know what this is…” / #Babymetal MEGITSUNE (Babymetal – 2013) / “Listen…I would watch that video again…to completion…til I finish…”/ #Eleine DEATH INCARNATE (Eleine – 2015) / “It’s my thing now…”/ #LacunaCoil TRIP THE DARKNESS (Dark Adrenaline – 2011) / “Every once in a while you’ve gotta step out of your box…”/ “Okay…play that one…”/ #NitaStrauss #AlissaWhiteGluz THE WOLF YOU FEED / “I’m a female metal guy now…”/ THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / #untilthenext #outroreel
Thursday Jan 23, 2025
#284 - Part 2 - Deep Cuts of the First Four from The Big Four
Thursday Jan 23, 2025
Thursday Jan 23, 2025
We’re back with the backside of the ballsack of the taint of the boner of the top of the ass crack of the...WHATEVER you want to call it, now we’re up to “the meat” of THE BACKSIDE OF THE FIRST FOUR OF THE BIG FOUR. And if you have zero attention span, then you’re probably not even reading this anyway, so just tip-toe back over to Tik Tok and enjoy the rest of your life in 30 second increments until it actually gets banned “for real for real”.
Discover the most alarmingly stupid thing ever uttered by the former governor of the 51st state, imagine what it’d be like to be a metal head back in the 70’s, understand that “China’s going to be the new Greenland, and Greenland will be the new China” and remember that “Uncle America” wants you to JOIN US as we go back up inside the backdoor of the ballsack of the taint of the dumper of the BACKSIDE OF THE FIRST FOUR OF THE BIG FOUR: DEEP CUTS, PART 2 (1986-1990).
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(00:01): Follow up regarding the #ghoststory from last week… / “So they’re mathematical ghosts?” / “He was probably in this 30’s…and he didn’t sound NOT white…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “My wife…found…”/ “Because we’re SO good…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST COMING AT YOU FROM THE BUNKERPOON!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #TerrapinBrewery #ChocolatePeanutButterPretzelMooHoo #markthetime / “That’s a nice helmet you’ve got there…”/ “The expensive stuff is not always better…”/ “I think that’s like his favorite thing now…”/ ***COME CHECK US OUT AND JOIN US ON THE PATREON!!! patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast ***/ #PatreonShoutOut / ***Check out our LATEST shirt including the #warning at metalnerdery.com/merch and #teespring ***/ ***Feel free to follow us on YouTube, Facebook, and Instagram at #metalnerderypodcast AND email us at metalnerdery@gmail.com AND/OR give us a call and LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!***
(10:24): #noattentionspan #tiktok #RussellsReflectionsTikTokASMR / What’s the deal with #Greenland anyway? / #UncleAmerica / “Either you’re not getting anymore money from us, or we’re taking over…”/ #peoplekind #JustinTrudeau / #mankind / “If I put in ‘frontman’, it gets changed to #frontperson …” / #markthetime / #RussellsReflectionsFingerSmashASMR / “Here’s the best part…”/ “Uh oh…there’s a follow up story?” / “If you were a complete asshole…”/ “For the cameras, can you show ‘em again which finger?”
(21:11): “We mixed it up…it’s 2025…”/ METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: THE BACKSIDE OF THE FIRST FOUR OF THE BIG FOUR, PART 2 – DEEP CUTS / “The backside of the ballsack of the taint…” / 1986-1990 / #Anthrax #Megadeth #Metallica #Slayer / “Now we’re up to…THE MEAT!”/ #Anthrax (Among The Living – 1987) / The vibe of listening to #deepcuts / IMITATION OF LIFE / A.D.I. HORROR OF IT ALL / “I remember all that stuff but I never get poon…” / #Megadeth (So Far, So Good…So What! – 1988) / MARY JANE / LIAR / “If this is Dave at his most fucked up…he’s still a genius!” / #rollingtheRs
(35:11): “There is no deep cut on this album!” / #Metallica (Master of Puppets – 1986) / “It’s got this weird energy to it…it brings you right back to then….”/ THE THING THAT SHOULD NOT BE / #HPHatecraft / “That’s not even thrash, that’s just straight up #heavymetal …”/ “I already know what the deep cut is on this…”/ “Sometimes you forget about deep cuts…and then you come back to them…”/ “What’s your favorite song on the album?” / #Slayer (Reign In Blood – 1986) / “You can’t do Heartbreaker without Living Loving Maid…” / REBORN / NECROPHOBIC
(45:54): “It’s kinda the top of the asscrack of the backside of the first four of the big four part 2…you can search that, dude…”/ #honestinjun / #Anthrax (State of Euphoria – 1988) / MISERY LOVES COMPANY / “Something about the mix reminded me of Vince Neil…”/ “That’s not a racist comment, btw…”/ “You’re not even a drug band…how can you be happy without drugs?” / #Megadeth (Rust In Peace – 1990) / FIVE MAGICS / DAWN PATROL / “This is totally an anti #AJFA mix…”
(57:39): “I already have at least 2 good ideas for deep cuts for this one…”/ #Metallica (…And Justice For All – 1988) / “You can’t have a deep cut if you’ve got a shirt, man…”/ EYE OF THE BEHOLDER / “Just a little bit…just a cunt hair?” / ***Go check out our ’88 Death Match Episode!!!*** / DYER’S EVE / “Can we hear just a touch…?” / TO LIVE IS TO DIE (Specifically, the middle section) / “This is the last one…the backside of the deep cuts of the taints of the boner…”/ #Slayer (South Of Heaven – 1988) / #thehappyriff / CLEANSE THE SOUL / “Kinda like the Priest version better…”/ “Can you imagine being a metalhead in the 70’s?” / #zerobass / THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / “We’ve come a LONG WAY, baby!” / #untilthenext #outroreel
Thursday Jan 16, 2025
#283 TOP 20 METAL ALBUMS OF 1985
Thursday Jan 16, 2025
Thursday Jan 16, 2025
1985. Back To The Future would become the highest grossing film of the year, the Live Aid benefit would be hosted simultaneously in 2 different venues on 2 different continents, and the Coca-Cola Company would experience a catastrophic failure with “New Coke” by (once again) failing to put its namesake ingredient from the ORIGINAL “Original Formula” back in their legendary beverage.
We are well aware that there are multiple listicles already out there featuring the “Top 20 Metal Albums of 1985” because 40 years is quite the chronological landmark. Nevertheless, we still felt compelled to construct our own list. It’s not necessarily all thrash, but it’s not all “gloves of shame” either. In short, it’s a pretty substantial sampler of the albums that WE feel represent everything great about metal in1985.
It’s time to shake off those “cobwebs” and prepare for some “extraordinary news” as well as “a story of redemption and forgiveness” regarding a previous negative review we received.
Learn about the earliest documented “fake news” regarding Elizabeth Bathory’s alleged use of “skin conditioner” and get a sneak preview of the new album from “Dick Johnson & The Ball Brothers” when you JOIN US for the TOP 20 METAL ALBUMS OF 1985.
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(00:01): “Now I can hear everything…”/ #gospelband / “Dick Johnson and The Ball Brothers…OR…?” / “Like a quartet…”/ #hallelujah / #MrBlack / “Oh my goodness…”/ “Technically you have gone somewhere…”/ #cobwebs / “Well that’s another topic…I guess I’ll share…this podcast is not getting me laid…”/ #markallthetimes / “Make that a button, please…”/ #assteroid / “It was a zit…just so you know…”/ “I got a little excited and then I got disappointed…”/ #shopclass / “It’s #dickconditioner dude…that’s what Elizabeth Bathory used to do…”/ #fakenews / “Fake news before fake news was fake news…”/ “Two coffees and an apple juice coming right up…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE POST SNOWPOCOLYPSE EPISODE OF THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #digitalbunkerpoonsound / “One and a half inches doesn’t seem like a lot…”/ “I think we got about 2 inches…”/ #drivingonice / #infrastructure / “It never gets cold enough (or hot enough)…”/ #LAFires / “Adam Carolla went on a rant…”/ #sevenyears / #notahonky / #DEI / #doesntequalintelligence / “Insurance companies are freaking out right now…”
(10:16): #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #DunkinSpiked #sixpercentABV / “That’s it? It’s deceptive…”/ #AmericanSpikedBeverages / ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE, GO TO #THEDOCKET *** / #MeMyselfAndIrene / “We could get #JustinTrudeau to do it, he’s unemployed now…” / #FiftyFirstState / “OMG we should call it #TheGulfOfAmerica it would be great…”/ “C’mon man…”/ #wordsaladsally / “It quit hurting after the first week…”/ “There’s a feeling you get…when you’re moving…” / #thelastload / #RussellsReflectionsMovingEdition / “Mansion…mansion…little small lakehouse…”/ #garage / #markthetimeplease / “Ohhh please…did you get all that? You’ve gotta mark ALL that…”/ “He’s out of control…”/ #itstheheadphones / #Landman / “EXACTLY like that!”/ “That’s a #JudasPriest album, dude…”/ “I always thought it was #PinkyBlinders dude I didn’t know it was #PeakyBlinders…”/ #nothingbutneck / #Bane
(21:21): “I’ve got some news…this is extraordinary news…today…is the second time…”/ #carnivore / “I don’t drink coffee either…”/ “You can still wear all the shirts you had in high school…”/ ***PATREON SHOUT OUT!!!*** / ***Go check us out and JOIN US on PATREON at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / “Does it not feel like this year is already long AF!?”/ #oftheyear / #DonaldTrumpASMR / ***GO CHECK US OUT ON THE SOCIAL MEDIA AT #METALNERDERYPODCAST ON #YOUTUBE AND #FACEBOOK AND #YOUTUBE *** GIVE US A CALL AT 980-666-8182 OR EMAIL US AT METALNERDERY@GMAIL.COM ***/ “You’ll get fucked…”/ “Oh…the #fuckbag review!?”/ #ReviewRedemption / “I’ll just take it out or leave it in, whatever…”/ “Let’s not do that…”/ #offputting #exhausting / “We only hurt the ones we love!”/ “No the #superfuckbagreview is still out there…that one was #purehate …”/ “Could have been a them…”/ #transam / “I was trying to find some filler…”/ “I think it’s on Thursday…”/ #TheFourHorsemen / #fieldtrip #Gainesberg / “Speaking of shows…”/ #EmberingEffigy #AtlantaUtilityWorks #EastPoint / “What a great name…”/ #CoathangerAbortion / “That’s a great name, dude…”/ #Amish
(31:50): #TheDocket #DocketThirty / “It’s 2025…”/ METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: TOP 20 HEAVY METAL ALBUMS FROM 1985!!! / “Ohhh, that was a good song!”/ “It’s not all thrash and it’s not all #glovesofshame …”/ #engaged / “We were all engaged…”/ #Number20 / “This is OUR #Top20…”/ #Pentagram (Relentless) / “Somewhere up north…close…Virginia…”/ “You’ve gotta watch the documentary…”/ #LastDaysHere / “He’s got the crazy eyes…have y’all ever heard the term #sanpaku?” #fourwhiteeyes / NOTE: Swaller? Or Squalor? / NOTE: It actually IS their first album…/ SIGN OF THE WOLF (PENTAGRAM) / THE GHOUL / “If you take out the high end, you’ve got Sabbath…”
(40:24): #Number19 / #PowerMetal / #Helloween (Walls of Jericho) / #killeropener / “According to #wikipedia…”/ “That’s the original edition…”/ STARLIGHT (“Is this a #Madonna cover?”) / #rockandrollendingintro / “Thank you…good night!”/ “Yep, that sounds like Helloween…”/ “Said nobody on the #AJFA sessions…”
(44:32): #Number18 / “Did you like #Dokken back in the day?” (Under Lock And Key) / “That was the #NightmareOnElmStreet song right?” / LIGHTNIN’ STRIKES AGAIN / “Before you cut this one out, play the solo…”/ 1:55 / #GeorgeLynchASMR / “It’s kinda like…when you’re watching porn…”/ #butterface / #popmetal / “It wasn’t glam enough…but it wasn’t aggressive…”
(48:48): #Number17 / “We know the guitar player…”/ #Possessed (Seven Churches) / “If you’ve ever read #TheLastBook of #TheGoodBook …”/ “The last one’s better…”/ #killercloser DEATH METAL / “Too much reverb…it’s ruining the riff…”/ “That’s before we knew what #deathmetal was…it was #nextlevelthrash…”/ “I don’t even think they’re close…”/ #airplanes
(53:39): #Number16 / “Next up…”/ “Ooough…”/ #CelticFrost (Return To Mega Therion) / “Oh, our house is haunted, by the way…”/ #MaryReilly / #ghoststories / “I swore I heard a dude talking into his phone…it was weird!”/ #Megatron #Transformers #LetsMakeFunOfMattASMR / “Russ, look at Matt…”/ #theheadphones / RETURN TO THE EVE (Studio Jam) / “This one’s got a good ‘Oooough’ though…” / #blech / “Whew!!! Hey Hey Hey HEY!!!”
(58:50): #Number15 / “The third #DIO record…”/ (Sacred Heart) / LIKE THE BEAT OF A HEART / #RJDASMR / “I can only hear #JackBlack doing this…”/ “His teeth, man…I’m telling you…”
(1:00:44): #Number14 / “That might have been one of the first images I beat off to that was #heavymetal …”/ #Ratt (Invasion Of Your Privacy) / LAY IT DOWN / “This is ’85 all day…”/ “Ironically, I was probably still watching #Transformers at 13…”/ WHAT YOU GIVE IS WHAT YOU GET / “This sounds like the soundtrack…” / #yeahyeah / “Can’t wait til I get home…”
(1:04:06): #Number13 / #Sepultura (Bestial Devastation) / “They are #cokelined out the wazoo…”/ BESTIAL DEVASTATION / “That’s what I was looking for…”/ NECROMANCER / “You can tell it’s the beginning of their sound…”/ “I’ll wait, I’ll talk about it later…” / “I look like Rogan…but better looking…and with a beard…and way more poor…
(1:07:32): #Number12 / #YngwieMalmsteen (Marching Out) / #JeffScottSoto / “I like stuff that doesn’t have the vocals…”/ #dungeonmetal / DISCIPLES OF HELL / “Let’s watch the video…”/ #stillshot / “When it takes off it really takes off…”/ #dontmakeitweird / “Every time I heard this guy I wanted to cut my hands off…”/ “Almost Dio…”/ #hateful
(1:11:01): #Number11 / #Overkill (Feel The Fire) / “We’ve gotta go with their #Exciter moment…over time they did a theme of Overkill songs over multiple albums…”/ “Dude he loves my burps not yours…/ OVERKILL / “Damn, 3 months ago!?” / “He STILL sounds like that!”
(1:13:40): “Cracking the #Top10 now yeah?” / #Number10 / #Venom (Possessed) / “Killing the fourth wall, bro…”/ “In league with satin…”/ NOTE: This was album number 4…/ POWERDRIVE / “That’s not very evil sounding…”/ SATANACHIST (“It’s a quickie…”) / #JoinUs #SuNioj / “Sounds like #Motorhead with the bass…”/ “Is Powerdrive something that happens in Hell?”
(1:18:25): #Number9 / “This is after they moved from the punk to the hardcore…”/ #CorrosionOfConformity (Animosity) / “We DO have a #1985 episode…we’re doing a sample of albums from 1985…”/ #angina / MAD WORLD / “Probably the first #COC song I ever heard…”
(1:20:48): #Number8 / #Kreator (Endless Pain) / #WREKage was the first place I ever heard this…/ #highschoolbuddy / “What’s up with that dude?”/ TORMENTOR / “You know that’ll be 2 years this year…since that show?” / “Definite #KillEmAll influence there…”
(1:23:36): #Number7 / “I’d still say it’s metal…”/ #ACDC (Fly On The Wall) / “You’re not part of this podcast…”/ #blackdog / “You know the little FBI or CIA #informationmachines we keep in our house?” / FLY ON THE WALL #WNRD #BunkerpoonRadioNetwork / “Shoot To Thrill, Part 2…kinda…”/ “Huge upgrade from Flick Of The Switch…”/ SINK THE PINK
(1:27:50): “It’s the Top 6…”/ “Moose stain?” / #MousseStain / #Megadeth (KILLING IS MY BUSINESS…AND BUSINESS IS GOOD) / LAST RITES/LOVED TO DETH / “Those guys are women…you can’t use keyboards in metal…”/ “Get some…get some of THAT!”/ “You know that was what was on his mind…”
(1:30:51): #Number5 / “It’s gonna be the #killercloser…”/ #Anthrax (Spreading The Disease) / GUNG-HO / “I used to wonder how they played that fast…how do guitar players do that?” / “As a human, I’m a big fan of A.I.R…”/ #AnallyInducedRecreation
(1:33:10): #Number4 / “We don’t have to do that one but it’s always so much fun…”/ #Exodus (Bonded By Blood) / “The #albumcover gives me 1985 vibes almost more than the music…”/ “He does it…I think he does it in this song…”/ NOTE: He does not ‘do it’ in this song/ “I think the title track is the only one he does that on… / PIRANHA
(1:35:18): #Number3 / #Slayer (Hell Awaits) / KILL AGAIN / “I like that album cover…it LOOKS like ’85…”/ NOTE: the part in question is actually on Praise Of Death, NOT this one…/ “That almost sounds like the Angel Of Death scream…”/ “The other night I was reading the lyrics to Hell Awaits…if you read those lyrics, they’re pretty intense…”
(1:39:07): “This would have been number one…had number one never existed…”/ #Number2 / #StormtroopersOfDeath #SOD (Speak English Or Die) / SARGENT D AND THE S.O.D. / “Imagine if every #BigFour album had that sound…”/ “That is thrash…that sound you are hearing…that’s thrash!” / “We gotta hear that little thing…”/ “Last night in Osaka…” / NOT/MOMO/TAINT/THE CAMEL BOY/DIAMONDS AND RUST/ANTI-PROCRASTINATION SONG / “That’s like a progressive album…
(1:43:36): #Number1 / #IronMaiden (Live After Death) / “Even above #KISS Alive! I and Alive! II…”/ “My only #AJFABeef with this album…”/ REVELATIONS (“Alright let me see you wave your flippers in the air!!!”) / “This is where Bruce plays guitar live…the clean part is Bruce…”/ “How about a little uhhhh…”/ 22 ACACIA AVENUE / “Speak to me, Hammersmith…”/ “One of the best album covers, too…”/ THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / “I don’t ever eat salad…it’s not good for gout…”/ #untilthenext #outroreel #metalnerderyASMR
Thursday Jan 09, 2025
#282 - Deep Cuts of the First Four from The Big Four Part 1
Thursday Jan 09, 2025
Thursday Jan 09, 2025
“I wanna talk about DOWNTIME…”
Many moons ago during the B.R. era (Before Russ), back in the early days of this podcast with Adam, we took on The 1st Four of The Big 4, taking a look at each of the debut albums from Anthrax, Megadeth, Metallica, and Slayer, respectively.
To take that episode a step further (and to add a slight twist to the original premise), we thought it might be fun (and a bit of a challenge) to attempt to identify which tracks would be considered the DEEP CUTS from The First Four albums of EACH of The Big Four thrash bands.
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(00:01): “It’s time for DOWNTIME!!!” / #downtime / “Let’s not make it gross, because this is a family thing…”/ “She sounds like #PeterSteele …”/ “What’s that from?” / “Loud, obnoxious, offputting, and tiresome…”/ “How long does it take you to get used to writing the right year?” / #Happy2025 / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “That’s like a slow motion Spicoli…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST UNDERGROUND BUNKERPOON TELETHON!!!*** / “Right ‘chere…”/ “Do you ever make resolutions?” / #nopromises / “I’m gonna be better…”/ “I think as a #NewYearResolution #Doomsicle should commit…”/ Upcoming Doomsicle tune ideas…/ “Maybe one original…I’ve got a full country album…” / “Wasn’t that a #ConwayTwitty song?” / “The power was in his hair…”/ “You can HEAR the size of his hair…”/ #FamilyGuyASMR / “He looks like Bobby Ewing…”/ #BramStroker / “That dude was a dude…”/ #HelloDarlin
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(15:05): ***IF YOU WANNA LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL, GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / “I’ve gotta hit play…”/ #ILoveTheHelmet #DowntownJulieBrown / “Caramel colored…kind of erotic looking…”/ #weirdlyhot / “Do y’all remember Kennedy?” / #libertarian / “There’s a difference…” / ***NOTE: Refer to #TheNolanChart to see where you might land on the #politicalspectrum ***/ #laissezfaire / “Oh…got a new one…”/ #uhhhkay / “We can reflect a little…”/ “I’m always about setting the tone…”/ “Using the right consonant…”/ #mealprep / “Or trail mix if he adds pretzels and M&M’s…”/ “You won’t…that’s fine…it doesn’t even matter.” / “I never played doctor…” / #AtomicBlondeATL / “We got a smoking hot singer…”/ “Well you’re married but I’m not…”/ “I’ve had that done once…kinda hot…”/ #evidence / “Sorry, I can’t get there…”/ “It’s a call back to the #Dracula joke earlier…” / #TomwayPetty / “Do y’all ever hear music in your dreams?” / #HellsBells #ForWhomTheBellTolls / “The internet rules…”
(27:51): “Docket Thirty?” / #TheDocket / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: THE BACKSIDE OF THE FIRST FOUR OF THE BIG FOUR – DEEP CUTS / “Easy for you to say…”/ #Anthrax (Fistful of Metal – 1984) / “That’s Lilker, not Spitz…”/ “Doesn’t it seem odd that the opening track would be a deep cut?” / #thatsaquestion / DEATHRIDER / #Anthryche #Queenthrax / “Does the pope shit in the woods?” / DEATH FROM ABOVE / “What was that!?”/ “That’s definitely #powermetal…”
(34:58): “How about a little Mega Dave?” / “All of #TheFirstFourOfTheBigFour don’t sound anything like the rest of their catalog…”/ #Megadeth (Killing Is My Business…And Business Is Good – 1985) / CHOSEN ONES / #supersneezeASMR / “Jimmy something…”/ NOTE: It was Lloyd Grant / LOOKING DOWN THE CROSS
(40:57): “What would be the deep cuts on Kill ‘Em All?” / #Metallica (Kill ‘Em All – 1983) / “Probably the least played…AND it’s got keyboards on it…”/ #synthesizer / PHANTOM LORD (“Nope, that’s keyboard…”) / “Seventeen days!?” / “Nope, we’ve gotta date for at least 28 years before we get married…”/ “Everything on side 2 except Seek and Destroy…”/ JUMP IN THE FIRE / “There’s definitely not a modern Metallica riff that sounds like that…”/ “My fiery hole?”
(47:23): “I already know right out of the gate…”/ #Slayer (Show No Mercy – 1983) / “That doesn’t fit with anything else in the entire catalog…”/ METAL STORM/FACE THE SLAYER / “It’s kinda epic…”/ #JudasPriestASMR / “That sounds more like a Slayer song…”/ “You need one good Tom scream here and there to set things right…”/ CRIONICS #frozenrobots / “I’m still hearing Priest…”/ “That’s one of those things that comes with time…I wasn’t doing #VampireJerky jokes the first year I did comedy…”
(53:21): #Anthrax (Spreading The Disease – 1985) / THE ENEMY / “Looks like he’s got a great big vagina in his jeans…is that Charlie!?” / “Is this like #powermetal you think?” / AFTERSHOCK / “Thrash? Or Power Metal?” / “No bass at all…no low end…”
(57:45): #Megadeth (Peace Sells…But Who’s Buying? – 1986) / BAD OMEN / “It’s like a weird laugh…”/ “Ladies and gentlemen, Chris Poland…”/ “Sacrificing Froot Loops?”/ #chaos / “Is this the first technical thrash band?” / “They’re the #RUSH of thrash metal…”/ “His voice has a snarl that the other guys don’t have…”
(1:02:40): “Did you ever skip Escape a lot back in the day?” / #Metallica (Ride The Lightning – 1984) / TRAPPED UNDER ICE / “That’s an Exodus move right there!”/ “But that might also be because you’re older…”/ ESCAPE / “This should have been on 96 Rock in the daytime for sure…”/ “It’s trying to be Maiden…it’s a good song though…”
(1:07:37): “I’m thinking maybe that, or…”/ #Slayer (Hell Awaits – 1985) / PRAISE OF DEATH / “Their formula wins…”/ CRYPTS OF ETERNITY / “The solos aren’t super, super evil…they’re getting there, but not quite…”/ “Think about it…high cholesterol… #atherosclerosis / Livid vs Lividity (“English is stupid…”) / “We made it through half…”/ “We did the first two of the backside of the first four of the big four…easy for you to say…”/ THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / “If it looks like…liquid sneeze…”/ #untilthenext #outroreel
Thursday Jan 02, 2025
#281 - Ozzy Diary of a Madman Album Review
Thursday Jan 02, 2025
Thursday Jan 02, 2025
DIARY OF A MADMAN, the 2nd album from OZZY OSBOURNE (and his band, BLIZZARD OF OZZ) is a perfect example of how an artist’s follow-up album often eclipses their debut outing. With a heftier mix and heavier riffs, darker lyrical themes & eerie gothic metal elements, and of course the disturbingly graphic album artwork, DIARY represents a quantum leap forward for “The Prince Of Darkness”, combining each of the aforementioned components into one of the darkest and heaviest metal albums ever to have emerged from 1981.
Get ready to “call the lawyers” and prepare to be bathed “in a huge spray…of light” from those who may engage in “different tax practices” than you’re accustomed to. Prepare to bear witness to the quintessential heavy metal album that would leave an indelible mark on all metal subgenres that would follow it, grab your favorite “juice box”, and JOIN US as we flip through the pages of macabre madness and metal mayhem that dwell within the DIARY OF A MADMAN.
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(00:01): “I’m ready…I’m so ready…”/ #HappyNewYear #2025 / “I notice you’re keeping a ‘high and tight’…”/ “I like to have stripes…”/ “I’m gonna shave my shit…”/ “The last time mine was colored…brown…”/ “Like to have a matching set…I like to have a little brown…”/ “I still use my #manscaped products…”/ #markthetime / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST IN 2025!!!*** / #superduper / “Did you guys see the shirt?” / ***GO TO METALNERDERY.COM/MERCH AND CHECK OUT OUR NEW METAL NERDERY SHIRT!!!*** / “How long is that sale going on?” / #teepublic / “We should give Norvyn thanks…”/ #blackdog / “Is it weird or does it seem like people have had…”/ #longcovid / #longcold #rinovirus / “That’s what those drones are droppin’…”
(06:27): “This is not a ‘new’ beer of the episode…”/ #twelve5s #coffeebasedgoodness / “I go Irish every Christmas…”/ “They go excellent with the #MrBlack …”/ #hyperbole / NOTE: It was an 8 pack, NOT a 12 pack…but all thanks go to Russell…”/ ***IF YOU WANT TO SKIP THE NONSENSE, GO TO #THEDOCKET *** / “You wanna hear some heartbreaking shit?” / “Which is fine…which is right…”/ “Do they always poke the bear?” / “How did you vote?” / #letsnotdopolitics / #youpeople / “I don’t wish ill will…”/ “Y’all won, STFU! Y’all WON!” / #taxpractices / “If you can’t talk about it rationally…”/ #sociallyliberal #fiscallyconservative #libertarian / “Would you call them liberal or would you call them leftist?” / #classicalliberal / NOTE: It was Argentina…/ #SouthAmerica / “Was it a #fleshlight?”/ “You’re the one with the hand gestures, bro…”/ #markthetime / “Knock it down to a beam…but if you push it all the way back…”/ “Oh the seizure lights…the ones that distract you while you’re driving…?”/ “…and alcohol…that’s what made the day special.”/ #RussellsReflectionsMovieEdition / #BadSanta / “The little fella…”/ #onmicburp / “Make that a button…”/ #ElCaminoChristmas / “How weird would an El Camino look if it came out now?”/ “It was the mullet of cars…”
(18:02): “Shall we pay heed to our special people?” / ***JOIN OUR PATREON AT PATREON.COM/METALNERDERYPODCAST *** / #MetalNerderyPodcastCalendar / #PatreonShoutout / #ThankYou / “2025 is gonna be a different year…”/ “He said ‘seen’…”/ “It’s like a #deathmetal #Superbad in a way…”/ “Have you ever had an orgasm that you came so hard that you literally thought you had died?” / “What if you have a #deathgasm when you die?”/ #TrumpCompilationASMR / “I’m gonna start doing that…”/ ***EMAIL US at metalnerdery@gmail.com *** / #TrademarkInfringement / #HeavyMetalNerdery / “I’m gonna Sharon Osbourne the fuck out of them…”/ “Call the lawyers, ASAP…”/ #whatsitcalled? / “Junior Slayer in the best ways…” / #Annihilated BLOOD OF THE MARTYR (Scorched Earth Policy – 2010) / #bluejeansex / “It’s high blood pressure in your balls…”/ “And we’re back…”/ #NWOOSTM / “I heard the R roll…”/ “They sound a little bit like #Evile too…”/ BURNING OF THE SOUTHERN CROSS / “It sounds like Tom’s oldest son has a band…”
(29:37): “C’mon…it’s been a while…”/ ***IF YOU WANNA GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL YOU CAN GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #whoareyou? / #ThePost #HairMetalASMR / “That really resonated with me…”/ “We’ve got another…”/ #ChildrenOfBodom and #BritneySpears #tangentionalality
(31:54): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: OZZY OSBOURNE – DIARY OF A MADMAN / ***Check out our #OzzyOsbourne 80’s episode*** / The drama behind the recording of the album and royalties and such / #OldeFaece / “They came in for ‘tur…”/ #outofcontrol / “It’s a different level of songwriting…”/ “His solos are awesome but his riffs are killer too…”/ #castle / “We’re gonna nick that…”/ “What did y’all think of the #albumcover when you saw it?” / #talesfromthedarkside / #backalbumcover / “I bet…seriously, literally, totally…”/ “It looks like he’s reading a book of spells…”/ #PetrineCross / #notworthy / #96RockInTheDaytime #shootinghoops / Popular songs back in 1981 relative to #DiaryOfAMadman / “Whatever happened to #JuiceNewton?” / “It makes you wonder…where did the juice come from?” / #juicebox
(42:28): #killeropener OVER THE MOUNTAIN (“We’ve gotta play the solo…”) / THAT is metal!!! / “Don’t need no astrology…it’s inside of you and me…”/ “I see…”/ #guitarsoloASMR / “It’s a double tracked solo…”/ “I don’t think it was a #FloydRose with a #lockingnut …”/ #ThankYe / “I thought he was talking about airplanes…is that #Delta9 airlines?” / FLYING HIGH AGAIN (“It sounds loud…”) / #usethoseheadphones / “Maybe another solo? It IS #RandyRhoads…”/ “Neoclassical weedly woos…”/ “That just sounds creepy af…it’s almost like #OzzyCartman…”/ “That is metal…that’s the next wave…”/ “He wasn’t a Sabbath fan…at all.” / “It was less bluesy and had more #neoclassical modes and minor stuff…faster and darker…”
(50:47): YOU CAN’T KILL ROCK AND ROLL / “Not for 7 minutes though…”/ “There’s hints of later Sabbath in that…”/ BELIEVER #creepyscary / “That’s like #Slayer before Slayer was Slayer…”/ “Those weird noises back there are just creepy…”/ “It’s got an evil solo…”/ “So it was Sharon that did that and not Ozzy that did that…”/ #reissue #lawsuits #contracts #royalties #studiomusicians / “Is that what their contract said?”/ “We want everything that #Spotify doesn’t get (which is nothing)…”/ “Think about the parallels…#DefJam…#JetRecords…” / “That WAS the #killercloser…”
(58:58): “I kinda think it’s sweet and beautiful, but at the same time…”/ #unbelievablesex / #balldraining / “Yeah she did…”/ #IAmOzzy / “I’m sensing probrem…”/ #bloodyhell / “They had chickens…”/ “Don’t you think everybody at some point has a melt down moment?” #timetodestroy #scorchedearth / Side Two #killeropener LITTLE DOLLS #bigdrums / “It’s like #Exodus kinda…”/ “I can hear #TheBeatles influence…it’s unmistakable…”/ “The killer who remains a mystery…”/ “That’s like someone who’s a surgeon with seizure shakes all the time, and then you give them a scalpel…”/ “New Wave is kinda like metal…”/ TONIGHT / #longdistancededication #onwiththecountdown / “I will use lube…”/ “He sounds drunk…”
(1:09:12): “It’s somebody’s initials or something…”/ “Sailing Across The Ocean…”/ #SATOASMR / “It’s pretty close…”/ #SexualAnalTotallyObvious / “If we write a song like this, we can prove that we can be taken seriously…”/ S.A.T.O. #notontheboat / “Fast and creepy…”/ “This is almost Sabbath…”/ “Pound the best?”/ “It’s kinda Maidenish…”/ “Something else I forgot about Randy’s sound…”/ #CBLE / “This one could very easily fit on Sabotage…”/ #YodaASMR / DIARY OF A MADMAN / #creepyASMR / “I hear an electric and an acoustic…”/ “This is the part that kinda reminds me of Sabotage…”/ #emotionalweirdness / “The solo’s kinda creepy too…”/ #creepyoutro / “Oh that’s scary…”/ “I had to back track to get to #BlackSabbath …”/ “We indulged each other…”/ “Almost halfway done with this decade…the twenties…”/ THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / “That’s gonna be a super special…to celebrate his volume of work…”/ #untilthenext #andyou #outroreel
Thursday Dec 26, 2024
#280 - 2024 YEAR END WRAP-UP
Thursday Dec 26, 2024
Thursday Dec 26, 2024
It’s time to say goodbye to 2024 with our Bunkerpoon International holiday celebration, where we will be waxing nostalgic on this year’s episodes and simultaneously ripping holes in the “space time continuum” whilst checking out some highlights and indulging in our own “Pepperidge Farm moments” of metal infused lunacy.
Remember to “expect the worst & hope for the best” whenever consuming a “vegetable shake” and understand that being called a “handsome woman” is flattering, “doppelgangers” are eerily unsettling, and our “Spotify Wrapped” referenced one episode that was “508% more” impressive than average.
Get ready to break out the “chunkless gravy”, embrace the “Dick Flex” theme of the episode, wish everyone a Merry Christmas (and Happy Boxing Day) and JOIN US for our 2024 YEAR END WRAP-UP, including a few goodies and surprises from INSIDE SANTA’S SACK.
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(00:01): “We made it…” / #HappyBoxingDay #MerryChristmas / “I am Clark Griswold…”/ “We’re pairing today…”/ “Crazy food porn…I’ll just use gravy for lube…”/ #chunklessgravy / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Look at old Rusty there…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #BunkerpoonInternational #YearEndCelebration / “You’re so good you should stop right now…”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #HarpoonBrewing #DunkinColdBrewPorter #sixpointzeroABV #Porter (***Pairs well with the #MrBlack ***)
(06:09): “We’re time traveling…”/ “Our next move will be…into one of those neighborhoods where you can fuck all the time…”/ #gaydad #gaydid #gated / “I don’t do #pickleball …”/ “When I was a kid, old people smoked and drank and just waited to die…”/ “I do NOT want to be like that…”/ #hotpockets / “You can feel a difference…”/ #itsnevertoolate / “Because unhealthy shit tastes delicious…and sometimes I have to re-fluff…”/ ***PATREON SHOUT OUT!!!*** / ***JOIN US on Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast ***/ “We shall...and we will...”/ “Down under...and up top...” / “If you’ve got a request, we’ll do it…”/ #thelastepisode / “They had their #PepperidgeFarmMoments …”/ ***IF YOU CARE TO HIT US UP ON THE SOCIALS YOU CAN FIND US AT #METALNERDERYPODCAST ON #INSTAGRAM AND #FACEBOOK AND #YOUTUBE AND #TIKTOK OR YOU CAN EMAIL US AT metalnerdery@gmail.com OR GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!***
(14:51): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: THE 2024 YEAR-END WRAP UP (INSIDE SANTA’S SACK) / Looking back at our episodes from 2024 as well as some hilarious moments and some new tunes that made 2024 awesome! / #ClassicMetal #OzzyOsbourne BELIEVER (Diary Of A Madman – 1981) / “I think Diary…may be his best full album.”/ #ThrashFamilyTree / “Kudos to Billiam for that #albumcover …”/ ***Go to our website and check out all the goodies, show notes, and pics associated with each episode and stream via #podbean at metalnerdery.com *** / #NoSolicitation / “I was inside but she didn’t stay…” / “We need a palette cleanser…”/ #strangelyfun / #StormtroopersOfDeath UNITED FORCES (Speak English Or Die – 1985) / “Can we hear a little bit of WHAT’S THAT NOISE?”
(25:26): “You know what, that one didn’t do as well as I thought it would…”/ “That would be sick…”/ #88DeathMatch #Metallica DYER’S EVE (…And Justice For All – 1988) / “It’s good…”/ #TwoParter / #Slayer BEHIND THE CROOKED CROSS (South Of Heaven – 1988) / “As good as Reign is…it’s right there…”/ “’84 was hilarious…” / #1984YearInMetal / “That was the one about…W.A.S.P.”/ #wewe / “Is that going to be like a weird rip in the #spacetimecontinuum?” / #doppelganger / “They’re all the same…only the names changed…”/ “I don’t know if that means I’m the good one OR…”
(34:34): “March we started off strong…”/ “Like our own #greatesthits compilation?” / “The bootleg one…was kinda fun (albeit a little weird…)” / #Megadeth TAKE NO PRISONERS (Rust In Peace – 1990) / “Nah, this was after he cleaned up…”/ “The only reason I was interested…” / #CirithUngol and #RichardPryor #LiveOnTheSunsetStrip / “Some of us got ultra #twanglified…”/ #MetallicaCovers / “That was the one at the very end where the rolling of the R’s was a problem…”/ “Wait…back up…”/ “He was laughing so hard you could hear the lung noises…”
(42:16): “That was kinda like a #Patreon that ended up being used to fill space…”/ “The ’86 Death Match…it was different…they can’t all be gold…”/ “Expectations always get you…if you keep your expectations at zero, you’re never disappointed…”/ “Is this the last #ACDC we did?” / “In fairness…y’all were sports…that was right before #DryJuly too…”/ #OperationMindcrime / ***Go to www.metalnerdery.com to check out each episode and all the goodies associated with each episode!!!*** / “The more I listen to it…” / #KerryKing TOXIC (From Hell I Rise – 2024) / “Ooooh, he’s pouring it out!?” / “I have to add ‘em…it’s not automatic…”/ “I did not know there was a thing as…in 2024…”/ “I drove to Birmingham one time…it was a person I actually knew…it was a lady I actually knew…”/ #tradinglicks / “Dry July was a strange time…I was so terribly bored…”/ “I think we’ve got to do one #Zeppelin a year…”/ #LedZeppelinIV / “All you think about is #TheRussMask …”
(53:13): “There’s a recent thing that rated all the #Slayer albums…” / #SeventhSonOfASeventhSon / #IronMaiden ONLY THE GOOD DIE YOUNG (Seventh Son Of A Seventh Son – 1988) / “My whole body feels concussed…”/ “It was like our NWOOSTM Vol. 4…”/ #TitleTracks / “Spicy release…”/ “I think we did more #Slayer than any other band during the year 2024…”/ “That was right around the time of #HurricaneHelene wasn’t it?” / “Political cartoons are memes…”/ “According to #Spotify, our top episode (of 2024) was #RustInPeace…”/ #SpotifyWrapped / “508% more than your average episode…”
(1:00:23): “That was fun…that was like a 2-hour Megathon special…”/ #HalloweenSuperSpecial / “Now we’re pretty much up to current…we need to do some #DOWN at some point…”/ “How did you get the character to show up like that?” / #copypaste / “It’s bizarre that we missed it…how did we not do #Megadeth?”/ “Let’s finish it off with some of the stuff that came out this year…”/ “Why do you say ‘strangely’? Would you say she’s a handsome woman? /#Kittie WE ARE SHADOWS (Fire – 2024) / “You wanna watch the video instead?” / “2025, we’ve gotta do…chick metal thrash…”/ #superflaps / #Opeth §4 (The Last Will And Testament – 2024) / “There’s a LOT going on…”/ “I think I’m gonna like Opeth better…”/ #DreamTheater A BROKEN MAN (Parasomnia – 2025) / “This is dick flex…”/ #dickflex / #progressivemetalASMR / “That’ll be my comedy name…” / “The way you say it, it sounds like Dick Flix…” / “How many times can you say it?” / “What if it’s Dick T. Flex?” / ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US ALL THROUGHOUT THE YEAR, MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY NEW YEAR, AND CONTINUE TO JOIN US NEXT YEAR!!!*** / #PitDiapers / “When we go to #Metallica I might be wearing those…”/ #untilthenext #outroreel
Thursday Dec 19, 2024
#279 - HAIR METAL
Thursday Dec 19, 2024
Thursday Dec 19, 2024
Just to be 100% TRANSparent, this is NOT an officially sanctioned “Chronicles” episode. However, it is the time of year for the TRANS-Siberian Orchestra (featuring the “Savatage Brothers”) and we felt compelled by the power of the holiday season to delve into the realm of HAIR METAL and reflect back on one of the least desirable (yet often most satisfying) subgenres of metal alongside memories of poon from the days of yore with the kinds of girls you would “meet once at a party and never talk to again”. Really, the entire objective of hair metal was to give actual metal heads an “in” to attaining money, drugs, and (especially) poon back in the day.
Dust off your “gloves of shame” and get ready to “rip the band-aid off” and “power through it” because it’s time to “hold hands”, discover some “stall appropriate noises” for the next time you’ve got to “deuce” and JOIN US as we get into the good, the bad, and the horrific of HAIR METAL.
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(00:01): “Yeah…yeah…yeah…”/ #audiolightning / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ “…like with girls who just turned 18…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #thisepisodescideroftheepisode #StrongbowCider / “Preacher’s collar…or Snake Bite?”/ #onmicburp #uhhhhkay / Thanksgiving summary / “Apparently, if you don’t shower for long enough…all the mucus turns into an extra layer of skin…”/ #gamey / ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE, GO TO #THEDOCKET IN THE SHOW NOTES!!!*** / #RussellsReflectionsThanksgivingEdition / “Do y’all sit around and get shitfaced now?”/ “That sounds like when I went to the Beach Mountains awhile back…traversing a mountain…”/ “That is so hard to watch now…”/ #MacysParade / “There had to be a time in human history when that was entertaining…”/ #simulationtheory #blackandwhitehouses / #WizardOfOz / “Stop me if I did this the last time…”/ #Terrifier3 (NOTE: This is at least the 3rd time and at least the 3rd episode that Russell has mentioned Terrifier 3…) / #goreporn / “One of the first things to creep me out in horror…”/ “You can’t kill people during the day and you can’t listen to metal during the day…”/ “Are we ready?”/ ***PATREON SHOUT OUT*** / “You’re not sounding good there, Mr. Trump…”/ “3.2 Trillion dollars in cuts, they said they’re gonna make…”/ ***If you wanna hit us up with requests or correspondences on the #socialmedia you can do so at #Instagram #Facebook #YouTube #TikTok , or email us at metalnerdery@gmail.com or you can GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / “Can you imagine Elvis and Peter Steele doing a duet?” / #WREKage has events!? / #TransSiberianOrchestra #ChristmasMusic #SavatageBrothers
(21:07): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: HAIR METAL!!! / “This is not an official, sanctioned #Chronicles episode…”/ “Why not shit on #hairmetal ???”/ “I think it brings back memories of poon from days of yore…”/ “She’s the kinda girl you should meet once at a party, do anal, and never talk to her again…”/ “He was into babies?”/ “We’re way off…”/ #Bulletboys SMOOTH UP IN YA (Bulletboys – 1988) / “Thank ye…”/ “I need a bonfire and a bottle of #BoonesFarm …”/ “I always thought it was Smooth Opinion…”/ “There’s nothing worse than R.E.M.”/ “You have to be really careful when you say ‘I enjoy When The Children Cry…’”/ #WhiteLion WAIT (Pride - 1987) / “Dude, you’ve gotta rip the band-aid off…”/ #allthebuttons / “C’mon, crank it!”/ “You guys know way too much of this shit…”/ “That was the way to get poon back in the day…”
(30:38): “How about a palette cleanser?” / #QuietRiot LOVE’S A BITCH (Metal Health – 1983) / “That IS dark…”/ “Dude, we’re not asking you to play Lick It Up, in it’s entirety, with no breaks…”/ #easybakeovens aka #airfryers / “Let’s go back to bad…just play that fuckin’ thing…”/ #Europe THE FINAL COUNTDOWN (The Final Countdown – 1986 ) / “You’ve gotta power through it…”/ “Why don’t y’all listen to thrash, like cool people do?” / #Trixter ONE IN A MILLION (Trixter – 1990) / “They were at the end…”/ “How about the first Twisted Sister album?” / #TwistedSister SHOOT ‘EM DOWN (Under The Blade – 1982) / “Now that sounds like early 80’s metal…”/ “I guarantee you the girls in those crowds were showing their tits…”
(40:07): #Firehouse WHEN I LOOK INTO YOUR EYES (Hold Your Fire – 1992) / “Crank it man…”/ “Y’all wanna hold hands?” / “We should all touch cocks…”/ “I got the palette cleanser…”/ “Is Guns N’ Roses hair metal?” / #GunsNRoses ROCKET QUEEN (Appetite For Destruction – 1987) / “They were sleazy…they weren’t pretty…”/ “Alright, something really bad…”/ #DefLeppard POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME (Hysteria – 1987) / “I think he’s wanting her to squirt on him…”/ “That one’s the worst…”/ #BonJovi YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME (Slippery When Wet – 1986) / “This is pre-Black Album Bob Rock…”/ “What’s the most #hairmetal thing by bands we like?”/ #MotleyCrue KNOCK ‘EM DEAD KID (Shout At The Devil – 1983) / “Once Bitten, Twice Shy is my Final Countdown…”/ “I used to be in White Balls…”
(54:44): “I’m not sure I know this…”/ “Chip is not a birth name…”/ #EnuffZnuff FLY HIGH MICHELLE (Enuff Z’nuff – 1989) / “We should be watching the videos for these…”/ “I’ll bet you do…” / #markthetime / #Nelson AFTER THE RAIN (After The Rain – 1990) / “Imagine if they had pigtails…”/ “You’ll see the sodomy?”/ “That’s a different solo…”/ “Point of contention…this is what I hate about multiple edits…”/ #fulllength / “This has kinda been fun…a little bit…”/ #Whitesnake HERE I GO AGAIN (Whitesnake – 1987) #radiomix #dentistofficemix / “You can tell just like that?”/ NOTE: the key to telling the difference between the 2 versions is the chorus, neither of which we made it to. Go listen to them bolth and judge for yourself…/ “You can’t #unlisten to something…”/ “Do you think Tommy Lee can play piano with his dick?”/ #chopsticks / #Cinderella DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU GOT (TILL IT’S GONE) - (Long Cold Winter – 1988) / “Would you play this to get laid?”
(1:05:55): “I think Winger got shat on unnecessarily…”/ “Let’s watch a little bit of the video…”/ #headset / #Winger HEADED FOR A HEARTBREAK (Winger – 1988) / “They’re stompin’ their feet to keep time…”/ #BeavisASMR / “Here comes the YEAH…check this out”/ “Do you think they charge by the hour or by the load?”/ “I feel like he’s guessing to throw people off…”/ “Sorry, I got a little squeaky there…”/ #cringiest #Poison UNSKINNY BOP (Flesh And Blood – 1990) / “You know they still play it because they have to…”/ “That was the whole objective of #hairmetal: money, drugs, and poon…”/ #FasterPussycat BATHROOM WALL (Faster Pussycat – 1987) / “That’s Guns N’ Roses Lite…”/ #BritnyFox GIRLSCHOOL (Britny Fox – 1988) / “Is that Brian Johnson?”/ “It’s like Paul Stanley with a throat infection…”
(1:16:34): “We’ve gotta look up some bad ones…”/ #PrettyBoyFloyd I WANNA BE WITH YOU (Leather Boyz With Electric Toyz – 1989) / “At schuul?” / “I feel like every producer back then…needed drugs to get through it…”/ #RoughCutt BLACK WIDOW (Rough Cutt – 1985) / “Hey man let’s go in the studio and use ALL of the reverb effects at the same time…”/ “That’s actually kinda cool…”/ “Dropped a deuce…”/ #LMAO / “We’ve gotta finish with a few strong ones here…”/ “What are they then!?”/ The formula for hair metal / #Ratt BACK FOR MORE (Out Of The Cellar – 1984) / “It sounds heavier than your average hair metal…”/ “There’s nobody else that sounds like Stephen Pearcy at all…” / “OMG I’m not a leftist douchetard, I love metal and I love my country…”
(1:25:51): “Was it really hair metal though?” / “What are we closing this with?”/ “Aerosmith?”/ “Wait a minute, he’s got Lita pulled up…”/ #LitaFord KISS ME DEADLY (Lita – 1988) #uhhuhhh / “This was on Footloose, for sure…”/ “This song is almost metal…Joe Perry had already left the band at this point…”/ #Aerosmith LIGHTNING STRIKES (Rock In A Hard Place – 1982) / “That sounds like Orion in the background…”/ “That’s about as memorable as you get…”/ #KISS ALL HELL’S BREAKIN’ LOOSE (Lick It Up – 1983) / “It’s gotta be the video…”/ “Is this the #glovesofshame one?”/ “See that? That one’s gotta be played…”/ #Autograph TURN UP THE RADIO (Sign In Please – 1984) / #lasernoises / “28 million views!? That’s crazy…”/ “At least we played some KISS, that’s what matters…”/ “He doesn’t flaunt it…”/ “I’m ready to go trolling for poon now…”/ #PoonPatrol #untilthenext THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! #outroreel
Thursday Dec 12, 2024
#278 DIO Last In Line Album Review
Thursday Dec 12, 2024
Thursday Dec 12, 2024
“I’m sorry, what was that? What was the last thing you said?”
Forty years ago this year (specifically, July 2, 1984), DIO (the man and the band) released THE LAST IN LINE, the follow up to their 1983 debut and the first album to feature full time keyboardist Claude Schnell. Forty years later, it still maintains its relevance throughout the realms of metal, especially when compared (relatively speaking) with music from 40 years prior to 1984!
Think about the music from 40 years before 1984. There is absolutely NO WAY anyone was listening to Bing Crosby ANYWHERE in 1984! Yet, in 2024, it is still a perfectly plausible concept and is totally socially acceptable to be blasting THE LAST IN LINE while riding around, “shooting hoops”, or annoying everyone while fueling up at the gas station.
Remember that the investment in hibachi is always worth it (because it’s delicious) and everyone could use “a good tongue lashing” on their birthday. Discover “the sound of Murray” after he’s clocked out for the day, understand that “the gloves are off”, realize “you’d only feel guilty if they name checked you in the note” and get ready to “repurpose the DEA” when you JOIN US for a dive into some classic D&D metal with DIO: THE LAST IN LINE.
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(00:01): “I think the #BunkerpoonGhost made an appearance…”/ “Oooh, that was wet, bro…”/ #hibachi / “It’s so fucking expensive…”/ #RussellsReflectionsHibachiEdition / “It keeps the brown moving…”/ “Now this is the funny part…”/ “Did your pubes feel gray?”/ #hyperinflation / “Here we go…whoops!”/ #whoareyou? / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST AND THE HOLIDAY SEASON!!!*** / “Lots of winning going on…”/ #groundzero / “I wanna smash fish with rocks…”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #LeftHandBrewingCompany #StVrain #MexicanHotChocolate #sixpercentABV #TheVerdict / ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE, GO TO #THEDOCKET IN THE SHOWNOTES!!!*** / #shownotes
(10:25): #RussellsReflectionsMovieEdition / “It’s kinda cheesy, kinda campy…but totally metal…”/ “Is it grisly?”/ #allegedlygrisly / #Hysteria / “That’s the next #Patreon dude…”/ #Californication / “A writer…not a rider…”/ “Dude, it’s a respectable metal album…”/ “Black Sabbath…and shame on you…”/ #SpeakingInTongues / “Yesterday was my wife’s birthday…she got a good #tonguelashing …”/ #herewego / “Everyone dressed like 1989 but they talked like 2024…”/ “Normies was not a word we used…”/ #DEI / “They need to repurpose the #DEA #DrugEnforcementAdministration …”/ “When you run out of shit to watch…watch this…”
(18:53): PATREON SHOUT OUT!!! / #MetalNerderyCalendar #MetalNerderyLoinclothes / “Perfect timing!”/ “We apologize for making #EmptyPromises to #EmberingEffigy …”/ #TheBowlRoller / “He shoots ropes!”/ #DoomsicleASMR / “I’m thinking a #Venom song would be fun…”/ ***COME CHECK US OUT ON #YOUTUBE AND #INSTAGRAM AND #FACEBOOK AT #METALNERDERYPODCAST AND EMAIL US AT METALNERDERY@GMAIL.COM AND GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / “We were just making sure that the voicemail wasn’t full…or empty…”/ #theglovesareoff / “I feel like all those bass player jokes…was it my fault?” / “You’d only feel guilty if they name checked you in the note…”/ “For all the bass player hate I’ve given you…that’s more than fair…”
(26:44): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: DIO – THE LAST IN LINE / “Bunch of chicken fuckers…”/ “I feel like he was 42 for 15 years…”/ “This WAS on #96RockInTheDaytime back in the day…”/ “It’s the roof, Ronnie, and his teeth…that’s the whole video…”/ Released July 2, 1984 / “Think about when we were that age…think about 40 years before THAT!” / “Think about the music from 1944…”/ PISTOL PACKIN’ MAMA #BingCrosby #AlDexter and #TheAndrewSisters / “The boys just got back from the war…”/ Remember the #musicvideo? / “It’s the fist and the hair, you can’t see the teeth, but they’re there…”/ WE ROCK / “That laser costs $1 Million Dollars…”/ “That’s an intense look on that dude…”
(38:03): “You almost have to hear it to the next part…when you’re off to the witch for the 2nd time…”/ THE LAST IN LINE / “We are coming…HOME!!!” / “When they played this on the radio it was a special treat…”/ “Oh you’re THAT guy…”/ #getoffmylawn / “Pussy lickin’ mother fucker…”/ #urbanpoetryASMR / “That’s where there’s a double standard…”/ “Here’s the biggest shame of it all…”/ #MilliVanilli / “Was that only for poon?”/ “If I owned the #poonwagon this is what I would sound like…”/ #studiowrittenhit (just like Paranoid and Primal Concrete Sledge) / #asthmaASMR / BREATHLESS / “That’s a rhythm section…that almost rivals Rex & Vinnie…”
(48:40): “I think the next one is almost early thrash…or #speedmetal …”/ I SPEED AT NIGHT / “This album was so fucking metal when it came out…”/ “Oh, btw, first album with a keyboard player…”/ #ClaudeSchnell / “No, Vinny was always the drummer for #DIO …” / “Linguini? You want angel hair, what do you want?”/ #albumcover / “What’s his name? Isn’t it Murray?” / “#thesoundofmurray / “Here’s the kind of question that is: (it’s not even sexual, bro…) It’s like comparing the first Black Sabbath to Paranoid…” / ONE NIGHT IN THE CITY / “Hey stop! That’s fair…and also, fuck you.”/ #LarsUlrichDrumParody / “Sacred Heart had more of that…Dream Evil had more of that…”/ “We might revolutionize podcasts…but instead of showing us their tits, they’ll show us their vaginas…or buttholes…”/ #OnlyFans (“It’s not just for buttholes anymore…”)
(58:07): Side 2 #killeropener / EVIL EYES / “Keyboardists need poon too, dude…”/ “Do they? They’re sensitive?” / “Okay…if you buy dinner, you can show your tits…”/ MYSTERY (“This is on a soundtrack…”) / “No, dude, this is #Survivor…”/ “I’m sorry, what was that? What was the LAST thing you said?” / “Think about how much metal changed from #DiaryOfAMadman up to this…”/ “This or #BarkAtTheMoon?”/ “Is this Dio’s Bark At The Moon?”/ “This is the connector between Holy Diver and Sacred Heart…”/ “When we do that one…do you think we should combine those two?” / #upcomingepisode / EAT YOUR HEART OUT #bitter / “Here’s my question for you…”/ #writinghits / “You can’t throw up down here, we’ve got nothing to clean it up with…”/ The difference between “writing hits” versus “artistic authenticity” (and the analogy of the record company, the producer, and the recording artist) / “That’s like going into business because you want to be rich versus doing it out of passion…”/ “That’s the key to success…you’ve got to shit on everything…”/ #microphoneASMR / EGYPT (THE CHAINS ARE ON) #killercloser / “That’s like Sabbath and Rainbow…”/ “I think that’s a grower and a #deepcut for sure…”/ “Every band has some kind of formula…”/ “It did not age as well as #HolyDiver…”/ THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / #outroreel
Thursday Dec 05, 2024
#277 WE SOLD OUR SOUL FOR THRASH
Thursday Dec 05, 2024
Thursday Dec 05, 2024
WE SOLD OUR SOUL FOR THRASH is like the perfect blending of our Building The Perfect Thrash Album Vol. 1 episode from 2 years ago (Dec 8, 2022 to be exact) along with our We Sold Our Soul For Sabbath episode from March of 2024, with some ever so slight nuances to help keep things interesting.
As with our previous episodes which focused on various thrash bands from the days of yore (specifically the Top 10 Thrash Albums…And Then Some and Thrash Story Core episodes from way back in 2019, the Thrash Metal History (’81 to ’87) episode from 2020, our Obscure Thrash episode from April 2021, and the most recent, our Thrash Family Tree episode from January 2024), we just decided to dig into our collective memory banks and pull up the bands and the tunes that help to make us feel more alive…sort of like the feeling “when a breeze blows past your bone”.
Similar to the above referenced thrash-centric episodes, the majority of the songs we discussed are by old school thrash bands we grew up with, many of which have “grown up” themselves and are still crushing, destroying, and head banging away to this very day worldwide.
Also note that, unlike We Sold Our Soul For Sabbath, this is not our version of a “thrash greatest hits” album (although it could certainly qualify as part of a multi-volume “Best of Thrash” box set). There were no repeats, and a few surprise choices that would have made us wet ourselves had we had access to it back in the day. There’s no voting, there’s no ranking, we’re simply indulging in one of the greatest genres of metal ever to exist.
Prepare to behold another horrifying example of “vomit cuisine” after fixing yourself a heaping helping of “ham salad”, discover why “newd” is better than “all dressed” (especially when it comes to “slider buns”), learn why “the head game” is a good barometer for “the main course and the dessert” and worry not, because this episode is (for the most part) NOT “gonna end up being about roast beef sandwiches”.
Get ready to embrace your inner thrash bone and JOIN US for a dual named episode with one unified purpose, because since WE SOLD OUR SOUL FOR THRASH we are offering up to you our 2nd Installment of BUILDING THE PERFECT THRASH ALBUM.
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Show Notes:
(00:01): “I figured out something the other day…”/ “Go ahead…with the thing that’s going to be about #roastbeefsandwiches …”/ #perfection / “The key to doing an effective…#DonaldTrumpImpression …”/ “He’s totally gonna come back…”/ “I’ll start watching #CSPAN and jerking off…”/ #amitheonlydarkone? / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Let me go kill the dogs, hold on…”/ #DecimationASMR / ***Side Note regarding #housewolfrecords and #RichWard and #TheDukeOfMetal and #StuckMojo ***/ #Heavy1 #Rising / “Around the world in a #usedcondombasket …”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #suckingitdown / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / #TerrapinBrewery #MooHoo #eightpointfiveABV / #RussellsAlcoholReflectionsASMR / “This is a beer…”/ #thickandfull / #TheVerdict / “Dave Ramsey…or Dave Portnoy?”
(07:37): “There’s almost a #subpodcast about eating out and #shittippers and #hospitality and…”/ #wintertime / “Watched a couple of cool movies…”/ #SNL #SaturdayNightLive #CocaineAndChaos / “That should be the name of it…”/ #cocainestroke / #markthetime / #Filth / “It sounds dark and dirty and scary…”/ #whatsitcalled / “It’s like #Snatch but with Scotsman and murder…”/ #BuyNow #Consumerism / “It is a cancer all unto it’s own…”/ #massconsumerism #materialism / #NothingButAGoodTime #Audiobook / “Wait…there’s a #Netflix2?”/ “#Hairmetal killed metal…”/ “The music industry does that with ANY genre…”/ “The most talented?” / “It’s like going from #ShoutAtTheDevil to #TheaterOfPain…”/ #Winger / #ReallyTalentedHairMetal / “Empire was their #BlackAlbum …”/ “Can I trouble you for a #halfski?”
(17:56): PATREON SHOUT OUTS!!! / “I didn’t say #shitfucking this time…”/ #Warning #MetalNerderyShirt / “Hopefully he gets laid for the front and the back…”/ #frontandback / #thickandfull / ***Give us a call and leave us a voicemail at 980-666-8182, email us at metalnerdery@gmail.com or check us out on the social media at #metalnerderypodcast *** / #oldschoolmetalnerdery #milley / “You’ve gotta tell the listeners what it is…”/ “It’s not Phil…Jonathan maybe?”/ #ViolentMind aka #JonathanPhil / “We got another email…”/ “I like the paranormal…”/ #CorrosionOfConformity #LynyrdSkynyrdCover ON THE HUNT #Metallica #AYearAndAHalfInTheLife / “Is he from down under or is he from up top?” / “I’ve got a quick rant real quick…”/ #TeslaTruck #CyberTruck / “Dude, they’re $85K, bro…”/ #bulletproof / “#RemoteViewing and #MKUltra is in full effect…”/ “Why not make bathrooms all stainless steel?”/ “You gonna go kill the dogs…again?” / “The state that sells the most electric cars has the most rolling blackouts…”/ #brightness and #brownouts
(29:00): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: WE SOLD OUR SOULS FOR THRASH!!! / #tobefair to episode 172…we can’t repeat…/ “We’re not voting…”/ #Metallica HELPLESS (The $5.98 EP – Garage Days Re-Revisited – 1987) / “Imagine…#Justice with that mix…”/ #TurnItOffNow / “Let it ring out…”/ #metalconspiracytheories / “It’s Sunday, it’s a good day for it…”/ #Forbidden ONE FOOT IN HELL (Twisted Into Form – 1990) / “That’ll clean you out on a Sunday…”/ “It gets me in the mood today…”/ #Slayer GHOSTS OF WAR (South Of Heaven – 1988) / #perfecttiming #CBLE / “When you have a moment…it’s like when a breeze blows past your bone…” / #TheLastWillAndTestament #Opeth / “Remember those #PepperidgeFarm cakes? It’s like that, but it’s metal…”
(43:40): “Canadians, they like #AllDressed…”/ “I want mine #newd man…I like my chips newd…”/ #SacredReich SURF NICARAGUA (Surf Nicaragua – 1988) / “HaHA!”/ “QT is supposed to have #freeair WTF!?” / #WrathchildAmerica GENTLEMAN DEATH (3D – 1991) and also // (PARALLELS) / “Can we have a replacement?” / “11?”/ “We should give ourselves at least one or two #getoutofjailfreecards …”/ ***Go check out #SoulsAtZero “A Taste For The Perverse” ***/ #sliderbuns / “Wait a minute, he said #doubleup what do you mean by that?” / #TheAccused THE BAG LADY SONG (Martha Splatterhead’s Maddest Stories Ever Told – 1988) / “You either get it or you don’t…”/ “You either like it…or you don’t…there’s no middle ground…” / “That’s a great house…”/ “Isn’t there a difference between 70’s and 80’s…versus now…?” / “Whatever, it’s the same thing…” / “I can’t get my mouth around all of it…”/ “If the NIP is that big…”
(1:01:24): “I’m having a hard time…”/ #Anthrax I AM THE LAW (Among The Living – 1987) / #thickandfull / “Who’s Anderson?”/ “I feel like that guy would whoop his ass!”/ “Might even penetrate him, you never know…sometimes it happens…”/ ***NOTE: Go check out our #RobDukes #Exodus episode*** / #Exodus RAZE (Shovel Headed Kill Machine – 2005) / “Having kids, having families, getting divorces…”/ “I don’t know if I can top that…”/ #ExodusTingle / “I suck at gambling, dude…”/ #Forbidden THROUGH EYES OF GLASS (Forbidden Evil – 1988) / “STFU right now!” / #onmicburp / #weedlywooASMR / “Somebody, back in the day…”/ “Now he’s gonna shit all over singers…”/ #ThrashMetal #InstagramPage / “They’re kinda the same thing…”/ “I got one…”/ “That sounds like that would have been right at home in 1986…”/ #Pantera DEATH RATTLE (Reinventing The Steel – 2000)
(1:15:40): “How many more are we gonna do?” / #Slayer CAST THE FIRST STONE (Repentless – 2015) / “I learned from the master…do it again…”/ “You’re gacking…gacking is a thing…”/ “If your #headgame is good…the assumption is…”/ #appetizers #maincourse #dessert / #StormtroopersOfDeath #SOD SPEAK ENGLISH OR DIE (Speak English Or Die – 1985) / #Metallica WHIPLASH (Kill ‘Em All – 1983) / “The first Metallica song I ever heard in my life…”/ “AWWWW, fuckin’ DAMN!!!” / #Testament FALL OF SIPLEDOME (The Gathering – 1999) #whatsitcalled? #metalasfuck / “I’ve been missing out…”/ #HamSalad #BigDaddysBBQPit / “No, his voice got better…”/ “I don’t normally pick THIS band…”/ “You know what I like even less than that?”/ #Anthrax INDIANS (Among The Living – 1987) / “The show has…grown…and has gotten ever so much better…”/ ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!!*** / #untilthenext #outroreel