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Thursday Jan 04, 2024
#228 CLASSIC METAL
Thursday Jan 04, 2024
Thursday Jan 04, 2024
If you thought this episode was going to be all about early Metallica, early Anthrax, or early Slayer, SURPRISE, it’s not! While the above bands do in fact belong under the same umbrella, CLASSIC METAL (relative to today’s heavy metal landscape) falls right in that sweet spot from the late 70’s through the 80’s, when hard rock began its transformation into something darker, heavier, and more aggressive than anything before it.
Prepare to brush up on your “ball caller” skills because it’s time to “call the balls” for our virtual CLASSIC METAL bingo, where we will address a variety of provocative topics such as “one hit wonders” (both inside and outside of metal), the ongoing debate as to whether or not the Black Cadillac was in fact “slick” or just “big”, as well as “the most popular classic metal song” which still holds up and is just as relevant today as in the CLASSIC METAL days of yore.
Discover which band was formed on Christmas Day 48 years ago, grab some more “boner gum” and bust out your “laser phasers” when you “clear the room” after sharing the details of your “Trans-Siberian” date night experience. Find out what “getting feelings” (down there) from out of nowhere actually means, embrace your middle school metal memories, fire up the “scary devil synthesizer” and JOIN US as we plunge deep into a wellspring of CLASSIC METAL.
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(00:01): #ballcaller and/or #ballcollar (“Apparently with #bingo you have to #calltheballs …”) #bingoballcallerASMR / “Just the fact that there’s balls involved in bingo…”/ #benign / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ #NYE / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST WITH ALL THE BALLS!!!*** / #metalnerderypodcast / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / ***TO SKIP THE NONSENSE AND GO STRAIGHT TO #THEMEATOFTHEEPISODE JUST GO TO #THEDOCKET ***/ #BlueBandito #StillFireBrewing #daydrinking #fivepointthreeABV #theverdict / “That’s a simple…even keeled…nice beer.”/ “This is the post #Christmas episode…”/ #christmaswrapup / “You cooked your mom and one of your wife’s friends?” / #wrappedinbacon / “It makes me look smarter and I need all the help I can get…”/ “Why are there #onehitwonders …?” / “He looks like #Lemmy …”/ “Eileen must be crispy…”/ “How many one hit wonders are there in the world of metal?” / “Big Black…?”
(10:00): Check us out on the #socialmedia or email us at metalnerdery@gmail.com or LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!! / #thevoicemailsegment #TheDarius #favoritepodcast (“I want 2 episodes a week…you need a sponsor…”) / #bonergum / “I think it’s kinda like #FruitStripe …”/ Some comments from our #YouTube channel / “Wow, dude!” / #RussellsReflectionsASMR / “I think 2024 is gonna be the #fitnessyear …” / #carnivore #markthetime / “Did you do any #standup …did you clear the room?” / #buttclenchingcomedy and Matt’s style of comedy / “If you really believe that…they’d still be cleaning…with a toothbrush…” / #braindetail / “This one slides…”/ “That’s like 5 handfuls of lube…”/ #theburpchronicles
(16:16): #TheDocket / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: CLASSIC METAL!!! / What’s considered “classic”? / The 70’s and 80’s…/ The difference between oldies and classic / #thenewclassic / The definition of #classicmetal (“It’s more metal than rock…”) / Some various examples of classic metal / “#IronMaiden formed on #ChristmasDay in 1975…”/ “What’s the most popular classic metal song?”/ “Which one?” #thatdumbsongbyKISS / “I lost my credit…”/ Ways to tell if someone is thinking about you…sexually… / #highlightreel / #BlackSabbath TRASHED (“Production wise, it’s very strange…”) / #QuietRiot METAL HEALTH (BANG YOUR HEAD) / “It aged well…”/ SLICK BLACK CADILLAC (“Slick Black, NOT Big Black…”) / #stereoboner #cantbeloudenough
(28:38): “What do you think about #DefLeppard (up to #Pyromania)?”/ ROCK OF AGES (“Listen to how thick that is…” / “It is a #drummachine …”/ Early cassette purchases / “You’ve gotta fuck…” / #futureepisodeidea / “I’m gonna add that to the list…”/ #Dokken BREAKING THE CHAINS / “It’s the beginning of #Poison …”/ #MetalChurch METAL CHURCH (#ExciterMoment and/or #BlackSabbathMoment) / “That album…it’s solid.” / #urinelove / #Ratt BACK FOR MORE (“This is #middleschool for me…”) / Recent RATT album news / #MotleyCrue LIVE WIRE (NOTE: we never did this one, but you can check out our #ShoutAtTheDevil Dive) / #alwaysremember
(40:47): “Which one’s the classic?” / #JudasPriest BLOODSTONE #deepcut (“Frickin’ laser phasers…”) / “You can just tell those guitars are loud…” / #DIO STRAIGHT THROUGH THE HEART / “That, my friends, is classic metal.” / “One day I’m gonna figure out which song that is…”/ #CelticFrost THE USURPER #ough #TomGWarriorASMR (“Vocals remind me of #Coroner …”) / The #ough and the #yeah / “They were little blue pills…and they gave my soul a boner.” / #soulboner (“That’s a good band name…”) / #buttaids or #fluaids or #flubuttaids (“That shot’s not gonna save ya…”) / #DoroASMR / #UriahHeep THE WIZARD (“That sounds like #progmetal…”) / GYPSY / #Savatage 24 HRS. AGO / See also #TransSiberianOrchestra / “I’ve never met a #TransSiberian have you?”/ #heavymetalnutcracker / “I guarantee you…all she sees is triangles and letters and math…”
(54:28): NOTE: That comment was regarding Randy’s rhythm tone, NOT his solo tone / #OzzyOsbourne FLYING HIGH AGAIN / #Anvil 666 (#devilsynthesizer) / “Have y’all seen the Anvil movie?” / #TheStoryOfAnvil / “A heavy metal story?” / Would Back in Black count as classic metal? / #era / “That’s how you know you’re getting old…” / #Leatherwolf RISE OR FALL (“This sounds like high school…”) / #guitarbone
(1:04:31): “You just can’t play the normal stuff…” / “How about some of this? Circa #1980 “/ #IronMaiden IRON MAIDEN / “I want you to sing 2 words for me…”/ “You know the beginning of Mandatory Suicide? Same concept…” / “That’s totally literally, seriously…”/ #Accept SON OF A BITCH #allthecokelines (“It’s got a Priest vibe to it…”) / “I was literally about to mention what Bill just typed in…” / “October 31st…” / #Venom DON’T BURN THE WITCH / #productionquality
(1:12:48): #LizzyBorden GIVE ‘EM THE AXE / “That would be perfect…” / “Who are the dudes that wear the loincloths?” / #MetalNerderyCalendar / #Queensryche QUEEN OF THE REICH (“This was the first time I really heard Queensryche back in the day…”) / “What happened to these guys?”/ #screamfromtheballs / “I’ll help you write the forward…I’ll write the book.”/ “He is to #Manowar as Hodges is to Maiden…” / #Manowar BATTLE HYMN #softintro & MANOWAR / Go check out the video for #SailsOfCharon / “Really, anything off of Stay Hungry…” / #TwistedSister S.M.F. / #RussellsReflectionsTwistedSisterEdition / #WeAreTwistedFuckingSister / The case of the disintegrating phone case / #electricblanketjacket / “I’d wait until I had a new one…” / ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US AND HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE!!!*** / #untilthenext / ***COME GET YOUR POST HOLIDAY SHOPPING FIX AT THE BUNKERPOON GIFT SHOPPE LOCATED AT metalnerdery.com/merch ***/ #outroreel
Thursday Dec 28, 2023
#227 OZZY BARK AT THE MOON - Album Dive
Thursday Dec 28, 2023
Thursday Dec 28, 2023
November 18, 1983
Put your ’83 hat on and travel back to the days of yore when OZZY OSBOURNE was still a relatively new solo artist struggling to bounce back after enduring the tragic and untimely demise of guitarist Randy Rhoads following The Ozzman’s first 2 legendary albums, Blizzard of Ozz and Diary of a Madman.
Enter Jake E. Lee, Rhoads’ successor, and the debut of his shred skills on Ozzy’s 3rd studio release, BARK AT THE MOON. While perhaps a departure from those first 2 records with Rhoads, BARK AT THE MOON has a more keyboard centric, pop-oriented sound that left some fans confused, yet it was just another example of OZZY rising from the ashes like a phoenix and reinventing himself once again.
Always remember to never write a song in the “afterglow” that you’ll ultimately grow “So Tired” of. “Slow Down” before being aurally assaulted by some overly emphatic keyboards because it’s time to get “laminated” and take “One Up The B-Side” after you “wash the evil off”.
Find out what happens when you get “plastic surgery to look older”, embrace your “Olde Faece”, summon up your playlist of farts, and brace for the onslaught of our upcoming OnlyFans cooking page when you JOIN US as we dive into the “Centre of Eternity” that is BARK AT THE MOON.
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Show Notes:
(00:01): #orgasmnoise (“One out of a thousand? #thepowerofvag “) / #uncorking / #playtheodds #theruleofodds #deduction / Pick up lines for the 21st century: Flying planes into buildings, hope you don’t make it home tonight. The power of vag. The rule of odds. “She’s teenager, dude…’there’s nothing okay about that.’” / “that’s pretty dark…”/ #bornnaked / #clinky ***THIS IS METAL NERDERY!!!” *** #warning: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ #markthetime “You cannot do that when I’m taking a shot.” / #salsaspaghetti #RussellsRecipeASMR (“Fix it in post, it’s fine.”) / #TennesseeHoney (and #DynastyHoney) / “It’s nothing but sugar so far…”/ #WilfordBrimley (“You put that much sugar in it, it’s gonna be good…”)/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST EVERYONE!!!*** / #postchristmasedition #prenewyearsedition / “Hey!” / #postscrotalwrapup #SantasSack / “I’m still weird about the fact that they’ve got a hair pill…” / ***TO SKIP THE FOREPLAY NONSENSE, GO TO #THEDOCKET OR SKIP AHEAD ABOUT 20 MINUTES! BUT YOU’LL BE MISSING ALL THE FUN, SO DON’T BE A STEAK-UMM…STICK AROUND…” / #justleaveitindude / “You will not regret it…”/ “At least do yourself the favor of…#testdriving one of those…/ #unplugged #OlanMillsASMR (“It’s got a good #buttonrub too…”) / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #wedidthewelcome
(06:22): #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #SoProBrewing #Mississippi (“It’s a weird name…”) / #CrowdControl #fighterpilot #NeverSayDie #BlackSabbath #HimilayanHiker #foundationbeer (“The good news…”) / #theverdict (“It’s an IPA for sure…”) / #carpetvibe (“that last one tasted like #bourbon…”) / “I keep looking for these #ACDCBeers …”/ “One thing I hate about getting older…” / #christmascake #healthinformation #waferthin (“You’re thinking about my cake…”) / “Don’t they have a ½ cake you can order?” / #alottacake / #blessingsofbakers / #lemonpoundcake (“I’m tryin’…”) / #fivepounds (“Can you imagine…?”) / #RussellsReflectionsASMR #floaters #intheeye (“Like three inches or something…”) / #kaleidoscope / “It was the weirdest fucking thing…”/ #nevergoogle / #OR / “Could be a #flashback…”/ NOTE: That’s exactly what dudes do. / “They got snubbed…”/ “I feel like #CharlieBrown right now…”/ Excited for #michiganmetal / #shitstirrerASMR / “So #Georgia is only a 2 time…back-to-back #sportsdogchampionwords / #footballASMR / (Wait, football or #boatrace? Not smart enough to understand #RussellsSportsWrapUp ) / “It’s not LONG in the paint…”
(15:10): ***CHECK US OUT ON THE #SOCIALMEDIA AND EMAIL US AT METALNERDERY@GMAIL.COM AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182 !!!*** / #voicemailsegment #mauiwowie (“We can tell…”) / #ILY / #AustrianDeathMachine (NOTE: It is MOST excellent!!! #gettothechopper ) / #thankyouforthat / ***Check out our #humormetalepisode …sorry…”/ #buttaids / “Nothing but farts…” #playlist / #onlyfanspage #onlyfanscookingpage #marinated #roastbeef #itsnotjustbuttholes / “I’m even more shocked that we came up in the search…” / #twelfth / #firstpageresults / “We’re not all the way there but we’re close…” / ***Check out the #VanHalenEpisode *** / 2023 in review…/ #healthier / #zerogreenery #nonada (“Maybe twice…”) / “My dreams have come back…stronger than ever…#hypervivid …”/ #dreams / #intensedreams #fourthquarter / “I double dog dare you…”/ #steakummmlabes / “Could have been worse…” / #legally / #makingchanges #positivechanges / “Do you think you eat more?” / #appetitesuppressant / “I cannot stand being around them anymore…” / #notracist / “Can’t do it…”/ “What does that mean?” / “Does it still blow your mind as a parent?” / “Just wait…” / A non-parent reflecting on the experiences of parents / “Hopefully 2024 will be better for #BigDaddysBBQPit (***See also #onionbaconbombs ***) and #MetalNerderyPodcast and #TheTriangle #Unredacted “/ #foodporn (“It’s just gravy…#lumpsin) / #armpitsandbuttholes (“There’s no deodorant there’s no soap…” / “Up until about the 1950s…” / #WarCurse #shoutout
(26:49): “Christmas holiday grab sack…” / METAL NERDERY: WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! / #totallysigned #MickMars RIGHT SIDE OF WRONG / “That melody sounds very familiar…(very hooky, very nice)”/ #juicytone (“Sorry…it’s always food.”) / #foodpornmonthly / #songsaboutvag / “Is there any love songs in there?” / “I love #Skindred…” / #reggaemetal / “Upstrokes…(versus)…downstrokes.” / #totallyseriously / #disappointedvag #verticalvag / EYE OF THE TIGER (?) / “Little purple bastard…”/ “I could hear this in a strip club…”/ #ElectricAvenueASMR / #ErectricAvenue / “Any new #KerryKing as of yet?” / #StoneKnot #SlipSour BEYOND / “Wasn’t there something else that came out…?” / #thegibsontune / “Just produced…” / “#Slower is supposed to be coming out with an album soon…”/
(34:38): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: BARK AT THE MOON !!!/ #blankcassettetapes and recording off the radio… / #BarkAtTheMoon #musicvideo / “Happy #belatedbirthday to #OzzyOsbourne …” / #biggestmistakeevermade / “Why not just be yourself?” / “I’m just not…”/ #justbeyou / “The problem is they’re reading the comments…” / #fuckbag / Released 11/18/1983 / “Forty years!? HFS!!!” / #jakeelee / “Maybe my favorite #OzzyGuitarist “/ “How would YOU like to be…coming up on the heels of #RandyRhoads?” / “Even with #ZakkWylde …”/ #tremendous / #oldefaece / ***CHECK OUT OUR OLD METAL NERDERY EPISODES, PARTICULARLY WITH THE HASHTAG #OLDEFAECE *** / “He was 73 when he was 25…”/ #killeropener (“Wanna watch the video?”) / BARK AT THE MOON (“that’s almost thrash…”) / “Creepy with the horses…”/ #squealies (“This is so 1980-something…”) / #usethoseheadphones / “Ozzy was 35 here…”/ “There was two songs on here that got #radioplay …”/ YOU’RE NO DIFFERENT #keyboards #progozzy #prozzy / “Very 80’s…that definitely sounds 1983…”/ #hidethesausage NOW YOU SEE IT NOW YOU DON’T (“My way still works though…”) / “That riff sounds familiar…”/ “Balls?”
(46:35): “This one got some #radioplay …” / ROCK AND ROLL REBEL #albumcover (“I don’t know if I heard it on the radio…”) / #ultimatesinASMR / Second favorite on the album… / CENTRE OF ETERNITY #churchbells #creepyASMR / “The atmosphere…”/ #unpopularopinion / “The big difference between Ozzy & Sabbath…”/ “A little more formulaic maybe…”/ SO TIRED (“May I have this dance…”) / “This is like #BillyJoel …”/ #uglybumpin (“C’mon Ozzy…”) / #alrightdarling / #postsexOzzy / “That’s how it works, bro…it’s about imagery.” / SLOW DOWN (“Kinda got that S.A.T.O. vibe to it…”) / “What the…?”/ “Whoa! WTF was THAT?” / “I think they were listening to #KISS a lot…”/ “I can’t get it out…”/ #productionnotes / #darktimes
(57:28): “Definitely that last one…” / #duranduran / WAITING FOR DARKNESS #killercloser (“Turn me loose…”) / #detectivemovie / #nicepairing #riffsandkeyboards / “That’s a good riff…”/ #trackingchanges / #bonustracks / SPIDERS (“Sounds like a porn, cop movie…”) / “That’s a fair swap, man…”/ ONE UP THE “B” SIDE (“Is that about anal?”) / “What does that even mean?” / “Those are the only 2 moments you could cut out and it’d be fine…”/ #highpoints / #magicpenis / “I like all the shame…”/ “Wash the evil off…”/ #laminated / #allergiesASMR / Of the first three albums, “Diary…” has it…it’s perfect / ***Check out our Ozzy Vol. I (The 80’s) episode***/ “Diary’s darker and has its own vibe…”/ #Hellraiser / “I don’t wanna extend my trip…”/ #TSAASMR / #buhtthole / “It’s not a buh…”/ #bureaucrats / “Don’t you say what I think you’re going to say…” / #dresses and #weirdbeards / “They’re all white…”/ “Did you know that ‘technically’…” / “She must have been a real piece of work…”/ #peaceandquiet (“Let’s make it a go…”) / ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!!*** / #untilthenext #happy2024 #thetriangleunredacted ***COME ON DOWN TO THE BUNKERPOON GIFT SHOPPE FOR YOUR POST CHRISTMAS HOLIDAY SHOPPING FIX AT metalnerdery.com/merch *** / #outroreel / #obviousobsourne #fakeobviousosbourne #oldschoolstyle #metalnerderypodcast #uhhhkay
Thursday Dec 21, 2023
#226 VAN HALEN I Album Dive
Thursday Dec 21, 2023
Thursday Dec 21, 2023
Not only were VAN HALEN effectively “the Black Sabbath of shred” but they ultimately paved the way for the L.A. hair metal shred scene that exploded during the 80’s. Not only is this episode an ALBUM DIVE into the first VAN HALEN album (by none other than the mighty VAN HALEN), but If you’re into “reading books with your ears” then check out the audiobook “Van Halen Rising” as it provides some interesting insights into the origin story of the legendary band, including their rise to power, their earliest musical influences, and how Edward Van Halen’s signature brand of two-handed tapping virtuosity forever revolutionized guitar playing in the late 70’s and beyond.
Remember, it’s never too early for ice cream, even if it’s “warm” and comes out of a “one eyed banana”. Go ahead and trim up that “Greek mythology bush”, get ready for the “super mix” and discover the sound of magic that was a game changer in the world of heavy metal when you JOIN US as we dive into the self-titled, debut album from the best backyard party band to come out of Pasadena: VAN HALEN.
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Show Notes:
(00:01): “I hate it when people don’t get obvious analogies…” / #arbysdoublestuff vs #hamsandwich #downthere / #superarbys / “You know what I’m talking about?” / “I’m trying to make this show interesting…” / “Don’t worry about it…”/ #strangerinthetub / #chainofcustody / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ #NOLA #coffeeliquer / “That might be #Christmas for me…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “It’s mighty but powerful…but miniature…”/ ***If you wanna skip the nonsense and go #straighttothemeat just go to #TheDocket or fast forward about 20 minutes…***/ #OlanMillsASMR / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #PipeWorksBrewing #RudolphVsUnicorn #TheVerdict / “That’s gonna get you drunk…”/ “It came in a 2 pack…”/ You can find us on the #socialmedia at #instatits and #instavag and #facefuck and #youboobs at #metalnerderypodcast OR you can GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!! / #thevoicemailsegment #tripsix and #thesourceoftheyeah #DaleCarnegieASMR #KISSAvatars (“Tennessee? Or Dynasty?”) / #notjustbuttholes #onlyfans (“Metal Nerdery came up 12th…”) / #voicetotext / “I think that’s the proper way to say Dynasty…” / #KISSbootleg / “In this case, #KISS could go back to 1977…”/ “Watch this fucking thing…”/ “The entertainment industry is jumping the shark…” / “Why not? / “That’s some preparation for a phone call…” / You can email us at metalnerdery@gmail.com / #endlessyeahs / #alltheyeahs / “apparently, the darkest #MetallicaAlbum with #zeroyeahs is…”/ #yeahless / NOTE: Umm, that was on Kill ‘em All, bro… / #machomanrandysavageASMR
(14:00): “Did you guys like #theoutro of the last one?” / #ummmkay / “That was all you, brother…”/ #positiveenergy / “I gotta tell y’all a weird, supernatural, dreamish kinda thing…” / #pissingpostASMR / #Sleigher / #RussellsTShirtReflections / #dreamscapeASMR / “Were you jerkin’ off?”/ #notinpublic / “Like a cross between Tarantino and the kid who played John Connor in T2…”/ #insanelydescriptive #imsweatin / “I guess because I live the dream every day…” / #RussellsReflectionsASMR / “I’ve been watching gladiator films…”/ “A whole lotta gay…and lots of bush…”/ #markthetime / “Like in the arenas and coliseums?”/ #noteven / “If you like watching shirtless men kill each other…”/ “I kinda miss bush…it adds some mystery…”/ #greekmythologybush / “You were right the first time…” / #leavetheworldbehind / #easyfella / “Do you think it’s diet and consumption or good genes?”/ An email from #darrylswhammybar regarding #Exodus and #AnotherLessonInViolence / #dayjobhair / “What that dude said…” / Take a #getreadypill for #metalnerderypodcast in 2024
(24:58): #TheDocket / “It’s like a #christmaspresent to me…”/ METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: VAN HALEN I / #tracklisting / The difference between the actual album tracking and what’s on the back of the album / #VanHalenConspiracyASMR / “Once you see that, you can’t unsee it…”/ “Oh I’ll put it in…” / #albumcondom / #debutalbum / “The #BlackSabbath of #shred …”/ #VanHalenRising #audiobookASMR / The downward trend in popularity of rock bands in the late 70’s / “In this book that I’m listening to…”/ The dawn of #disco and #newwave / Notable albums from 1978 / “Reggae is the exact opposite of thrash…”/ #upstrokes vs #downstrokes / “What’s that?”/ #multiplevocalcordsASMR / #TenYearsAfter I’M GOING HOME (“You can hear that influence a little bit…”) / #boogiewoogie / #Cactus PARCHMENT FARM (“Yeah, you can hear the shuffle…”) / #deepcutresearch and #KISStangentionalality / The #GeneSimmonsFromKISS connection to #VanHalen
(38:20): “You can’t go by that…” / #killeropener RUNNIN’ WITH THE DEVIL #creepycarhorns (“I’ll tell you all about it…”) / “That’s probably the simplest #EddieVanHalen solo in #VanHalenHistory …”/ #TedTempleman / #isolatedDLRvocals / #sexnoisesoundtrack / Track 2 needs no introduction… / ERUPTION (“None of those effects are post production…”) / “But wait…there’s more…”/ “That sounds like magic…”/ The tapping mastery of #EVH / “You okay over there?” / “This is #greatradio …”/ “EVH became THAT dude…”/ WHOA! / “THAT’s fucking great radio!” / #unclamped #unredacted #technicaldifficulties (“It fell out of the hole?”) / “Leave it in, dude…make it raw.”/ YOU REALLY GOT ME (originally done by #TheKinks and made into something completely unique by #VanHalen ) / #sorcerysteakummm / “That’s the name of our band…”/ When Ice Cream Man was ALWAYS on the radio…on #96Rock
(52:07): AIN’T TALKIN’ ‘BOUT LOVE (“The single strings sound so thick…”) / “If so then yes, if not then no…” / #coughmedicine / #lingering / “I’m due for the 2nd vacuuming of the year…”/ #sideonecloser I’M THE ONE / “The #DimebagDarrell of the 70’s…”/ Paycheck amounts per gig / Concerts in the 70’s / #krell (“That sounds like shampoo…or tooth polish (or hand sanitizer).”/ JAMIE’S CRYIN’ / “Is Jamie a dude…or a chick?” / “That dude’s got a vagina…”/ #favoriteVanHalentrack ATOMIC PUNK (“I always thought this would be a cool one to thrash up…”) / “Not a buh, a bomb…”/ “It was like a rackmount before rackmounts were rackmounts…”/ #innovativeinnovator / “You can’t say that word on airplanes…or at the TSA checkout…”/ “Don’t they just seem like elitist music pricks?” / “Who is he the boss of?”/ “It’ll get wormed…”/ #doingthecarlson
(1:04:25): FEEL YOUR LOVE TONIGHT / “I can’t wait to feel your VAG tonight…”/ Where there’s LOVE…it’s VAG. / #whycantthisbevag #LMAO / LITTLE DREAMER (“It’s got (sleazy 70’s) strip club vibes all over it…”) / “The #vagsupermix …” / ICE CREAM MAN (“Dedicate one to the ladies…”) / “Hold on, one more…” / “Seems kinda early for ice cream…”/ “How many different flavors do you have?” / #oneeyedbanana #misheardlyrics / ON FIRE #killercloser (“Sorta like Atomic Punk…heavier and darker.”) / “Good God, y’all…”/ “Let’s go get some coke and hookers…” / “That one sounds very different from the rest of them…”/ #tangentionalality / #fancyclothes / “They gotta be able to shake their steak-umm…”/ #trackingchanges relative to #thebackofthealbum / #TedTTTempleman / ***THANK YOU ALL FOR JOINING US!!!*** / #untilthenext / ***COME GET YOUR LAST MINUTE HOLIDAY SHOPPING DONE AT THE BUNKERPOON GIFT SHOPPE LOCATED AT metalnerdery.com/merch !!!*** / #outroreel #imsweatin
Thursday Dec 14, 2023
#225 ANTHRAX: PERSISTENCE OF TIME Album Dive
Thursday Dec 14, 2023
Thursday Dec 14, 2023
8/21/1990
Relative to earlier ANTHRAX albums, PERSISTENCE OF TIME has a more aggro sound than any album before it. The darker mix and overall vibe represent a departure from their previous albums, with an infusion of S.O.D. along with more progressive sounding elements. Perhaps the most memorable things that stand out about this album in the persistence of ANTHRAX’s history are their appearance on “Married…With Children” and Christopher Walken’s keen production advice resulting in a generous helping of “more cowbell”.
We usually advise our listeners to jump ahead about 20 minutes or so to get to “the meat of the episode” but for this one you’re gonna wanna double that number, as this episode was longer (and perhaps even girthier) than usual. Prepare to learn “the difference between pink & purple” and find out “the new name for Valentine’s Day” (because ”the goat wasn’t enough”). “Keep a 12 of High Life on board”, discover the name of “the next Pantera album dedicated to algebra”, get ready to hear some “super slap bass” done with “steak-umm labes” and JOIN US as we time travel 33 years into the past to arrive at the dawn of the 90’s with ANTHRAX and PERSISTENCE OF TIME.
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Show Notes:
(00:01): #lungbutter / “You know what’s gross…is it just me?” / “We were just talking about buttholes and #OnlyFans a little while ago…”/ #worstwoodyallenimpression / “Metal makes everything better…”/ “This should go well with this as well…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ “I think I’ve found my holiday drink…” / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #StGeorge #NOLA #CoffeeLiqueur / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode (“This is NOT #daydrinking …”) / ***To skip the nonsense and get #straighttothemeat of the episode, jump ahead about 40 minutes…***/ #DuClawBrewingCompany #SweetBabyJesus #ChocolatePeanutButterPorter (“This one’s gonna be thick…”) / “Hey man, you know what purple looks like?” / #RussellsReflectionsBeerEdition / “I kinda almost feel like that’s karma, dude…”/ “I don’t like that flavor unless it’s got #painkillers in it…”/ #RussellsReflectionsASMR / #downunder / “I didn’t realize that was about anal until much later…”/ PRIMUS – XANADU (as originally performed by #RUSH ) / “He’s not just a bass player!?” / “It’s Les but it’s not Les…It’s Les but with less Les…”/ #noteperfect / “I wanna hear him sing about honeydew…”/ #afarewelltokings
(14:41): ***IF YOU WANNA GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL YOU CAN DO SO AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #superfist / #TheVoicemailSegment / #BobFromOhio #chocolatestarfish #ahorseseyewinking (“Bunkerpoon must be amazing…I get good vibes from it.”) / #legalizedrelaxers (“That’s like a midwestern butthole…”) / “It kinda does…”/ #WHOA / #sidetittat (“Like a #steakumm that wasn’t quite done…”) / #titvag #antibutthole / #pissingpostASMR / “Was it Christmas or Boxing Day?” / #ChristmasEve / “People used to live 900 years and had babies in their 90’s…”/ #paganrapeday (“There’s a chance…”) / #Lupercalia (“The goat wasn’t enough…”) / “Let’s just call #ValentinesDay #FuckDay …”/ #DariusASMR #CollegeFootballWager #keepitthrashy / #tangentional / “Gimme a high tentacle…”/ #honorablemention #MauiWowieASMR (“The smell of that room…”) / “What’s the difference between pink and purple?” / #onelinerASMR #nymphysema / #burntrubber / “Usually it breaks first…”/ “Isn’t it sad what age does?”/ “Is it for all dudes?” / “It’s for hims and theys…”/ “Hims is for Dudes…”/ #Keeps / #HatsOffToHims / “I feel like I scare girls when I come…”/ “We went Squatch hunting…”/ #hugepubes (“I squatched over the weekend…”) / “It’s not just for buttholes anymore…” / #whateverthefuckingfuckdotcom / “Put us on their first…”/ “It gets more ludicrous as we go…”/ “I wanna see Russell as a TV preacher…”/ “It’s not usually a recommended part…of the diet.”/ The common denominator among #cultleaders / “You had me at the dressing and turkey…”/ “No it wasn’t a stinkbug…” / “It was when the smell hit me and suddenly I could taste it…”/ “You got any beer?”
(36:30): A recommendation from Darius…/ #AchooASMR (“One more…they always come in threes…”) / #Chaunch / #WarCurse SHADOW GODS (“You wear panties dude?”) / “That’s a changeup…” / ASYLUM (feat. Glen Alvelais, formerly of #Forbidden ) / #dudeband / “Does that make her better?” / “If she could do slap bass with her…steak umms?” / “Probably bots…”/ “I did that to my marriage too…”/ “They do stop growing…”/ “You’ve NEVER thought about that?” / #RedWhiteAndBlue / #TheDocket - METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: ANTHRAX – PERSISTENCE OF TIME / #HeadbangersBallTour / “They got the bronze…”/ #futureepisodeASMR / #deathmatchASMR / “It’s supposed to be #notfair …”/ Summer of 1990 (Released 08/21/1990) / “This is kinda their South of Heaven…it’s darker and more aggro…”/ #AllisonAnthrax / “It’s later…” / “Remember ‘Steppin’ Out’ in the 80’s?” / TIME (“Listen to this with headphones…”) / “Totally different than State of Euphoria…”/ “There’s no lack of bottom…”/ “Okay, I’ve got a question…”/ #toomuchbutt #superbutts (“I don’t got enough meat to get around the cheeks…”) / BLOOD (“The mix is darker…”) / #BrotherRon / “Is that stealing…in comedy?” / “Does he do drums AND comedy at the same time?”
(1:00:41): “It’s the heaviest song…” / #nocokelines / “It’s the darkhorse…”/ KEEP IT IN THE FAMILY #balls (“A little S.O.D. mosh feel to that…”) / “Thanks Ed for the inspiration…”/ “Kinda has a Sabbath feel to it…”/ “Before they were…setting pubes on fire.” / #chicksdigit / IN MY WORLD (Remember when #Anthrax was on #MarriedWithChildren ?) / “That’s the sound I want…”/ “I kept gettin’…”/ “I never really had a sophomore year…”/ #summerschool and #dumbness / “When have you ever used algebra in your life?” / #thenextpanteraalbum / “Solve for X…”/ “How does math have letters and shapes in it?”/ “I can’t help you…”/ “Math has numbers in it…when you have shapes and letters and sentences…it’s a logic problem.”/ #SouthParkASMR / #bluecollar vs #whitecollar (“Nobody knows how to do shit anymore…”) / “The word is #tradeschools kids…” / #magicalpieceofpaper / #pursueyourpassion / “This is the next level of education…”
(1:15:58): GRIDLOCK (“It’s a long time coming…”) / “I’ll bring you a pack of crackers…”/ “That’s almost as good as #alltheveins …”/ Side 2 (on #cassette) / INTRO TO REALITY / “I saw a picture the other day of Dan Spitz and Chris Holmes…”/ #ASMRASMR #WhisperFightASMR #ThatsWhatYouDoASMR #WTFIsGoingOnASMR (“Alex!”) / BELLY OF THE BEAST / “Unpopular opinion…”/ “It was their #BlackAlbum …”/ GOT THE TIME (Their version and the #JoeJackson version) / “That’s way more punk than Steppin’ Out…”/ “Do you ever feel weird for listening to pop songs?” / #newwave / “You know how much of a dumb ding-dong doofus I am?” / “Sounds like a sea shell song about a prostitute down by the beach…”/ H8 RED (“This could have almost been on State of Euphoria…”) / #RussellsReflectionsAnthraxEdition / The clean vocals and the #powermetal vs #thrashmetal argument / “We’re so stupid…/ ONE MAN STANDS (“Sounds like they’re hitting a piano string…hard.”) / “For the record…”/ “I was about to hit play and I decided not to…”/ Songs with hooks relative to other Anthrax albums and metal in general / #unpopularopinion (“Hook equals pop”) #hookermusic (“It…pulls you in…and forces you inside.”) #hookycatchy (“Technically they are…”) / #ballgame / DISCHARGE (“There’s some light hooky moments…) / “I get the whole point of the grab…”/ “You want a hook that looks like a U, not a J…” / #sportsrelated / “I feel like you’ve done that…”/ #funfact #redflag (“She was hot too…”) / “We’re never gonna get any female listeners…”/ #adultentertainment / “I mean…I gotta pee.”/ #untilthenext ***GO GET YOURSELF A #METALNERDERYPODCAST HOODIE FOR CHRISTMAS FROM METALNERDERY.COM/MERCH !!!*** / #BunkerpoonGiftIdeas / #outroreel #uhhhkay
Thursday Dec 07, 2023
#224 - SOURCE OF THE YEAH!!!
Thursday Dec 07, 2023
Thursday Dec 07, 2023
Whether it’s the Kool-Aid man crashing through walls with refreshments, Macho Man Randy Savage snapping into Slim Jims, or James Hetfield just being the most affirmative frontman in all of metal, YEAH is the common denominator among these men of greatness. In our quest for the SOURCE OF THE YEAH, we felt obliged to produce our most positivity infused and affirmation laden episode yet, an endorsement with which we express absolute assurance, conviction, and certitude.
Throughout the history of metal, YEAH has always been (and will forever be) an affirmation of positivity. There’s pre-metal YEAHS, backwards YEAHS, accidental & hidden YEAHS, the ever elusive “YEAH YEAH” (aka “The Double YEAH”), pre & post Black Album YEAHS, the supreme & preeminent Sabbath YEAH, a single worded song title with a single worded lyric which is called (wait for it…) “YEAH”, and believe it or not, there’s even a Slayer YEAH. And oh YEAH, it’s highly likely that our “painstaking research” brought us to the potentially “spellbinding” origin point which may truly be the source of ALL the YEAHS.
Prepare to ponder the wisdom of “trading youth for wealth”, because “they’re releasing the dragons again” next year. Go ahead and call up your “transformer and shapeshifter” friends, don your gay apparel, and get caught up on all your “holiday shopping” after you contact “Screamin’ Jay Howlin’ Wolf III” to reclaim your “happiness”. Find out what Rainman sounds like “when he’s hammered” and don’t deny the “unredacted” power, endless versatility, & untapped functionality behind our latest tagline for “OnlyFans” when you JOIN US in our immersion into the affirmative on our quest for the SOURCE OF THE YEAH!!!
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Show Notes:
(00:01): “I think it clipped…” / #NO / #whateverthefuckingfuckdotcom / #TenaciousD and #RJD / “Did you guys have a good Turkel?” / #turkeytits / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #StGeorge #NOLA #CoffeeLiqueur / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!***/ #metalnerderypodcast / “You mix that with 2 or 3 of these, you got yourself…a well-balanced diet.”/ #alltheveinsASMR / “It was May…” #thirdshowenergy #LiveUndeadEpisode / “It’s totally fine, it's totally huge…”/ ***TO SKIP THE NONSENSE AND GO #STRAIGHTTOTHEMEAT OF THE EPISODE, CHECK THE SHOW NOTES OR FAST FORWARD ABOUT 20 MINUTES…***/ #sportsdogchampionshipwords #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #CreatureComfortsBrewing #ClassicCity / “That’s a beach beer…”/ “You’ve gotta have a daytime soundtrack and a nighttime soundtrack for the beach…”/ #TheVoicemailSegment ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #pissingpostASMR #bonghitASMR #therelaxerepisode / “I’m so glad that #soberoctober is over…”/ #narcovember / “The more relaxed you guys are…”/ #psychicASMR / ***Check us out on the socials at #metalnerderypodcast at #instagram and #facebook and #youtube and #whateverthefuckingfuckdotcom ***/#shadowban / “We got one more…”/ #BobFromOhio #TheRelaxerBill / “They could open for #Doomsickle on the #SoutheasternSnotTour …”/ #webslinging (“Reel it in…”) / “What’s grosser than gross?” / You can email us at metalnerdery@gmail.com / “When did Matt join #Exhorder ?”
(10:55): #RussellsReflectionsThanksgivingEdition (“Schnitzel capital…”) / #funnelcakes #goodbars #HelenGeorgia / “You needed people to fill up the space?”/ There are multiple kinds of #schnitzel / “It’s a thin slice of meat…” / #slimeschnitzel / “Whatever happened to Jennifer’s Love Hewitts?” / “It’s an erection year…”/ “They can’t hear this…they’re releasing the dragons again.”/ #roadtripreflections and #timetravel / “The Wednesday before Thanksgiving is the busiest travel day of the year…”/ “Isn’t it a blessin’ to get old?” / “You gimme your age, I’ll give you that money…”/ “He’ll put it in post…”/ “There’s a part of me…” / “Do you wanna do it?”
(21:35): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: THE SOURCE OF THE YEAH!!! / The earliest #YEAH that was found… / “This whole episode will be about #affirmations …” / “What caused the affirmation in the middle of the song?” / #RebelHardCoffee #YooHooCoffee #miniclinky /#TheSourceOfTheYEAHS / 1967- PURPLE HAZE #TheJimiHendrixExperience #usethoseheadphones / “Oh my God, that was so worth the wait…”/ “Nothing but positive energy…”/ “Hey” played backwards… / SQUEALER – AC/DC / #yeh / “Don’t get so down on the YEAH…”/ #athousandmillion / “This is voice to text…”/ “Oh sweet, save that one for me…”/ “Sounds like Rainman when he’s hammered…”/ #transformers and #shapeshifters / #OnlyFans (“It’s not just buttholes…”) #LMAO / “That’s an awesome tagline…” / #copyrighted / #rabbitbutthole
(34:43): “That’s got a bunch of ‘em…” / THUNDERKISS ’65 #WhiteZombie #BunkerpoonStripShow / “That was pre-Black Album…” / The first notable usage of the YEAH… #doubleyeah / “Yes is like YEAH with a suit on…”/ DOMINANCE AND SUBMISSION #BlueOysterCult #ExtraTerrestrialLive / “Gene Simmons does a million of those…”/ Perfect segue… / WORKING MAN #Rush (The difference between a YEAH and a YAY) / #GreatWhitesnake (“That’ll be a cool name for a cover band…”) / Some #ZakkSabbath concert updates (“Veggie Veggie YEAH…”) / #ForeverDoomed #DoomedForever #VolumeTwo and #VolumeThree (#Paranoid and #MasterOfReality)
(42:12): “Is anything affirmative related to YEAH?”/ “There’s an accidental YEAH…” / SHOUT AT THE DEVIL #MotleyCrue / “It’s a subliminal yeah…”/ Good ones? / The original double yeah / THE FOUR HORSEMEN #Metallica / The inspiration for the YEAH / “Oh YEAH YEAH…”/ I did find a Slayer YEAH / Clean comedy vs unclean comedy / STAIN OF MIND #Slayer (NOTE: #DestinationButthole will be the name of our #OnlyFans page) / “Gimme some Sabbath…” / FAIRIES WEAR BOOTS #BlackSabbath (“It’s a misty morning outside…”) #leadbassplayer / “What’d you do? What’d you see? Really?”/ #alrightnow / #YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH / “THAT is the #supremeYEAH …that’s the pre-eminent YEAH.” / #premetal
(52:43): “Screamin’ Jay Howlin’ Wolf” / “A lawfirm for bluesman…”/ “I think that’s a giant nosering…”/ #ScreaminJayHowlinWolfTheThird / “They are…but they’re not.”/ “He had a song called Deep Purple?”
I PUT A SPELL ON YOU #ScreaminJayHawkins / “That might be the source of the yeah…” / 1956 or 1958 / The #LennyBruce of the YEAH / “That was all accidental, too…”/ “Why teach when you can show people your butthole?” / “I’ll make it look like a skittles factory blew up down there…”/ #rainbowhair and related questions / “I didn’t know if it’s a Hey, an Oy, or an Aye…”/ #angerland / “Let’s go back to buttholes…” / #buttholeschool / “She’s already turned it off…”
(1:01:11): “Oooh, that’s a good one…” / HIGHWAY STAR #DeepPurple (“I knew it!”) / “We totally missed #LickItUp / #theglovesofshame / “We can’t torture the listeners…”/ YEAH #Kyuss (“Nailed it…”) / ***THANK YOU FOR INDULGING US IN OUR SEARCH FOR THE SOURCE OF THE YEAH!!!*** / “The longest band name in stoner metal history…” / #Doomsickle / “Purple, green, and orange robes…”/ #OnlyFans (“We’re not just buttholes anymore…”) / “Marriage is when you buy one…” / #yourhappiness / #backshadowing with #Decimation at #WREKage / Why being in tune is so important / #untilthenext / “That’s something to be proud of…maybe.”/ #holidaygiftideas / ***FEEL FREE TO DO ALL YOUR HOLIDAY SHOPPING AT metalnerdery.com/merch *** / #donyourgayapparel (“It looks very thick…can I touch it?”) / #outroreel #galagaASMR #yehyeh
Thursday Nov 30, 2023
#223 SLAYER Live Undead Album Dive
Thursday Nov 30, 2023
Thursday Nov 30, 2023
After 39 years, LIVE UNDEAD may still be one of the finest recorded moments in SLAYER’s budding thrash legacy, capturing a “kinda live” re-recording of the best parts of their hugely successful Metal Blade debut (SHOW NO MERCY) and their follow-up EP (HAUNTING THE CHAPEL) in a room full of rowdy, surly, and occasionally unruly, die-hard SLAYER fans with the objective of capturing the “live” performance & energy of a band forged & tempered by dates on the road with an improved sound and just the slightest tweak of production sorcery.
It’s time to uncover “the biggest scam on earth” and gear up for some “hijinks and shenanigans” as we ponder the question “does the upstairs match the downstairs?” and prepare to embrace “all the veins” of our brand new, exclusive “social media platform”. Get ready to “weedly-woo” and discover greeting cards perfect for “wordingsmiths” struggling to write “the perfect note”, grab “the last splash”, try “not to be a Taintler” and JOIN US as we get “a little dark” and discuss the timeless sonic magic that mimics a concert held in a dungeon foyer graced with hellscape decor as we take on SLAYER: LIVE UNDEAD.
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Show Notes:
(00:01): “That’s fucking ridiculous…” / #thelastsplash #dangole #thirdshowenergy / “Time to get our tits hard and out there…” / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “A lot of fucks…”/ #hugewhiteclaw #monster #tentaclepower / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #CreatureComfortBrewing #AthensGeorgia #Athena #daydrinkingbeer (“Gently tart…”) / #theverdict / “It’s more than slightly tart…”/ “He’s not getting the finger…”/ #insuranceASMR / “There’s a middle company…”/ #supershit #waterbutt / “That’s not for you guys…that’s for them.” / “I’m not gonna stain it, dude…”/ “I’ve never used a sock…”/ #crispysocks / “We can tie anything into metal…”/ “You can tie anything back to #ACDC …”
(10:42): “Do they know you play bass now?” / “It’s a major demotion…”/ #beardeddude / #itsmarked / “All the veins…”/ #LMAO / “Just wait…you’re gonna like this…”/ #hijinks #shenanigans #antirelaxers / “This is gonna be a shawty…” / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: SLAYER – LIVE UNDEAD / “This is the #Slayer equivalent of #TypeONegative #OriginOfTheFeces …” / A re-recording of the best parts of Show No Mercy & Haunting The Chapel / ***Which did you hear first? This, or Show No Mercy? ***/ #kamalaASMR (“She allegedly still sucks…at wordsmithing.”) / #greetingcardsASMR / “That’s dark…it’s a little dark…”/ #exhausting #offputting #irresponsible (“We’re just saying…listen to #LiveUndead …”) / “Willard said it, dude…”/ “They don’t look like they sound…”/ #noncompeteclauseASMR / “You’re gonna pay me to do nothing?”
(21:26): BLACK MAGIC (Listen to that audience…) / “I think it’s tuned down even lower…”/ “You’ve gotta get up to the scream…”/ #liveinthestudio #rowdy #unruly #surly / “I don’t know if I should tell you…”/ “All you fuckheads…” / DIE BY THE SWORD (“It could be buckets…”) / “They got the songs tighter…and they got rid of the 80’s echo…”/ “It still has that ultra creepy factor…” / “This is for all the little cunts that like to spread their legs in the night…” / #laygz CAPTOR OF SIN
(29:24): “If that’s the case, the antichrist must be a fucking idiot…”/ THE ANTICHRIST / “A little faster…”/ “Evenly…like boobs…”/ “That’s not natural, man…”/ ***Does the downstairs match the upstairs? ***/ #featherduster / EVIL HAS NO BOUNDARIES (“it’s veggie…veggie good.”) / The guitar solos are even more aggressive…/ “What’s that?” / #widdlywoo (“It’s a technical guitar term…”) / “Not a lotta banter on this one…” / SHOW NO MERCY (“Slay-yer, Slay-yer, Slay-yer…”) #gangvocals / “Here comes my favorite…” / “This is for #OldBridge militia…” / “If you have to say ‘not to be a dick’ before you say something…” / AGGRESSIVE PERFECTOR (“That’s more like the #ReignInBlood version…”)
(41:26): “Woe to you…”/ #bonustrack CHEMICAL WARFARE (from Haunting The Chapel) / “The vocals are clearer…” / “Y’all just wanna go through Reign In Blood again?” / #mentaldiarrhea vs #mentalconstipation (“Wait, taint knowledge?”) #retaint / “I just thought of a hateful joke…”/ #justkidding (“He said taint…I had to go there.”) / ***You can GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182 OR EMAIL US AT metalnerdery@gmail.com or HIT US UP ON #INSTAGRAM AND #FACEBOOK at #METALNERDERYPODCAST *** / #whateverthefuckingfuckdotcom / “At least we’ll be first…” / ***FEEL FREE TO GO AND PURCHANDISE SOME METAL NERDERY PODCAST MERCHANDISE AT metalnerdery.com/merch ***/ #weedlywoos / “I couldn’t afford MTV when I was a kid…” / #powerhour / “I used to think #BillyIdol was metal…”/ #premetaldjunts / “Elvis didn’t really do a snarl…”/ #GenerationX / The mystery of solo artists that emerged from other bands/ “We get old, we get fat, and then we die…”/ “59 ½?” / #Middlesex / #middlefuck / “That sounds like a made-up name…” / #dorking / “Who else can we piss off?” / #fuckbagASMR / The power of persuasion in marketing / “How long has that dartboard been there?” / ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US FOR THIS EPISODE OF METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #untilthenext #bolth #alltheslayer / #outroreel
Thursday Nov 23, 2023
#222 CORROSION OF CONFORMITY - BLIND Album Dive
Thursday Nov 23, 2023
Thursday Nov 23, 2023
Before CORROSION OF CONFORMITY gifted us with their signature “Southern Fried Sabbath” sound, the metal world was first introduced to BLIND, a unique blending of thrash, doom, and stoner metal tempered with heavy foundations built on straight-up Sabbath worship. Clearly a progression from the punk & hard-core centric sound of earlier COC and their maiden voyage into thrash metal territory, BLIND sounds as if Black Sabbath time traveled and came to power in the early 90’s as a modern-day thrash band complete with all the darker, doomier elements that were such an integral part of their signature sound back in the day. Surely, COC’s release of BLIND was pivotal in fostering the resurging popularity of Sabbath’s legendary, groundbreaking 70’s output.
Prepare to receive some sage “exercise” advice and understand why glasses aren’t always suitable for certain situations. Remember to never “fake your fartgasms” and don’t be a “dry handy jacker” after learning what “U.F.C.” actually stands for. Discover the latest metal conspiracy theory regarding the “source of the YEAH”, go ahead and invite “Pee-Paw” and any “homies that are chicks” over to give thanks, and be sure to tell them to JOIN US after Thanksgiving dinner as we give thanks for CORROSION OF CONFORMITY’s 1991 groove doom thrash classic, BLIND.
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Show Notes:
(00:01): “Let me see if I can get another one off the list…” / #censored #grandfatherjoke #metalnerderyjokehour / “It was at #Sweetwater in Duluth…”/ “I just wanna see if it’s as uncomfortable as I think it’s gonna be…” / The joke that broke the host… #childhoodchristmases / “That looks like #Trogdor on the can…”/ #internetmeme / “Trogdor the Burninator…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode / “This is a safe one…”/ #milkbags / #TrogdorTheBurninator / #triptapes / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST #NOSOBERNOVEMBER EDITION!!!***/ #Rivulet (“That sounds Fraunch”) #artisan / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode (“The word is ‘tangentional’”) / “That’s where they sell dicks…”/ #AkademiaBrewing from #AthensGeorgia #nationalchampionshipsportsdogs / #TheBlackAlbum #albumcover / #fivepointfivepercentABV / #TheVerdict (“Not like downstairs…like the smell of #brandnewcarpet …”) / “Dude, you like #Winger ?”/ #laughtrack / #NapoleonASMR / #Grungeist #OvWolfAndGrungeist / “Pointing at YOU…” / ***IF YOU WANT TO SKIP AHEAD AND MISS ALL THE PRE-FOREPLAY, JUST CHECK THE #SHOWNOTES AND GO RIGHT TO THE DOCKET…*** / “You’re a dry handy jacker?” / “I don’t dabble…”/ “A #wetdryjack …”/ “Spit on it, pee-paw…”/ #LMAO / #stickaround / #RussellsReflectionsASMR / “Whatever you call your girlfriend’s butthole…”/ #sexwithglasses (“I sweat a lot…”) / “The only reasons I exercise anymore…”
(15:36): ***IF YOU’D LIKE TO GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL, YOU CAN DO SO AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #TheVoicemailSegment (Long time listener, first time caller…) #TheGreatSouthwest #wordsofencouragement #iconic #MauiWowieASMR #textcorrect #malwareboy (“A.I. is sentient…”) / #HailAndThankYou / “The ultimate fisting championship?” / #UFC / The rise of #OnlyFans / “We should save that one…” / #voicemailcompilation / #netherregions / #unfiltered and #unredacted / “That’s not the same dude…”/ #markthetime / “He’s raised the bar for enthusiasm…”/ #morningsickness / #RussellsReflectionsReprise #HailAndFarewell #RIP / #RussellsTVReflectionsASMR / #AussieSnakeWranglers #BrownSnake #SnakeDundee / “Are there degrees of dead?”/ Antivenom vs Antivenin / “A weird euphemism for…”/ #DaylightSavingsTime #timetravel / “Dude, that works for everything…” / “Would you use them if they were cock shaped?”/ #TheChangeUp #RussellsReflectionsMovieEdition #NoHardFeelings #dicksoftener
(34:14): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: CORROSION OF CONFORMITY – BLIND / #MetalNerderyPresents #COC #CorrosionOfConformity #Blind / The next wave of thrash (with doom & stoner elements) / #SouthernFriedSabbath / “This album is straight up thrash…”/ The evolutionary transition from punk to hard-core to metal / #bassplayermeme / “What box does it go in?”/ If #BlackSabbath was a thrash band…/ ***Go check out our earlier COC episode…circa October 2021.***/ “There’s something wrong with you…”/ #WrathSAZ (“The #ludicrosity increases with each episode…”) / “People look different…squirrels don’t.”/ “I’ve got bone…” / THESE SHROUDED TEMPLES… / #doommetal #stonermetal #doomermetal (“Sounds like a church…”) #evilocityASMR (“That’s Sabbath and Slayer, mashed up…”) #Slabbath (“Black Slayer?”)/ DAMNED FOR ALL TIME (“Very 70’s sounding drums…”) #alltheballs / “This is groove metal…” / #ModernDaySabbath
(46:50): “This was their hit…” / DANCE OF THE DEAD (“This was their Enter Sandman…”) #breakthroughhit / “Now that song sounds like straight up #SabbathWorship “/ BURIED (“Never look back, just move ahead…”) / “We were blessed…” / BREAK THE CIRCLE (#GrooveSabbath) / “I would say this is a #groovemetal album…” / “This one is solid, front to back…”/ PAINTED SMILING FACE (“This is almost like funky Sabbath…”) / The comparison of Blind to Deliverance & Wiseblood / “Just let this one play…” MINE ARE THE EYES OF GOD (“It sounds like you’re in the jamroom…”) / “It’s like an ungritty Pepper…” / #moresalty
(56:07): SHALLOW GROUND (“Dude, just reload it and put some fresh in there…”) / “Here it comes…those are #flahns …”/ “That was the fridge…”/ VOTE WITH A BULLET #balls (“We do not promote…politics.”) / “He sounds like Gene Simmons…” / “Pepper’s too good of a guitar player to be a bass player…”/ “You’re getting good at that…” / #ShaneGillisASMR / GREAT PURIFICATION #Sabbathness (“I almost wonder if this got people back into Sabbath…”) / “Sometimes gifted people are…”/ #Queebeque / WHITE NOISE #oldschoolthrash / “Try and count that…”/ ECHOES IN THE WELL (“Do you fake your #fartgasms …?”) #verydoomy #verystoner #bonghitASMR / JIM BEAM AND THE COON ASS (“Sounds like Folsom Prison…”) / “Listen to the MC5 cover…” FUTURE/NOW / #bolthree / “Is that gonna be the newest #metalconspiracytheory …#thesourceoftheYEAH “/ No tracking changes / …REMAIN #thefinalword / “Let’s do it again…start at the beginning.” / “It looks like an old…component stereo system.”/ ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!!***/ #untilthenext / #PerfectChongLaugh #HappyThanksgiving #HappyTurkelDay / #markthetime / #hotdogwater (“That sounds like bad pee…”) / #DoomPsickle ***HEAD ON DOWN TO THE BUNKERPOON GIFT SHOPPE AND PURCHANDISE YOUR #METALNERDERYPODCASTMERCHANDISE AT metalnerdery.com/merch ***/ #outroreel / #PeePaw
Thursday Nov 16, 2023
#221 - RELAXERS - - Metal Songs about Drugs
Thursday Nov 16, 2023
Thursday Nov 16, 2023
“You know I've smoked a lot of grass, Oh Lord I’ve popped a lot of pills…” – The Pusher
Since before the dawn of heavy metal, RELAXERS have been a recurring theme in song lyrics. Whether revered with praise and appreciation or reviled through tales of tragedy and woe, one cannot deny the obvious power and impact RELAXERS have had on heavy music throughout the years.
While there are an endless array of RELAXERS available in the world (both legal and illegal, natural and manmade), there are an equally endless variety of songs about them, so many in fact that we could do an entire episode called “Snowblind” although there’s much more to metal than the not-so-secret South American plant powder for which Black Sabbath “unofficially” named their 4th album and John Pemberton “officially” used in his refreshingly stimulating soft drinks at the turn of the 20th century.
We finally made it to “Nosober November”. Time to get ready to become “unfiltered & unredacted” as you “pass the shortest straw” and follow the bouncing 8-ball while embracing “the darkness inside you” and preparing your blotter for the dropper after you “go and pound some Molsons”. It’s time to understand the “Indica vs Sativa” analogy and be ready to “go do some ayahuasca in the jungle” and “taste the rainbow” while congratulating your Ohio friends for finally “making it legal” when you JOIN US as we reflect on the various blessings and curses inherent in a variety of songs about RELAXERS.
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(00:01): “Now it’s fucking official…” / #familyrelatedjokes as read by #DonaldTrump #tremendous #unbelievablecomedy #madeinamerica / #SweetwaterComedy #childhoodchristmases / “We’ve gotta reacclimate…” / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ “That’s pecan…” / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** #nosobernovember and/or #noshavenovember (“Downstairs also…”) / #recordscratch ***GO TO THE #SHOWNOTES IF YOU WANNA AVOID THE PRE-SHOW FOREPLAY!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #PontoonBrewing #FloatationDevice #SnozzberryEdition / “I read some trivia about #WillyWonka regarding #Snozzberries and what that is…” / #sixpercentABV / “What is it with lactose…is it a replacement for yeast?” / #chinabinder / #RussellsReflections regarding #TheIronMaidens / “That’s the song you’re supposed to start with…”/ “So your bone disappears as soon as they get married?” / #No / The concept of a #tributeband in this day and age vs back in the day
(09:55): #TheVoicemailSegment / “It’s kinda like a #mouthshart …”/ You can email us at metalnerdery@gmail.com (“The Post is doing fine…”) / ***You can follow #MetalNerderyPodcast on the socials at #instatits #facefuck #youboobs *** / ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #PissingPostASMR regarding our recent #AIC episode / #brandnewcaller from #TheGreatWhiteNorth and #Molsons and #Anvil and #BattleScar / #PuppersBeerASMR / “When it comes to being a fan, I’m not huge…” / #DariusASMR (“Keep it thrashy…”) / #Sativa vs #Indica / #dejavuASMR / “Before we get started…” / #Djazz #RobScallon / NOTE: That’s Scallon, NOT #scallion / “It’s a bass with an erection…”
(19:48): #TheDocket #docketthirty (“It’s gonna be Narcotic November…sorta…”) /METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: METAL SONGS ABOUT RELAXERS / “We haven’t done…and we may never do…”/ ***What was the first song about #drugs that you remember? *** / “Why would you put eggs and bacon on a mirror?” / “That’s all women are missing…”/ #herewego / Songs we used to hear on the radio that obviously centered on drugs / “That’s #cockheroin is what that is…”/ “All those 60’s and 70’s rockstars…it was different back then.” / “I don’t know why I went there…” / #DefLeppardASMR / #markthetime / “That’s NOT the theme of the episode…”/ “I thought it would be funny…and it was.”/ #clairvoyant (“Sounds French…and psychic.”) / #TheTriangle #Unfiltered and #Unredacted (On YouTube) #BlackAndWhite / BURY ME IN SMOKE #DOWN / “I wanna get high now…” / #cantbeloudenough #cantbehighenough / The mystery to Down’s sound / DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES #MOTORHEAD / “Put on your 1979 hat…”
(34:11): “We could do a whole episode on #Snowblind …”/ SNOWBLIND #STYX / “The fridge apparently doesn’t like Styx either…” / They played a LOT of #cocainesongs on the radio…/ LIT UP (I LOVE YOU COCAINE) #BUCKCHERRY / “You can dress up the word however you want…” / “It has the opposite effect on men…(than women)” / #speedcock (“What does speed do to your dick?”) / SOBER #TOOL (“It’s more of a paste…”) / NOTE: it’s actually #heroindrelated / #ilovethehelmet #ilovetool #ilovegoblincock / “They were fucking animals?”/ “While we’re there…”/ “It was their Enter Sandman…”/ THE POT #TOOL (“Let’s go do some #ayahuasca in the jungle…”) / ROSETTA STONED #TOOL (follow the bouncing ball…) (It’s the #holyfuckingshit that does it for me…) / #Hail to #Ohio for #cannabislegalization #GetYourShitTogetherGeorgia / #unicorncum / REEFER SUTHERLAND #BONGRIPPER #DoomPsickle (“That’s a great impression of what I just did…”) / #LOL / #longintro #nolyrics / NOTE: Actually, the lyric is “Soul of a woman was created below…”/ “Why are people so weird about the word moist?” / #moistASMR #markthetime / THE PUSHER #STEPPENWOLF (“My man!”) / “Spy alarms?” / #WTF / #AssassinAdviceASMR / “Because airbags work like that…” / “Let me enjoy it for at least 30 seconds…”
(55:18): DRUGS AND ALCOHOL #SPIRALARMS (“Weird bendy riffs…”) / #doomyrockandroll / #Forbidden #tangentionalality / “You can feel that party and smell that room…” / ***Go check out the video…you’re welcome.***/ “Don’t everybody send me the #hatemail all at once…” / “I didn’t know that was a drug song…” / EFILNIKUFESIN (N.F.L.) #ANTHRAX (“One too many cookies from the batch no one should taste…”) / SNOWBLIND #BLACKSABBATH / #baconlips / “I think guys would go down on girls more if that were the case…” / #strawberryshortclit / DYING INSIDE #SAINTVITUS (“How much doom/stoner stuff did you know about in ’86?”) / JUST ONE FIX #MINISTRY (“Never trust a junkie…”) / “You did a beautiful job…”
(1:06:43): “It’s spelled wrong…it’s not the same band…” / #softclap / “It’s the #tangentionalality that matters dude…” / #ilikethatword / MR. BROWNSTONE #GUNSNROSES (“Put your top hat on…”)/ “Is that a bum they partied with after shows?” / Narcotics vs NOT narcotics / MASTER OF PUPPETS (#METALLICA) / “Pass me the ‘shortest straw’…” / “It still holds up…” / #downpickingASMR / “We did it WITH you…we can always do it again.” / #onemorejoke #holidayjokes #familyjokes / #nosobernovember / “I knew I was old when…” / The next installment of #TheChronicles / “It’s like driving a boat…” / #satirepurposesonly / People who can tolerate weed vs people who can’t / “I thought I was flying a spaceship…” / “Wait til you get home to do this…”/ Shrooms vs LSD / “Some of our friends were dicks…” / #latebloomer / “I dropped in first period…” / #droppers and #blotters / “You think women ever did that…?”/ “There’s a darkness inside you…” // ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!!*** // We are NOT condoning the use of drugs… / ***COME DOWN TO THE BUNKERPOON GIFT SHOPPE AND PURCHANDISE YOUR #METALNERDERYPODCASTMERCHANDISE*** / #outroreel #backshadowing #ObviousOsbourne #FakeObviousOsbourne
Thursday Nov 09, 2023
#220 ALICE IN CHAINS - Inside The Metal
Thursday Nov 09, 2023
Thursday Nov 09, 2023
“Sure, God’s all-powerful, but does he have lips? Whoa…”
It was the early 90’s, and the landscape of metal was undergoing a transformation. Hair metal was effectively dead and gone, the popularity of thrash was rapidly approaching its zenith, and ALICE IN CHAINS were well on their way to becoming one of the most recognized bands in the world, thanks (in no small part) to their slot supporting The Clash of the Titans Tour, opening for 75% (or ¾ if you prefer fractions) of The Big Four as perhaps the most obscure, unknown, and “out of place” band on a bill packed with the biggest names in thrash.
While ALICE IN CHAINS brought their own unique brand of metal to a brand-new (and oftentimes “highly resistant”) audience as the “odd ducks” relative to their legendary thrash counterparts, AIC’s “baptism by fire” granted them the opportunity to prove their mettle while winning over new legions of metal fans and helping pave the way for the next evolutionary wave of metal which would soon be rising to prominence.
Get ready to learn the answer to “Where?” and prepare to get “sucked in” as we unveil the actual reason why glam bands wore make-up and remember why “It’s gotta be clean and it’s gotta be huge” if you “won’t be taking baths this year” whenever you JOIN US for some “third eye gravy” as we go INSIDE THE METAL of a band sharing more in common with Slayer than you’d think and journey to the rainy, perpetually moist, Pacific Northwest (where one might “hunt for some Squatch”) with Seattle’s native sons, ALICE IN CHAINS.
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Show Notes:
(00:01): “That was an awesome impression…” / #atthesametime / #markthetime / “Where?”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ “Girl, you trippin’…” / “Is it an arena or a coliseum?” / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST WITH ZERO ANESTHESIA!!!*** / #soberoctober / #plantbasedwater (“Made in a plant…”) / “There’s no fat, there’s no calories…no sugar.” / “This is probably more for #TheTriangle #Unredacted…” / “Where?” / #bigfootASMR / “It’s on one of ‘em…” / “Next thing you know, I’m fuckin’ sucked in…” / #steaming / #bigfootcall / “Squatch have been known to hang around this area…” / “Dude, that’s my #sexnoise …”/ #FindingBigfoot (“We just gave y’all a shitload of advertising for FREE!” / “There’s gonna be steam coming from it…” / “If y’all wanna skip ahead and get to #themeatoftheshow you can follow along with the #shownotes…especially at metalnerdery.com “/ #BobFromOhio / ***Please leave us a review and/or a rating wherever you listen to and enjoy #podcasts on whichever #podcastplatform you follow us on…***/ #timestamps / #thefrontend (“Let’s be honest, #foreplay is kinda fun…”) / “Hold on I’m not there…” / #sweettits / You can email us at metalnerdery@gmail.com and check us out on the #socialmedia at #FaceFuck and #InstaTits and #YouBoobs and LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!! / #TheVoiceMailSegment #TripSix #AllTheCokeLines #BrilliantMetalMinds #Audiogasming #ManyThanks / “No, that’s okay, I’ll take it…”/ “That’ll be the next episode…after #soberoctober is dead and gone…”
(12:34): “Did we do reflections already?” / “Remember that beer we had…the gummy one?” / “Not til after the show, dude…just think about me nude…” / #flaccid / #TheDocket (“I used to use it…on my balls!”) / #taintdeoderant / “When you fart it smells like flowers…”/ #amazingbathroomscents / “If you farted #saturdaymorningcereal…” / #noshitessence / “I’m fuckin’ 10 years old everytime you do that…”/ #TheDocketRevisited METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: ALICE IN CHAINS (AIC) / #AliceInChains #AIC / “I never really thought of them as a grunge band…” / #thenextwaveofmetal / #alternativemetal / #flannelASMR (“Flannel’s cozy…”) / #Jackyl and the #chainsawsolo / “I can’t quite get the taste out of my mind…” / “They were on their path of #personalevolution …” / “Bill’s trying to be strong…” / “Do you think most bands did that more for pussy than anything else?” / “See, vagina…” / #glamisclam / #Sleze was before #DiamondLie / “What do you do when you’re young? Go after #thecooze …”/ Which era of #HeadbangersBall was it? / #AdamCurryEra vs #RikiRachtmanEra / “That’s a killer impression, dude, you’ve gotta admit it.” / “On #96RockInTheDaytime…and on #96Rockinthenighttime”/ “What is it with #recordlabelexecutives?” / “Show us your tits first, then we’ll do it.” / “Guys, if you’ve got nice ones, set those puppies free…”
(22:48): Facelift (1990) / #killeropener WE DIE YOUNG (Scary…) / “That’s metal…” / “Reminds me a little bit of #MySistersMachine …”/ SEA OF SORROW (“The high harmonies…”) / PUT YOU DOWN (“It’s almost like #ZZHalen (riff wise)…”) / SAP (1992) #ExtendedPlay / “Not #Facelifter …”/ “Sap is what comes out of trees and men’s boners…” / GOT ME WRONG #unplugged (“They were one of the bigger bands on #MTVUnplugged “)
(30:07): Dirt (1992) / #killeropener THEM BONES (“It’s a bigly tremendous pile of bones…”) / Some #Slayer #tangentionalality on “Dirt” / #untitled / #ClashOfTheTitansTour / #thenextwaveofmetal / DAM THAT RIVER (“I think they had a video for ALL these songs…”) / #albumdive / Jar of Flies (1994) / “Speaking of CD’s vs LP’s…” / #herewego / “It’s a two story…nice.” / “You know they make dildos out of vinyl, too…”/ “That’s the room with the swing…and the gimp…”/ #CelebrityRehab (“Ironic hypocrisy…insert applicable heavy metal band analogy here”) / I STAY AWAY (“Some of the most softhearted people write the most beautiful lyrics…”) / “Won’t be taking baths this year?” / #misheardlyricsASMR / #noteven / “Is that what #heroin sounds like?”
(38:20): Alice In Chains (1995) / “It’s their #MasterOfJustice …”/ “It was their Ride The Lightning…”/ #eponymous #radioplay #killeropener GRIND (“A little more trippy, musically…”) / “Yeahhhh…”/ #deepcut GOD AM #bongwaterASMR / “World dies, I still pay taxes…”/ #NiceNicely / “I think the drums were written first…”/ The passing of Layne Staley and the beginning of the William DuVall era of #AIC / Black Gives Way To Blue (2009) / ALL SECRETS KNOWN (“Is that him or is that Jerry?”) / #fatmix #allthecokelines YOUR DECISION #killermix / “Any heavier ones?” / “Check ‘em #bolth…” / CHECK MY BRAIN #uglynotes (“A weirdly nauseating riff…”) / “That’s such a weird shape…”/ “It’s gotta be clean and it’s gotta be huge.”
(50:41): “God Bless You…” / The Devil Put Dinosaurs Here (2013)/ #PigDestroyerReference re: #PhantomLimb and the #MassDestructionMetalFest / “I had it, and then I lost it, and now I feel like a doofus.”/ #blackmetalfont (“What’s the name of your #blackmetalband called?”) / “…and all that came up because #AIC has a song called Phantom Limb…” / “They’ve got a good bitty…” / HOLLOW (“Slow…and Sabbathy…”) / “They definitely have a formula…” / #fullblast STONE (“That bass…that’s meaty right there.”) / “Very druggy…”/ “It’s almost like they got heavier…”/ “Wow, 2018? #preplague “/ Rainier Fog (2018) #middleages / #FogMountain / #TheTriangleASMR (“They’ve got spaghetti coming out of their eyeballs…”) / #eyegravy / THE ONE YOU KNOW #uglychord #usethoseheadphones (“That is such an ugly fucking riff…”) / #grabonemore / #doomy DRONE (“You can hear the room…”) / “You’re not a drummer…you play bass now.” / #GeddyLee #AreBassPlayersHumanToo? / “If you’re just ONLY a bass player…”/ THANK YOU FOR JOINING US FOR THIS EPISODE!!! / #eyegravy and/or #thirdeyegravy / #untilthenext / ***COME ON DOWN TO THE BUNKERPOON GIFT SHOPPE AND #PURCHANDISE SOME #METALNERDERYPODCASTMERCHANDISE AT metalnerdery.com/merch ***) / #outroreel
Thursday Nov 02, 2023
#219 EXHORDER - Inside The Metal
Thursday Nov 02, 2023
Thursday Nov 02, 2023
“You have to watch it with your ears and listen with your eyes…”
There’s a multitude of reasons why we need time travel technology, but the most pressing one is so we can go back to our high school years and re-discover the NOLA based thrash-groove force of nature known as EXHORDER.
While EXHORDER may be one of the more obscure artists from the thrash metal heyday of the late 80’s and early 90’s, they are undoubtedly one of the most criminally underrated bands of the genre, fortified with an arsenal of precision riffing, breakneck speed, and sheer instrumental mastery that only “the best of the best” old school thrash bands possessed.
Go ahead and get yourself a big ole bottle of “bacon soda” and be advised how to bypass the nonsense and “get straight to the meat” as you find out which podcast has cracked the Top 100 and understand why “the Gadsden flag dude” stationed near the Bunkerpoon has given us hope for the future. Prepare to discover “the tastiest wax” ever to bless Halloween candy, try not to listen to The Triangle, and JOIN US as we go INSIDE THE METAL (then and now) with EXHORDER.
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(00:01): “Once again…” #soberoctober / #podcastratings according to #GoodPods #Top100 #TopOneHundred #MusicHistoryPodcasts / “Guess who was 86?” / #MetalNerderyPodcast / “Maybe not…” / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST WITH 100% ZERO ANESTHESIA!!!*** / “Probably the last version…still not drinkin’…” / ***If you wanna SKIP to #themeatoftheepisode you can check out the #shownotes and click the timestamp to move past the intro stuff…wherever you get your podcasts*** / “If you wanna skip past all the fun…” / metalnerdery.com / #Cletesius (“That’s his sister’s name, dude…”) / “Does it not feel like October has been LONG as fuck!?”/ #horrormovieASMR (Some classics and some newer ones…) / “Because it’s Humpday…” / “I feel dirty now…” / “Yeah, but see I didn’t know her then…” / The struggle of having friends with growed up daughters / “Does having children give you hope for the future?” / #BidenWorldSucks #GadsdenFlagDude at #BunkerpoonIndustrialBlvd / “He’s not in jail…”/ “That’s the tastiest wax I’ve ever eaten…” / #starburstASMR / More horror movie reflections… / #horror #whore (and #whorer) / #amateurmisogynist / “It’s stupid, but it’s fun…” / “No foreplay…” / “Lookin’ at you, #Hollywood…”/ “Did you just plop down…right in the middle?” / #boobsandass / “That hat should be filled with #relaxers…”/ A reference to #EvilDead and #KingDiamond / “The closest you got was #InTheMouthOfMadness …and maybe #ReAnimator…”/ #GoblinCockMedley / Various #revenuesbyindustry / “If there’s a #faktczech then it’s real…”
(15:32): If you’d like to email us you can do so at metalnerdery@gmail.com or hit us up on the socials #YouBoobs #InstaTits #FaceFuck (or on #YouTube #Instagram #Facebook) / #Dethklok and #Metalocalypse / #thevoicemailsegment ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / Field update from #TheDarius and a huge recommendation regarding the #WarCurse #brandspankingnew album #Confession / “That’s a #sativa…he’s the sativa and #ThePost is the #indica…” / #onemorevoicemail #newcaller #BobFromOhio and a #bandnameidea / “It’s like #poopmucus …but for babies…” / #TopSecret #TheTriangleUnredacted (“You have to watch it with your ears and listen with your eyes…”) / “Try not to listen to #TheTriangle…”/ #booksontape and a recent episode of #TheNumberOnePodcast regarding #LaurelCanyon (Weird Scenes Inside The Canyon) #conspiracytheoryASMR (“His father was the captain of the ship…”) / “That is where they make #TonkaTrucks …” / #thelist / “These are just the musicians…wait until he gets into the actors…” / #thetwentysevenclub (Drugs & suicide vs #vaccinesideeffects) / “You’re doing the same thing that the Left did…” / #notreally / “We’ll put the hookers back in…we’ll add ‘em in post.”
(27:14): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PRESENTS: EXHORDER / #Pantera vs #Exhorder (constant comparisons between the two bands) / “Not an ex-hoarder…” / “It’s like #horror vs #whorer …” / #DMTASMR #BunkerpoonCircle / “On a scale of 1 to 10…” / Hailing from #NewOrleans (or #NOLA for the layperson…) / #ruboff / #baconsoda / #tobefair (“You said ‘readin’ a few minutes ago…”) / This will be #educational and #instructional for all of us / “Pantera minus the good songs…damn!” / Slaughter In The Vatican (1990) #debutalbum (“People would have taken him more seriously…”) / #FryToTheAngels (“This is what happens when we’re sober…”) / #loadsofcokelines #killeropener DEATH IN VAIN #longsoftintro (“That’s #oldschool right there…”) #letsgo / Reflecting back on #Nihilist / “I want a #timemachine man…” / DESECRATOR (“I feel like I’m back in high school…”) / #SlayerMeetsPantera / “That’s 1990 all day right there…” / #awwwmannn / “There’s a little bit of a similarity there…” / #ExciterMoment EXHORDER #markthetime (“Reminds me of #SacredReich a little bit, vocally…”) #badass / ANAL LUST #readthoselyrics (“I love fuckin’ #thrashmetal”) / “That’s total high school boner…” / #selfreleased and then #rereleased
(42:56): The Law (1992) / “I guess Metallica doesn’t own the rights to THAT song name…” / SOUL SEARCH ME #scoopedguitars #moregroovy (“I kinda wanna hear a #guitarsolo somewhere…”) / “WHOA! Left turn…” / “It’s almost #doomy…” / #TypeOThrash / I AM THE CROSS #MCTentacleChoice #TestamentVibes #riffsgalore (“That’s so chunky, crispy thin…”) / #guitarsoloASMR / “I guarantee you there’s a distortion pedal in there somewhere…and a graphic EQ pedal with a giant V…” (#notavagina #metalpedal) / INTO THE VOID (Yes, THAT one!) / “You’re getting better…your #DJT is gettin’ better, bro…”/ “That tone works for this one…” / “It’s very, very similar…(re: Phil’s voice)” / “It sounds more like Cowboys era Phil…” / The biggest differences between Exhorder & Pantera / The theory about #Canadia (which is right next to #Snowdonia) / #titfucker / “You can’t really do it with A’s…C’s are better…” / #cupsizes
(55:55): Mourn The Southern Skies (2019) / “If your roster includes ANYBODY from #Forbidden then it’s high quality…” / #killeropener #allthecokelines MY TIME (“That’s how a guitar should sound!”) #ExodusVibes (“Pulsating dicks?”) / “That just made it’s way onto my playlist…” / BEWARE THE WOLF (“I definitely hear the #MunicipalWaste #Exodus parallel…”) / “Those riffs are sick!”/ “I have hope for the future now…”/ MOURN THE SOUTHERN SKIES (killer guitar work!) #balls (“I like that!”)/ Very doomy groove/ NOTE: It did not speed up…and ultimately, we’re totally fine with that. / #heavybluesgroovedoom / “That was fun!” / “Motion detected at your backdoor…” / Go to exhorder.com for merch and tour info / #MexicoMetalFest (“That’s not racist, is it?”) / #oldschoolbone #thrashsodes (“We’ve gotta do more thrash shows, fellas.”) / “You can’t see it, but my brain’s got boners everywhere…” / ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!!*** #untilthenext / Thanks to Bob, our newest caller! / ***YOU CAN CHECK OUT THE BUNKERPOON AND SHOWNOTES AND WHATNOT AT www.metalnerdery.com ***/ ***COME ON DOWN TO THE UNDERGROUND BUNKERPOON GIFT SHOPPE AND PURCHANDISE SOME MERCHANDISE AT metalnerdery.com/merch *** / #outroreel #GoblinCockMedleyReprise