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Thursday Jul 06, 2023
Thursday Jul 06, 2023
This episode is dedicated to one of a handful of times in thrash metal history where the first two albums have two totally different singers, giving the illusion of two totally different “first new albums”. And since this is an episode of firsts, we felt that diving into BONDED BY BLOOD (the first album with Paul Baloff on vocals) and PLEASURES OF THE FLESH (the first album with Steve “Zetro” Souza on vocals) together would be an excellent way to compare and contrast the mighty thrash power of Big Five Thrash Masters EXODUS and offer the perfect opportunity to hear the evolution of the band’s sound (from first to first, as it were) and get a better feel for the profound stylistic progression between these two uniquely distinctive debuts (with Baloff & Souza, respectively).
It's time to understand what happens when you’re “hangin’ your dangle” off the boat to “air dry” while simultaneously adjusting your “shutter speed” and aperture. Hopefully “the sheilas” and the djentlemen are both listening so they can behold the “gummified” horror that unfolds “when the bag of syrup is almost out” and JOIN US for this double dive of EXODUS firsts, with Baloff’s BONDED BY BLOOD & Souza’s PLEASURES OF THE FLESH.
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Show Notes:
(00:01): “Oh wait, we’re rolling!” / #airdrythewang after a #coldshower #thekraken / #Noyist / “I wanna see all the #deadlyanimals” #chamberofcommerce / #thesheilas ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #gummified / “My bathroom is #hauntedagain” (It’s #ghoststorytime) #paranormalASMR #hauntedtoilet #markallthosetimes / #orbs / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #Schofferhofer Grapefruit Hefeweizen 2.5 / #mixedmessages (“More alcoholic goodness? Or less?”) / “The bag of syrup is almost out?” / “Usually…” / “I don’t know how to feel about it…” / “That’s what I’m gonna call my balls from now on…” / “I never got the whole #sparklingwatertrend man…” / “It’s missing the bag of syrup.” / #waterflavorizer / “Unsweet tea?” / *** IF YOU’D LIKE TO GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL YOU CAN GIVE US A CALL AT 980-666-8182*** / #voicemailsegment #thetripsix #gday #metalconspiracyASMR #jameshetfieldvocalASMR (“What two bands would you like merged together?”) #Beatallica SGT. HETFIELD’S MOTORBREATH PUB BAND / GARAGE DAYS NIGHT / #TheBurningQuestion #metalmashups / #RockSugar DON’T STOP THE SANDMAN #softintro (“We’ll get through it…”) / #waitforit #JourneyMetallicaMashupASMR #StevePerryASMR #yeah / “This is terrible…” / “That’s all he does is say ‘yeah’!” / #No / ***WE GOT A #FACEBOOKRECOMMENDATION FOR #METALNERDERYPODCAST!!!*** #ThankYouForThat / #happybelated (an #email from The Darius: you can email us at metalnerdery@gmail.com if you’ve got questions, inquiries, or feedbacks) / “Does it let you slip through the spiritual atmosphere a little easier?” #astralglide / #Evile REAP WHAT YOU SOW (“Riff wise, it’s almost like a modern sounding combination of Slayer & Metallica…”) / “Fuck, I forgot to do #thejingle” / WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!!
(22:22): “We went and sat through 2 and a half hours of #TheCure” / “That’s a box set!” / #offmicburp / “If you’d like to be sad…” / “No!” / “So, it wasn’t a show…” / #RussellsRecommendations #movieedition #basedonatruestory / Creepy, RI & Haunted, HI / “Cockfeelers?” (“I bet there is.”)
(27:20): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PRESENTS: THE FIRST TWO FIRST NEW ALBUMS WITH THE FIRST TWO FRONTMEN OF EXODUS: ALBUM DIVE DOUBLE-HEADER!!! BONDED BY BLOOD & PLEASURES OF THE FLESH / #doubledive / “They released their first album the latest of #thebigfour / “I do remember they used to play this on #WREKage” / “You cannot unhear that.” / #1985echo / “Aren’t they all kinda ugly?” / #theshirts (“I don’t know if their tits are out or not…”) / BONDED BY BLOOD #tittlee #killeropener #timemachine #backto1985 #allthecokelines (“Sounds a little like Four Horsemen…”) / “It’s their #ExciterMoment” / EXODUS (“It’s kinda tragic that it didn’t come out sooner…”) / “But then, he’s Ozzy…” / Reflecting on #heavymetalculture and the various #thrashbandscenes across the country, including our own personal experiences
(37:26): AND THEN THERE WERE NONE (“That echo is so weird…”) / “Wow, I did not know that…” / “They didn’t do anything in the 90’s…” / “No…” / #mouthfarts / A LESSON IN VIOLENCE (“This might be one of the fastest ones yet…”) / “If this came out in ’83, I believe #TheBigFour would be shaped very differently…” / #killercloser #sideuno METAL COMMAND / “It sounds like 1985…” / #backingvocals #dontdenythepowerof
(46:16): #killeropener #sidedos PIRANHA (“That’s a cool riff…”) / “That was an #eviler sounding laugh…” / #diarrheareflectionsASMR #facingyourfears / NO LOVE (#softintro) / “Sounds like love to me…” / They were what a lot of people would call #mavericks / “It was raw…” / DELIVER US TO EVIL (“No bro, one song. That’s it.”) / #RussellsClarifications #JohnTravoltaImpression and #AndrewDiceClay / “The ‘away’ part is pretty important…” / STRIKE OF THE BEAST / #killercloser / Words, stuff, things, and whatnots…
(56:58): One of my favorite moments in all of metal! #killeropener
2nd Exodus album, 2nd Exodus Singer, first new album with the first new singer (Pleasures of the Flesh: 1987): The transition from Paul Baloff to Steve “Zetro” Souza / “Have you ever wondered what we taste like?” / “He had a pretty good marblin’ to him…we raised that boy #wagyu” / DERANGED (#bestintroever) #killeropener #killerriff / It’s as big a jump as Kill ‘em All to Ride the Lightning / ‘TIL DEATH DO US PART (“Sounds a little #TestamentIsh” / #seealsoLegacy / PARASITE (“That sounds like a blend…”) / “Was that an edit? Or is that how it is?”
(1:05:50): BRAIN DEAD (#allthecokelines #yeahyeah) / “It’s very them…” / FASTER THAN YOU’LL EVER LIVE TO BE #killercloser #sideone / “The riffs have definitely stepped up…” / #uglychords / PLEASURES OF THE FLESH (“What ‘they’ said…#bumblebeetuna”) / #guitarharmonies (the riff is reminiscent of Deathamphetamine) / 30 SECONDS (“When your butthole had more power…”) #shudderspeed #LMAOASMR #wrongpipeASMR / SEEDS OF HATE (That almost sounded a little like “Scrum” from Slayer…interesting) / Rob Halford vibes / CHEMI-KILL (#flahns) “I don’t remember that riff being that busy…” / “Gotta be careful with that one, though…” / CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON #killercloser (“Is that 4/4?”) / “Even for a bass player…” / “He was an ally…” / “Remember all the horror shows with #piranhas in them?” / “It’s like hangin’ your dangle off the boat…” / “I can’t say that anymore…” / “Diven?” / #untilthenext #thelastword #ghostofthebunkerpoon #No ***Stop by #MetalNerderyPodcast #BunkerpoonOutfitters located next to the #BunkerpoonGiftShoppe at metalnerdery.com/merch *** #outroreel #goodone (“A huge what?”)
Thursday Jun 29, 2023
Thursday Jun 29, 2023
If you’re gonna describe a riff to somebody…”
There are a multitude of MOUTH SHAPES that exist all across the rock & metal landscape, many of which we’re pretty certain you’ve never heard of before in your life.
Sure, there’s the typical FLAHNS & DJUNTS. (And thanks to Pantera, there are even super djunts!).
But did you know about the muns, the buns, the duns, the luns, and the uns?
What about the waows and the baows? The dans and the dons?
The ban-nah-nahs, the dahn-nahs and the lahn-nahs?
We realize this is A LOT to process, but here’s a few “rules” to consider that might make comprehension of this lunacy a little easier:
- Sometimes if it’s too fast, regardless of how heavy it is, there’s just no time for djunts.
- Generally speaking, ALL clean guitar stuff (which includes anything played with a bow) is considered a flahn.
(The only exception being Slayer, as their clean riffs are strangely devoid of any flahninity.)
- Melodies (as a general rule) are also applicable to proper MOUTH SHAPE classification as they’re kinda riffs (but not really) and they’re also kinda solos (but not really).
- Beavis & Butt-Head are the original pioneers that first brought the heavy metal mouth shape movement to mainstream awareness back in the early 1990’s.
It’s time to grasp which kinds of holes we “don’t like talking about” and find out “why the girls don’t listen” even after our collective acknowledgement that all high quality “stripper lotion” used by “shooter girls and bottle girls” is the best because “it has glitter in it.” Get ready to “get up in there” and have some fun, remember the meaning of “NO means NO” and JOIN US for our in-depth, investigative report regarding DJUNTS & FLAHNS & OTHER MOUTH SHAPES.
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Show Notes:
(00:01): “Are we rolling?” #justhittheredbutton #dontdenythepowerof #BlackberryZombie (#fireonthemountain #RMRose) #HappyFathersDayASMR (“Could I get one…to go?”) / Diff’rent strains for diff’rent brains / The difference between creativity and in-da-couch… #indacouch / #paranoiaselfdestroyer / #Shoutout to #Shazzys / #nonamesASMR / “Wait a minute…” / “A friend slipped me some…peanut butter fudge.” Always read the note BEFORE consumption… / #peanutbutterfudge #alcoholinducedamnesia #paranoia #nobueno / “The paranoia that came with that high was not worth it” / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST WITH LOADS OF ANESTHESIA!!!*** / #olanmills #pictureday #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / “We’ve had beer from this brewery before…” / #RobZombieImpressionASMR / “It’s more endearing…” / #CatawbaBrewingCompany #killeralbumcover (“They’re basically the same.”) / #fuckcetera / #TheVerdict / “I won’t use the word delicious…” / “You were cool before it was cool to be cool…” / #budlightboycottASMR #parentcompanyASMR / “We can’t have that…” / “If you’re looking for gift ideas…that fits.” (#oxysuppositories for “down there” are totes apropos. / #notafanofdickholes / #catheter #pissbag / “I’m aware of what a ‘#foley’ is…”/ #movieASMR #BeverlyHillsCopASMR / #snortlaughs
(10:53): The voicemail segment…now with vocal burn…/ ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A #VOICEMAIL at 980-666-8182!!!*** / Sidecast…or fakt Czech? (The latter) / #theReturnOfThePost #clarification / “That person was a doofus?” / ***LET US KNOW WHAT YOU WANNA HEAR FOR THE Episode 200 PARTY EPISODE!!!*** (including a voicemail from a #naturalbornbirthfemaleexclusive: “came out of the hole with a hole…” / #DarylsWhammyBar requested, perhaps some #Exodus / “riding the wave of the voice of the Paul Baloff”. / “That’s a category unto itself…” / #familyguyreference / “OH!!!“/” Gimme a minute on this…y’all talk about something interesting…”
#CirithUngol (#futureepisodeidea) / “No but it sounds awesome!” / #RussellsReflectionsASMR (“Paired?”) #bolthbolthbolthbolthbut / “The #MachoMan?” / Long story longer…with a happy(ish) ending. / “I wanna clear something up real quick…” / “I feel like the shooter girls and the stripper girls have the same perfume…for your body (it’s got glitter in it).” / “Somewhat local…#southeast #sweden #southeastsweden / “He gets all his power from his dreadlocks…” / We’ll Play Your Shit-tah…Sorcerer (proggy doom). / “Dark metal” …a local “dark metal” band confused with a Scandinavian progressive doom metal band. / A great OFF-mic burp… / #Sorcerer / Atlanta, via Stockholm / “She should be a stripper now…” / No stripper Body lotion doesn’t not have glitter in it… #stripperbodylotionASMR #progpower / WHEN DEATH CALLS (#Sorcerer #BlackSabbathCover, from Headless Cross, 1989) #TonyMartinEraSabbath #badass #progressivedoommetal #diodoomy #cokelinerating / THE HAMMER OF WITCHES (#Sorcerer) / “This sounds like #vikingmetal…” / #doomprog #progdoom #futureepisodeidea (“We’ve got shred!”) / This doom prog band literally has everything! / “Are shooter girls and bottle girls the same?” / #shootergirls vs #bottlegirls / “Oooh…with an I” …? / “Oooooh, you know what the “I” stands for, right?” /” This is why the girls don’t listen…” / #fetishkink #markthetime #freebie /
(28:50): The Docket: (There’s NO appeal on #TheDocket …) METAL NERDERY PRESENTS: Flahns & Djunts & Other Mouth Shapes /” There’s more to life than just #flahns & #djunts…there are “multiple mouth shapes”” / “That’s the name of our new band.” / #multiplemouthshapesASMR / “There’s some #duns and #muns and #buns…and #waows” (i.e., Electric Funeral) / “Baw…” #turnitoff (“Is that a #baw?”) / “To all you #darrellwhammybars… “/ #EXODUS: FABULOUS DISASTER (Right now there’s #djunts & #flahns…a mix of #bolth). NOTE: Flahns seem to be absorbing most of the hatred & attitude. / “That’s a ban-nan-nah…”/ “A good definition of a #perfectflahn…with all #djunts right in the middle.” #LEDZEPPELIN: KASHMIR / (“Get up in there…”) / “It’s a flahn-djunt…a hybrid.” #cantbeloudenough / “Ironically, this is from side one of Led Zeppelin IV” … / “It’s uhns and flahns…or fluhns…it’s flahn-nuhns…some flahn-djunt hybrids. / #NO
Just say “NO!” / “Its all #djunts…” / The perfect example of djunts, courtesy of WJNT radio: #PANTERA: DOMINATION (#superdjunts) / #amazingstereovocaldjuntlery / “Is the solo part just a high pitched flahn?” ***(Melodies kinda get a pass because they’re kinda riffs but not really, and they’re kinda solos but not really…”) *** / “That’s considered #darkweb …” / #NO!!! / “That was pure radio magic right there…”/ #WHITESNAKE: STILL OF THE NIGHT / “The beginning IS #djunts…” / “Those are #duns right there…” / “Those are all #flahns…bows create #flahns…” / “D-O-DOUBLE-G…” / “It’s amazing… / “That’s just djunts all day long…” / #djuntposterchild / “A #dun or a #flahn?” / “There’s #djuntsattheend for sure…” / #HELMET: IN THE MEANTIME / “Those are #dahns and #djunts…”
(42:03): “Just write it off…with your #stripperlotion” / “A good example…” / #ZZTOP: LA GRANGE (“It’s #flahns until the distortion kicks in…”). #Flahns and #dahns…/ “Yeah, it’s all #duhns.”
/ #justbeingdifficult #LMAOASMR (“I gotta pee”) / NOOOOOOO!!! / “What do you guys think about this one?” / #RUSH: TOM SAWYER (“I think they’re ‘#duhns’…is that a #bahn?”) / “I might come across this table…” #markthetime / “I’ve tears in me eyes…” / “It’s #flahns at the beginning and #alldjuntsafter” #STORMTROOPERSOFDEATH: CHROMATIC DEATH (#nahnahs) / #RIGORMORTIS: BODILY DISMEMBERMENT (“I don’t think there’s any #djunts in Rigor Mortis”) / (“If it’s that fast, there’s no time for #djunts…”) / #stringinstrumental / “No #djigs or #djunts…just #flahns… #flahnahnah (“I hear the #nah, the #buh, or the #duh…”) / #recordscratch #fulldisclosure / #FYI: we are not on anything other than our regularly scheduled (and yet wildly ironically, #unscheduled) U.S.D.A. recommended daily allowance of relaxers. / #BLACKSABBATH: ELECTRIC FUNERAL (“#Wahs…”), “#Waws and #duhns” / “Is it safe to say that all clean stuff is #flahns?” / “#Flahns at the beginning…and #djuntslater / “Stop it with your #flahns…” / “A perfect example of #flahns and #djunts, living in harmony.” / #METALLICA: …AND JUSTICE FOR ALL / “Bahn-nah-nah-nah…” / “No doubt… #tonsfdjunts” / HAILS to Metallica for incorporating all the mouth shapes. / #mouthshapeASMR #seriously
(56:09): #KORN: PREDICTABLE (“Is that #djuntsorduns?” “It might be a new category…”) “I think it’s #bahnsandduns.” / “We know for a fact that Slayer’s got djunts everywhere…”/ “Does Slayer have any #flahns?” / #SLAYER: EPIDEMIC (“#duns & #luns…”) / #IRON MAIDEN: NUMBER OF THE BEAST (“That’s #donsnotdjunts…”) / “It’s #dunsanddjunts…no, they’re duns.” / “I’ve gotta side with Russell…” / #IRON MAIDEN: WASTED YEARS (“That single note melody is kind of a #flahn…”) / #LightDjunts… #BeavisImpressionASMR / “As opposed to this one…” / #IRON MAIDEN: PROWLER (“It’s got the #waws in there for sure…is it #bahnnahnahs?” / #bananas (“Is it bahns and duns…?”) / #JustSayNOOOOOOO
(1:02:14): #ACDC: FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK (“The beginning feels a little #flahnish”) / “I hear the #flahns…” / “It’s #dahns…” / “Just a sample…” / #noscent #StretchArmstrong…” / #PRIMUS: MY NAME IS MUD (#bawbaw, or #bdawbdaw?) / “We’ve almost covered all the #mouthshapes…” / “Very #aggressiveflahns …” / #VANHALEN: HOT FOR TEACHER / “The drums automatically default to #duns…”
“It might be #flahnnahnahs” / “Those are #dahnnahs” / “We are NOT doing Hanson.” / #tellmewhy / “I hope we don’t lose ALL of our subscribers…”
(1:08:08): #newfavoritething / #BucketsTheDrummer ***Go check it out on #YouTube*** #showercurtainASMR / Our new favorite thing: Buckets The Drummer…lots of duhns…for sure. / “I’m running out of boner…WTF?”/ “I’ve never been so turned on…” / #Shoutout to Buckets The Drummer (“That’s why…”) / #ilovetheinternet #ablaughtertherapy / “It was productive…we’ve learned some things.” / “Let’s do a NO on 3…” / #NOASMR / “One last good #closeoutdjunt…” / #SLAYER: RAINING BLOOD (“It’s got #djuntsforsure…”) / “I think it’s the #dahnnahs…” / “Those are #lahnnahs…” / ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US FOR THIS EPISODE OF PURE UNADULTERATED UNFILTERED AND UNSHAVED HILARITY!!!*** / #thelastword / “We’re gonna give it to The Ghost of the Bunkerpoon…” / #metalnerderygiftshoppe ***GO PURCHASE YOUR MERCH AT THE #bunkerpoongiftshoppe located at metalnerdery.com/merch ) / #outroreel / #billsmegamix / #NO!
Thursday Jun 22, 2023
Thursday Jun 22, 2023
July 27, 1979
Perhaps one of the most brilliant & haunting albums of AC/DC’s 1970’s output, HIGHWAY TO HELL shows the band at their peak with the most polished production of their career thanks in no small part to the production genius of Robert John “Mutt” Lange. Not only is it the perfect finale to the Bon Scott era of the band, but it perfectly portrays everything the band had evolved to up to this point in their career, including some of the most vividly visual lyrics and darkest, heaviest riffs ever captured on tape.
Get ready to start “hittin’ the hair” as we’ve “technically, literally, seriously” made it to Episode 200! Prepare to find out which brand spank QOTSA song briefly pays tribute to AC/DC, which song is AC/DC’s “Slayer moment” and discover what it means to be “pushing marshmallows”. It’s time to “mark the time” a lot of times, “check all three box holes” and JOIN US as we celebrate our 4th anniversary, our 200th episode, and the most favorite AC/DC album (for some of us) from the Bon Scott era: HIGHWAY TO HELL.
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Show Notes:
(00:01): “Forty ounces of what?” / “The general punchline and/or theme of the story: #twophrases #tobefair #marshmallowdick #vulgaroldladies #happyfathersday / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #thekraken #blackroast ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST WITH NO ANESTHESIA!!!*** #recordscratch / #ballmaintenance / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode (“Look at that…timing”) #NewBelgium #1985IPA (“It looks like 1985”) / “Kinda like…the same material…as the #glovesofshame” / #TheVerdict (“Good beach beer and good #daydrinkingbeer”) / Time for Wheeler’s #Refrections (#storytime) / “People say it’s real salty…sometimes they just spit it right out.” / “One of my favoriteist things in the world…” / “It was like pushing marshmallows…” / “Old folks that curse a lot and talk shit are funny…”/ #onmicburp / “We’ll ALL be like that…” / #blessyourheart / “I’m gonna keep this short…” / #RussellsRecommendations #AvengedSevenfold #NewAlbum #LifeIsButADream (“Weird how?”) / “Let me show you a weird one…” #markthetime / “I couldn’t get it all the way there…” / “G” (#DreamTheater meets #FrankZappa meets #MahavishnuOrchestra) / GAME OVER / “You have to listen to the album…” / #QueensOfTheStoneAge #NewAlbum #QOTSA EMOTION SICKNESS (#allthecokelines) / “Shot down in flames!” #sorta #usethoseheadphones / PAPER MACHETE / #futureepisodeidea #backshadowingASMR #foreshadowingASMR / “Technically, literally, seriously…” #EpisodeTwoHundred #HappyAnniversary #MetalNerderyPodcast #FourthAnniversary #instavag #instadick #FaceGram #email us at metalnerdery@gmail.com or GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!
(20:39): “For me to go to Atlanta, it’s gotta be #Kreator…” / “The Fourth Nerd…” / Upcoming concerts in the tri-county Atlanta, Georgia area / “Really? You think #Ghost is like #KISS times a thousand?” / “Have you ever seen Tori’s Amos?” / “I feel like we’re stalling for time…” / “That’s a great song to make babies to, even if you’re shooting blanks…” / #turdbabies & #imagery / ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #ThePostWithTheMost #PissingPostASMR and a comment regarding the #Painkiller album by #JudasPriest / “Hello there…and goodbye there…”/ #vocalburnASMR #thejourney / “You could really just roll down the window and hang ‘em out the window…” / #propertechnique for handling #cremains / #finalwishes to check all three #boxholes
(31:16): #TheDocket (Russell’s favorite #ACDC album) METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS AC/DC’s HIGHWAY TO HELL / #markthetime (“Now he’s holding it…”) #firstgarten / Can you imagine hearing THIS album as your very first ever AC/DC experience EVER!? / #MuttLangeProduction (“Their Master of Black Album? Or The Master of Justice?”) / #analysis #analogies / Released July 27, 1979 / “Powerage was the link between the older albums and Highway to Hell” / #noteven / “You’re bloody well right…” / “H-E-double hockey sticks” / “He’s drunk…” / #prephotoshop / “He looks like a #honeybadger you don’t wanna fuck with…” / #killeropener HIGHWAY TO HELL (“Even the #gangvocals sound better…”)
(41:11): “If I’m going left, stop trying to push your ass right…” GIRLS GOT RHYTHM / “I want THAT guy again!” / “He’s like the Aussie Ozzy…” #AussieOzzy #seewhatididthere / #alltheballs WALK ALL OVER YOU (“Take off the high heels, let down your hair…paradise ain’t far from there…”) / “It sounds so much heavier than anything they’ve done prior…” / #yepdurp ***Check out our Bon Era episode*** / “I’ve gotta step up my blood and my fire game…” / TOUCH TOO MUCH (“I asked for shaved ham and you gave me Arby’s”) #hugeflaps / The tuning of the #HighwayToHell album and the impact on the heaviness of the sound / #killercloser #sideone (“Hittin’ the hair…”) #hittingthehair #OhWell #FleetwoodMacASMR (“This guitar riff is #prethrashthrash”) / “It’s sorta close…it’s kinda the same shape.” / BEATING AROUND THE BUSH / “All over the bread around the roast beef…”
(56:38): #sidetwo #killeropener (“I used to be a musician, now I play bass…”) / SHOT DOWN IN FLAMES (“I said baby, what’s the going price? She told me to go to Hell…”) / ***NOTE: Everything said for the next several seconds actually applies to THE NEXT SONG after THE NEXT SONG! *** / #recordscratch (“I totally missed it, totally fucked it up…”) / “Just fix it in post, it’s fine…” / GET IT HOT (“I like this riff…that’s such a good riff.”) / #noteven / #snotrocket #nostriltorpedo (“Just blow your nose in your hand…it’s already up to room temperature.”) / Okay so THIS is the one I was talking about earlier… / “So he was leaving merch…”/ IF YOU WANT BLOOD (YOU’VE GOT IT) #recordscratch (The part right after the guitar solo) / “Go to the very end…” / #thesamemistake / “We #bolth fucked up on #sidetwo
(1:08:43): Kinda sounds like a weird title… / LOVE HUNGRY MAN (“This is their ‘I Was Made For Lovin’ You’”) / “Those are all flahns too, there’s no junts…” / #flahnsandjunts #nunsandduns “Turn it off” #mouthshapes (“Put it on the list”) #jahnsandflunts / #killercloser (“Kinda creepy…”) NIGHT PROWLER (“We’ve gotta get to the end…”) / “One more verse, why not?” / #RussellsRequestASMR #MorkAndMindy / A moment of misunderstanding… / #reverseworkingout (“You’ll never look like this!”) #MetalNerderyFitnessCorner (“Seven pounds of clothes?”) / Tracking changes (if any) / “Anywhere you put it…” / #dontdenythepowerof #MuttLange / #bionicarm #AI / ***HAPPY 200 EVERYBODY!!!*** Please note that there will be an OFFICIAL #EpisodeTwoHundredCelebrationEpisode / ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!!*** #untilthenext #bunkerpoongiftshoppe (“Come #purchandise some #MetalNerderyPodcastMerchandise at metalnerdery.com/merch “) #hehahuh #hittinthehair
Thursday Jun 15, 2023
Thursday Jun 15, 2023
Summary:
Prepare to travel back in time and embrace the dayglo technicolor of the 1980’s, a time when Miami Vice impacted fashion, the PMRC became the best promoters of heavy metal in the world, and JUDAS PRIEST achieved mainstream success and popularity with a shift towards bigger, heavier, more modern metal soundscapes which has become their calling card (with the exception of that one keyboard & synth laden album from ’86 that always seems to draw flak, even from fans).
Get ready to “drop the needle” on some quality 80’s metal loaded with “extra junts” while learning the consensus regarding “slimy gray meat sliders” and fix yourself a “PB&KY sandwich” (to go) before you ride off on the dot matrix “printer paper road out into the sunset” while trying to comprehend why the PMRC co-founder’s husband “talks like Paul Stanley” YET does not wear the gloves of shame. Prepare to give “old stretch” a workout before reaching the “Love Zone” (which is right next to the “birth hole”) and JOIN US for JUDAS PRIEST VOL. II: The 80’s.
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(00:01): “And we’re live!” / #liveundead #forwardbackshadowing / “It’s got so many layers…” / #Hatebreed #GhostsOfWar (***Go listen to that now…***) / “It’s time for shots, girls…” / #trulees (“A #whiteclaw with a different title…”) / #Ooohhhh #TheWalMartWhiteclaw / ***WARNING: #listenersidscretionisadvised *** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #Anesthesia / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / #twohundredbackshadowing / “Have you ever done a #pickleshot ?” / #bolthbut / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #olanmillsASMR #gritandglory #6666 (“Four’s better than three…”) / “Established in 1870…” / #fivepointzeropercentABV #daydrinking / “These are KING hops!!!” / #AndTheVerdict (“Easy drinking…”) / “Take a case and a big radio…” / “I witnessed this…” / #SAT (“that’s brilliant how you tied that in…”) / “A stack…a pyramid…a mountain…” / #budlightblowoutASMR / “Our major competitor…”) / “They had an episode…very similar to #TheChronicles…” / #theyrepayingattention / “…thirty years ago…” / “#Krystal, yay or nay?” / “There’s a time for it…” / #slimysliders (“It’s the steam…”) / “Something happened during #thepandemic…” / #blessingsandprayers / “It’s a food pill for me…” / “It’s a beginner job…” / #jobopeningsASMR / #BillHicksASMR / #RussellsReflectionsFastFoodFuckeryASMR / #AI #Skynet #AIVideo #TypeONegative HALLOWEEN IN HEAVEN (***Obviously, you’ll have to go WATCH this on #YouTube, because we can’t broadcast visuals via audio without spraying the atmosphere with #LSD***) / “It’s a little terrifying…” / “When’s it gonna be ‘too late’?” / “No politician should be a #multimillionaire” / #termlimitsASMR / #SteelPanther on #AGT/ “Why are they not? If you’ve ‘got talent’…” / “She’s so hot, dude…” / “That’s all I got…”
(19:19): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: JUDAST PRIEST, Vol. II: THE 80’S / #literally (“Which year…is the world gonna end?”) / #Y2K or #2KY (“Go get extra #KY”) / A #PB&KYSandwich / “You betchyour #sweetass…” / POINT OF ENTRY (1981) / “All three of ‘em…” / “The 90’s are BACK!” / “The album cover change…why?” / #alternatealbumcover (“Dude, we’re in #SouthAmerica dude…”) / #printerpaper #soundfxnoises (“It looks like a wing, kinda…”) / #dotmatrixprinterpaper #dildoship (“Everything’s a dildo…”) / #homelesscovidaids / “Don’t lick the rail…” / #killeropener HEADING OUT TO THE HIGHWAY & DESERT PLAINS (“Riding on the #printerpaper out into the #sunset…”)
(28:23): “Before they broke!?” / The “breaking” of #JudasPriest during the 80’s and the growth of their #popularity / SCREAMING FOR VENGEANCE (1983) / #coughbutton #AndrewDiceClayASMR (“He’s the best troll…”) / A bunch of #killeropening bands for Priest on this tour… / It’s their ‘I could never hear that song again and be happy…’ song / “He added extra junts, basically…” / THE HELLION/ELECTRIC EYE (“Skip to the next one…”) / RIDING ON THE WIND / “That’s the only one with #cokelines…” / “That’s worth the price of admission…” / #tigervoice (“That is fucking bullshit!!!”) / SCREAMING FOR VENGEANCE #hehahuh (“that’s metal!”)
(37:53): “If I buy music, I buy vinyl…” / #physicalmusic #artwork / “I love the whole #Transformers #motif…” / “Unicorn lion with #tanklegs” / #docicorn or #bicorn? / “See? Tank legs…” / DEFENDERS OF THE FAITH (1984) #marketinggenius #thankyouTipperGore #TipperGoreASMR #PMRCASMR (“Masturbating with a magazine…”) / “I didn’t know that was about #masturbation…” / “That’s true…” / #killeropener (“Dead yet?”) / “You ever notice that?” / #theglovesofshame / FREEWHEEL BURNING (“Easily, early thrash…”) / EAT ME ALIVE (“Yeah, yeah…”) / “He’s probably talking about emptying his balls…” / #oldstretch
(48:18): TURBO (1986) / “How is this #glammetal?” / (“I’ll show you…”) / “That was before all that was common knowledge, right?” / “Love who you wanna love & fuck who you wanna fuck…” / “Not that there’s anything wrong with that…” / “It is kinda heavy on the keyboards…” / #TheOmni (#PriestLive was a #1987 release and was recorded in #AtlantaGeorgia) / “This was on #Footloose for sure…” /#killeropener TURBO LOVER (“There it is…”) / “It’s like a different band…” / What’s got the next, most #cokelines OUT IN THE COLD #sidetwo (“Everybody went #keyboardy around this time…”)
(53:15): RAM IT DOWN (1988) / “Well, holes…” / RAM IT DOWN #tittleetrack HEAVY METAL (“This Saturday, at #GuitarCenter…”) / BLOOD RED SKIES #birthhole (“Those are flans, all day long…”) / JOHNNY B. GOODE #ChuckBerry (Why was that included anyway?)
(1:00:02): PAINKILLER (1990) / #killeropener #tittleetrack #totalthrash PAINKILLER (“and then the balls come in…”) / #TheOmniColiseum (“What’s the difference between a coliseum and a theater and an arena?”) / “And I wanna hear the scream…” / TOUCH OF EVIL (Just a touch…) / “It’s after the solo, I think…” / “You’re possessing me!” / “I don’t need ‘em…I’m done.” / “It’s all your fault.” / ***Go check out the #Fight albums that came out in the 90’s*** / #weedlywoos / “That was enjoyable…” / ***Go check out the #Death and/or #ControlDenied version of #Painkiller*** / “Also, no #backingtracks” / “It’s a fucking BASS!!! / #itsbass #itsfourstrings #cmonbruh / ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!!*** #untilthenext #dontdothatSanDiego / ***COME PURCHANDISE SOME MERCHANDISE AT THE BUNKERPOON GIFT SHOPPE LOCATED IN THE MATRIX AT metalnerdery.com/merch *** / #outroreel #thelovezone #dontlicktherail #ilovethehole #grabone #abigjuicybutt #hehahuh #barracuda
Thursday Jun 08, 2023
Thursday Jun 08, 2023
“Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!”
- 1987. That sounds like a very long time ago, but here’s a few events that will provide some perspective. 1987 marked the time of the Black Monday stock market crash, the FDA approval of Prozac, the first sighting of The Simpsons on television, WrestleMania III at the Pontiac Silverdome, and the release of Guns N’ Roses debut album, Appetite For Destruction. Additionally, many of us were deep in the throes of our own budding pubescence (and/or pube-essence) in 1987.
1987 also marked a time when the popularity and intensity of thrash began to grow ever more popular, clawing its way to the top of the mountain as one of the most transformative and powerful subgenres in all of heavy metal. And in 1987, our heavy metal horizons were just beginning to blossom and expand, gradually guiding us towards heavier, faster, and darker metal music than we had ever experienced before.
Discover the most perfect example of a “flan” from 1987 and listen to the sexiest backmasking you’ve ever heard in your life (courtesy of the “hi-fidelity ghosts” that haunt Bunkerpoon Manor). It’s time to take out your “squid dentures” and get “razor tight” while learning about our “guilty pleasures”, including the reasons why $18 is (sometimes) too much and there’s no such thing as “free bags” in the less fortunate parts of the planet. Get ready to know our “third favorite ‘South Paw’ guitarist”, come hang out with your wang out and JOIN US in The Bunkerpoon Retro-Lounge as we celebrate The Year of Our Riff Lord: 1987.
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Show Notes:
(00:01): “Steady bone…” / #donttouchtherail / “It was that…” / “That’s what colds are…” / “I died all 3 times…” / #hifighost / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #thekraken #blackroast / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST WITH NO ANESTHESIA!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #Ironshield #everythinghesaid #sevenpercentABV #MollyHatchet / “My mouth moves faster than my brain sometimes…” / #goodfoundationbeer / “Technically yes, but…”
(06:11): ***IF YOU WANNA GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL YOU CAN DO SO AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #TheVoicemailSegment #DariusASMR ***What are your #guiltypleasures with regard to other genres of music that are not metal? *** / #markthetime #bobbinandnoddin / “Sometimes…when I can’t listen to the screaming anymore…”/ #PinkFloydKaraoke / #RussellsReflections and #WeddingMemories in Jersey / “Where are the bags?”/ #nofreebags / “For ONE pack!?”/ “Witnessing a #viralmoment from #Paramore …” / #Bleachers (not buh-leech-ers) / “I just bored the fuck outta myself…” / #RussellsReflectionsCountryClubEdition #minibeefwellingtons (“Rock the #cashbar…”) / “It’s like a buffet…” / #thepastatable / “We went to the Rocky stairs…” / “It was exhausting…and offputting…and irresponsible.” / “I think I’m done.”
(25:00): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS THE YEAR IN METAL: 1987 / #magicalpieceofpaper / Hearing about all these underground metal bands in 1987 as children…and the profound effect it had on us. / “It could be #bolth” / #Savatage HALL OF THE MOUNTAIN KING (“It’s like #dungeonmetal”) / ***Go check out the plethora of episodes we’ve covered from 1987!!!*** / #BlackSabbath GLORY RIDE (“Fuzzy but crispy…”) / “This is not evil…” / ETERNAL IDOL (“It sounds like #DioSabbath”)
(35:45): #Destruction RELEASE FROM AGONY #squiddentures #1987ThrashMetal / “Razor tight.” / #Metallica THE WAIT (“I wish they would produce EVERY album like this!”) / “Do you send somebody a #HallmarkCard for…#bolth of those things?” / #OzzyOsbourne BELIEVER / “Man, I wore that album OUT in ’87!” / #Pentagram WHEN THE SCREAMS COME & EVIL SEED (“Real American hero…”) / “NOT fucking in the basement…” / #CelticFrost (“Oooh!”) MEXICAN RADIO #allthecokelines INNER SANCTUM (“This…just sounds like #WREKage”) / The ever-elusive search for the Celtic Frost song that can be remembered yet somehow can never found / “That would be terrible…” / #killeropener #softintro #BloodFeast MENACING THUNDER & KILL FOR PLEASURE (Very #TheAccused ish) / “That’s definitely ’87…”
(56:05): #GrimReaper ROCK YOU TO HELL / “He’s like my third favorite…” / “This is more hair than happy…” / #UDO ANIMAL HOUSE (“Right into the sclera…”) / #dontdenythepowerof / “It’s fun to learn new things…” / People underestimate the power of influence Metallica has had on the metal purchasing public / #MCTentacleChoice #Sodom #killeropener NUCLEAR WINTER (“Exactly!”)
(1:04:06): #Overkill POWERSURGE (“That’s fucking 1987!”) & IN UNION WE STAND (Thrash plus power metal) / “We’re in the record store, it’s 1987…what are we getting?” / #Necrodeath #killeropener …AGONY/THE FLAG OF THE INVERTED CROSS #allthecokelines / “Should we finish strong?” / #honorablementions / “Crust punk stench core…” / #hotranch / “Your imagery…can ruin someone’s day.” / #SuicidalTendencies WAR INSIDE MY HEAD / “What do you think the TOP song was in 1987?” / “I can’t hear that song without thinking about #AmericanPsycho” / “We zigged and zagged at the same time…” / ***THANK YOU ALL FOR JOINING US FOR THE TRIP BACK TO THE YEAR OF OUR RIFF LORD, 1987! *** / “Before that it was just a feeling…”/ #untilthenext ***BE SURE TO STOP BY THE BUNKERPOON GIFT SHOPPE TO PICK UP YOUR #MetalNerderyPodcastOuterwear at metalnerdery.com/merch *** / #outroreel (cream, cocaine & shiny dicks)
Thursday Jun 01, 2023
Thursday Jun 01, 2023
“You are Number 6…”
There’s a t-shirt somewhere that perfectly sums up the philosophy of life, which is as follows:
“You can only trust yourself and the first six Black Sabbath albums.”
After 4 brutally brilliant albums of heavy metal doom & gloom, and one with a greater focus on more progressive music and experimental soundscapes, BLACK SABBATH finally managed to blend every facet of their sonic sorcery together into a single work that perfectly represents the epitome of their signature sound on their 6th studio record, SABOTAGE.
It’s time to “forthcomingly” break out “the good gummies” and find out which creamy condiment is even worse than mayonnaise (“That’s different!”). Prepare to go “Junt Huntin’” for the gals with the “Junt Jorts” and discover what it means “When the Levee Breaks” on a date after embracing your bucket list “a little bit” and JOIN US as we dive into the culmination of every good thing about BLACK SABBATH captured in one place with their 6th record, SABOTAGE.
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Show Notes:
(00:01): “We were talking about #shavingballs…” #echo / #synchedup (“If you do that downstairs…you are screwed!”) / #showerscene #psycho #carrieattheprom #heavyflowday / “It’s a bad day…” #elevatorscene #TheShining (“Don’t tell her that…”) / “That’s like a hotdog with ketchup down a hallway…” / “I’ve got no problem…but I’m NOT gonna go downstairs…” / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST WITH ABSOLUTELY NO ANESTHESIA!!!*** #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode (“You could just pour that over ice and sip it…”) / #TheKrackenBlackRoast #KrakenRum / #perfectsegue (and the delayed introduction) #forthcomingly / “Dude you never hold my hand, man…” / #markallthetimes / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #nationalchampionship #sportswords #footballdawgs #TerrapinBeerCompany #WakeAndBake #Imperial (“We had a late night last night…”) / #CoffeeOatmealImperialStout / #AndTheVerdict #ninepointeightpercentABV (“You got any #flatmaxies handy?”) / “So here’s a question…” / #cultured / “I don’t mean that in a bad way…” / #properdecorum (“Yeah, I was right over there…”) / #overallthongs #buttcheeksqueezer
(07:51): “Maybe we’re reaching people…” / “Maybe they’re just big #FastTimes fans…” / “Does it bring you back to THIS show?” / “I think it was Rat’s mistake…” / “Code for when a women gets REALLY…down there.” / #stripclubmetal / Still reeling from the #2023KlashOfTheTitans concert at #TheMasquerade in #AtlantaGeorgia / #recordscratch / “On par with…2016…” / #thefirstshowsince #toptierawesomeness #ItsNormal (“Nobody talks like that in Georgia, dude…”) / #GetToTheChopper #Exactly / “That’s some athletic shit!” / “Next time I’m probably gonna look for the #VIPPackage” / ***THEY’RE STILL ON TOUR: SPIRIT WORLD, DEATH ANGEL, SEPULTURA, AND KREATOR*** / “There’s no WAY!!!” / #bucketlistASMR #alittlebit
(15:51): “We know a guy…” / #localwrastlin #smalltown #musicvideoideas #frayedends / #RussellsReflections #Strychnine (the poison) / “Kinda like cuttin’ a fart…” / “I heard a bartender call it #soapoperaformen (regarding #professionalwrestling)” / “I want #MeanGene…” / “Maybe he spells it weird…” / #dangole / the intersection of & relationship with Wrestling & Metal / “A little lady…”/ “You could be the taller man…” / “I didn’t know that was a thing…” #JohnCenaASMR / “The time is now” #entrancetheme #JohnCena / “So he’s Donald Trump?” #patriotism / #thelethaldose
(25:24): #TheDocket / “In life, you can only trust yourself and the first six #BlackSabbath albums…” / #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: BLACK SABBATH – SABOTAGE (1975) / “It’s a little less Nazi…” / The old 70’s Sabbath #albumcovers and #artwork (“Projecting their image into the void…”) / Freaky album artwork / “No nudes…as far as I know…” / #foundation / #futureepisodeideas #fuckedupalbumcovers / “C’mon dude, #Thundercat with a thong on?” / Ozzy as Mrs. Roper / “All he’s missing…is the hat.” / #boom / “A little disappointing…” / ***Go read the #TonyIommi and #OzzyOsboure #Autobiographies*** / #DickTaintlerAudiobookASMR / The unspoken etiquette regarding a #bookontape or #audiobook for an #autobiograpies / “A typical opening act…” #makesmesad / #specialguest #KISS / “Can you imagine having to go up AFTER #thehottestbandintheworld every night?” / “I wonder if that later became the Omni…” / #myhonk / “That would be a rad show!” / “Adjusted for inflation…” / #InAmerica / #conveniencecharges #addoncharges #whatarewepayingfor
(36:38): “You can tell it’s gonna be loud…” HOLE IN THE SKY / “This is the beginning of #stonermetal” / DON’T START (TOO LATE) / This transition is the best… / SYMPTOM OF THE UNIVERSE (“Still gives me bone…”) / “This part…” / “What did you think about the last transition…?” / #smoothjazzsounds (“That’s 1975, that’s what you do…”) / “Say what you wanna say about #TheDoobieBrothers…” / “One of the creepiest and heaviest on this album…” MEGALOMANIA (How many vocal tracks are on that?) #killercloser #sideone / #stingme (Kinda…wait, this was before…) / Ever increasing phaser… / #suckme #creepyphaser / July 28, 1975 / “For me, that’s a fall album…”
(49:51): “The first six of Sabbath and #LedZeppelin is the fall…” / The fall aesthetic / #killeropener #sidetwo THE THRILL OF IT ALL / “C#? That’s low, man…” / A frickin’ eviler Disney… / SUPERTZAR (“They might have ‘touched’ on it…”) / #waitwait / “It keeps edging the creepy up, little by little…” / #Disnacula / “The worst Black Sabbath song ever…a little bit?” / AM I GOING INSANE (RADIO) #PinkFloydVibes #Psychedelic #LateSixtiesASMR / Radio is like…mental? / “that’s what insanity sounds like…” / THE WRIT (“I love the way this builds up…it’s super creepy.”) / “Just for you…” / “You’ve changed a lot since you began…” / #pullitbackASMR #bassphaserASMR #backshadowingASMR #chroniclesparttwoASMR (You hear the cymbals…backwards?) / “How do you do that live?” / #recordscratch / “There were no flans or junts…”
(1:03:03): “Those are kinda synonymous with the junts…” / ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AND LET US KNOW AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #burritoASMR #foodbone (“Has it got #mayonaise in it?”) / “Let me live in denial…” / “That’s different…” / “It was your ‘Reborn’…” / #blongs / In a weird way… / “It sounds fucking creepy…” / “Here’s a question…” / “You can’t help but be influenced…” / Definitely the #mostprogressivealbum / “Early early #progressivemetal?” / “We’ve gotta do The 70’s, Vol. II” / “I’ll bring the banana pudding in…” #markthetime #andgoodnight / Hope everyone had a wonderful #MemorialDay (“Get your #junts in”) / #junthuntin for gals with #juntjorts / ***PLEASE PROCEED TO CHECKOUT AT THE BUNKERPOON GIFT SHOPPE FOR ALL YOUR METAL NERDERY PODCAST APPARELL AND MERCH NEEDS AT www.metalnerdery.com/merch *** / #untilthenext #outroreel #bolthbuttreprise
Thursday May 25, 2023
Thursday May 25, 2023
“It was everything I loved about my teen years…”
The 2023 KLASH OF THE TITANS NORTH AMERICAN TOUR (featuring SpiritWorld, Death Angel, Sepultura, and Kreator) which recently graced the stage at The Masquerade in Atlanta, Georgia is easily one of THE most perfect thrash shows we’ve ever experienced. It was “100% bone across the board” and that rating applies to EVERYTHING: the venue, the merch, the bars, the bathrooms, the sound system, the lead-up music, and (without question) the line-up, featuring 3 of the biggest names in thrash to come out of the 80’s that are still kicking copious amounts of buttocks today.
It’s time to submerge yourself into complete thrash metal “feroshness” and embrace your “inner caveman” as we reminisce about the “Night of the Doppelgangers” and the reason you “don’t touch the rail”. Prepare to receive guidance regarding your post show meal (because “creamy bad”), discover the identity of “The Atlanta Metal Druid” and JOIN US for the most comprehensive concert review in the metalverse as we pay homage and give thanks to the KLASH OF THE TITANS.
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Show Notes:
(00:01): Drinking tips (#nocreamy) / #postshowreview / “That’s what it felt like waking up this morning…” / #DeathAngel #Sepultura and #Kreator (#KlashOfTheTitanS concert) / “I thought those PBR’s were getting you a little bit…happy.” / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised #MetalNerderyPodcast *** / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #TheKraken #BlackRoastCoffeeRum / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE #METALNERDERYPODCAST WITH ABSOLUTELY ZERO ANESTHESIA!!!***
#thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #Monster #TheBeastUnleashed (“…but only when it’s hard though…”) #peachflavored #PeachPerfect #sixpointzeropercentABV #TheVerdict (“It’s a peach soda with alcohol in it…”) / #MetalNerderyMaltLiquorCorner / #firstpostcovidconcert / The #NewMasquerade at #UndergroundAtlanta is incredible! / “Feeling like I touched all the homeless COVID AIDS in the stairwell…” / “It doesn’t have the ghost in the walls like the old one did…” / #ExcellentSound (Like standing in front of a ginormous stereo system). / “I think you’re wrong dude…” / #TimHurd #AtlantaMetalDruid (“It’s not an #AtlantaMetalShow unless he’s there…”)
(12:21): “It kinda had that feel of being back in high school in the 80’s…going to metal shows” / #DougStanhopeDoppelganger / “Every time they DESTROY!!! (#DeathAngel)” / “Anybody there could have headlined…” / “It wasn’t gold, silver, and bronze…they were ALL gold.” / #hotdogdownahallway / A brief summary of the #Godsmack show from the night before #KlashOfTheTitanS / #SoulsAtZeroASMR #WrathchildAmericaASMR #ASMRASMR / “Ahhhh…I’m with MY people.” / “Please don’t touch me with your armhair…” / Excellent layout of the merch table / #twohats (Looking like #SherlockHolmes) / “Okay, doors open at 6:00 pm, show starts at midnight…”
(24:07): #killeropener #Sepultura ISOLATION #cantbeloudenough #markthetime (“My tits aren’t big enough…”) / “For a minute, I thought Roger Waters was on bass…” / #NightOfTheDoppelgangers / Ferociousness or Ferosheness? #StonedFerosheness / Connecting with your inner caveman… / “I’ll give you a good #YelpReview” / Killer lead-up music / “It’s like a massive auto-suck…” / Well worth the money; an incredible value for a stellar lineup of incredible thrash metal
(36:29): “Everybody’s energy was through the roof…” / Death Angel absolutely destroyed; they set the bar extremely high. / “Tuck and roll…” / #DeathAngel #killeropener (which was played near the end of the show) HUMANICIDE / “I’m just trying to cut out the middleman…”
(41:32): “No way!” / “He was like the Death Angel of Germany…” / #fortyyearsofthrash (“He didn’t look that old…”) / The size of a #handful is completely relative / #djunthands / “#PigglyWiggly is awesome!” / “That aura…” #evilocity / “We’ve gotta make it like a once a quarter thing…” / #Kreator SATAN IS REAL (“Those riffs are sick as fuck!”) / “I’m gonna give it…100% bone.” / The new way of designing concert venues / The entire concert experience, including the merch table and the bar and the sound was outstanding at #TheMasquerade #Heaven / #ABCDEFuckOff
(55:25): “You thought wrong, man…” / Upcoming tour dates for #KlashOfTheTitanS / Parting advice regarding “one more round” / #ViolentMind is the #drumtech / “It’s probably inflatable…” / #markthetime / #thelastword #SpiritWorld (“Just pull the one with #themostcokelines…”) / #SpiritWorld DEATHWESTERN (Get to the venue EARLY!) / #untilthenext / ***COME PURCHANDISE SOME MERCHANDISE DOWN IN THE BUNKERPOON GIFT SHOPPE AT metalnerdery.com/merch *** / #outroreel #hehahuh
Thursday May 18, 2023
Thursday May 18, 2023
“They’ve got HUGE djunts!”
MESHUGGAH, the Nordic Godfathers of Djent (“Djunt”) hailing from Umea, Sweden, sound like the logical evolution of extreme metal to emerge out of the early 90’s thrash scene. Tempered with their own surgically precise, ferociously complex, polyrhythmic brand of math metal genius, MESHUGGAH have carved out their own unique place in metal by blending their unmistakable signature style with all the best elements of thrash metal, death metal, and extremely technical, progressive, groove metal into a potent new subgenre known simply as “djent” (or “djunt” as it is lovingly known in the Bunkerpoon).
Get ready to enjoy “a perfect pour” and more “djunts” than you can shake a stick at as we decipher some “mind-blowing” misheard lyrics from the King of Pop while enjoying some al fresco dining at “The Front Door Café”. Prepare to experience the most horrifically ironic yet comedically perfect timing in history (because “you can’t like everything”) and understand that there are some albums where “you just don’t skip” a track. JOIN US as we plunge deep INSIDE THE METAL to better understand why Count von Count is the world’s biggest superfan of the 3-plus decades of brutally progressive djent genius known as MESHUGGAH.
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(00:01): Upcoming #blockbustermovies / #Nefarious and #EvilDead (“There’s no #treerape?”) / #EvilDeadRise (The ONLY thing good about California… #pissingpost) / “I always at least pay for it once…” / ***Have you ever gone to a movie by yourself? *** / #fingerbangASMR (“In your teens?”) / “Order the #bigplate” / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #SeisDeMayo / “I’m not scared, I’m just not a fan…”) / #getthatbottlegoing / #Djunt (the appropriate spelling) / #markthetime (“Would you just look at it?”) / #aperfectpour ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***
(05:55): ***WELCOME BACK EVERYONE TO THE ADVENTURES OF METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #postsmoregasmsippy / Some reviews of previous episodes… ***THANK YOU for your feedback!!! Please continue to LEAVE US A REVIEW AND/OR A RATING AND/OR SOME EMAILS AT metalnerdery@gmail.com or ON THE SOCIALS at #metalnerderypodcast on #bacefook and #instavag #facegram / “You can’t have a #NewZealand without an #OldZealand” (#OldYork and #OldJersey) / “Yeah?” / “Oy mate, yeah?” / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode (#screamfromtheballs #InsaniaWine #noir #gris) #buttonrub / #sportswordsASMR #CreatureComforts #Tropicalia #sixpointeightABV (“And the verdict…”) / #newcarpetsmellASMR (“Might be a bit depressed, yeah?”) / ***IF YOU WANNA GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL YOU CAN DO SO AT 980-666-8182!!!*** #TheVoiceMailSegment #VoicemailASMR #ThePost #Djentlemen #misheardlyrics (Wait, was that #Thundercheeks or #Thunderchief?) / “We’ve done a lot…” / #duringthedaytimeonWKLS96Rock / #MisheardMichaelJacksonASMR / #futureepisodeidea #misheardlyricsASMR / “He’s #TheBossOfNoOne” (I don’t know WHY he’s “The Boss”) / #everythingsucks / “WHY does it suck?” / “It’s a good feeling…” / How could you shit on your favorite album? / “If I don’t have access to the button…it’s fine.” / “Nope.” / “Two to the #motherfuckingshea” / #VejaDu vs #DejaVu
(20:35): A message from #PhelixxLake / #solometalcore (“Intense and emotional…”) / “#SouthAfrica is okay right?” / #weapologize / DEVASTATING OUTCOMES (#horribletimingASMR) / “I’m gonna compare…” / We got a #drawing (#SlayerMontageArt) / “It’s just the way I see it…” / “They’re at least a little bit ahead of Georgia…” #legalweed / #palettecleanserASMR #Slayer REBORN (#HellAwaitsVibes) / “I don’t hate it…however…” / #snotmyfavorite / “I prefer the #frontdoorcafe” / WE JUST PLAYED YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! / “You can’t like everything…” / #genre and/or #jeanwree (which is how South Africa pronounces genre…at least, we think) / “And he’s got a boat…” / #FostersOilCan plus #PBRTallBoy #downthere / “It’s WIDE…you might get stopped!”
(29:35): Not really a departure, but definitely something different… / #TheDocket MESHUGGAH INSIDE THE METAL!!! / “#Djent should be respelled #Djunt” / #newbandname #DjuntCunts (“that would be a great band name.”) / “I thought you dudes would dig some of their riffs…” / “They’re from #Sweden…” / Seven and Eight String guitars / #djuntballs (by #Meshuggah) / #customamplification
(33:28): Contradictions Collapse (1991) / “Hold on…did I fuck up?” / #killeropener #thefirstnewalbum PARALYZING IGNORANCE (“That’s thrash!”) / “You can tell #Metallica had an influence…” / GODS OF RAPTURE #killercloser (See also #NoneEP) / “1991 me would have loved this!” / “Can you count it?”
(41:23): Destroy Erase Improve (1995) / “It’s basically #BuildBackBetter but it sounds cooler…” / #killeropener FUTURE BREED MACHINE (Super progressive thrash) / “How many riffs do YOU put in YOUR songs?” / “What do y’all think so far?” / #killercloser SUBLEVELS
(47:03): Chaosphere (1998) / “It’s a globe with #pointyscaffolding” / “There’s a part at the end…that’s #greatwithrelaxers” / “I’ve got the #timestamps on it…” / NEW MILLENIUM CYANIDE CHRIST #allthecokelines / ELASTIC (around the 9-minute mark…fast forward to 11:19 for #thebigrelease) #herewego (“That’s a big ole fart…”) / “It’s the ONLY way you could pull that off!”
(52:00): Nothing (2002) / RATIONAL GAZE #allthecokelines / “Straws?” / STRAWS PULLED AT RANDOM (Can you count that?) #TheCountsFavoriteBand / CatchThirtythree (2005) “All the songs have #allthecokelines #killeropener AUTONOMY LOST (“That’s actually not real drums…” #Toontrack #EZDrummer #drumkitfromhell) / SHED
(59:00): “I’m not gonna say it’s their #BlackAlbum…” / ObZen (2008) Get ready to count… / #killeropener COMBUSTION / Listen very closely to the guitars and the double bass drums… BLEED (“I’ve heard this one…”) / “That’s a #shitload of #junts!!!” / “My wrist gets tired just playing #airguitar to that” / “Lars up top, Lombardo down bottom…” / Koloss (2012) #killeropener I AM COLOSSUS #alltheballs (“They’ve got HUGE junts!”) / #verythrashy THE HURT THAT FINDS YOU FIRST (“He probably could…”)
(1:06:47): “Reason is in a coma…” / The Violent Sleep of Reason (2016) (“Is it cinnamon?”) / BORN IN DISSONANCE (“His talking voice is totally normal…”) #WeedASMR / Immutable (2022) / The most all-encompassing album…(?) / #theblackdog / “It’s not cock…” BROKEN COG #alltheballs #killeropener / PHANTOMS / “I should have went to music school…” / BLACK CATHEDRAL (“The weirdest instrumental I’ve ever heard…”) #djentblackmetaldemoASMR / (The #perfectblackmetalsong) / #MilitantDonaldDuckASMR I AM THAT THIRST / Proggy thrash / “I’m gonna change the #genrename to #djunt” (Ladies, it’s a great name…) / #theworsttimingintelevisionhistory / “WHAT?” #tastetherainbowASMR / ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US FOR THIS EPISODE OF INSIDE THE METAL FEATURING THE MIGHTY MESHUGGAH!!!*** #baggingZzzs #airhornASMR / ***GO PURCHANDISE SOME MERCHANDISE AT metalnerdery.com/merch at our UNDERGROUND BUNKERPOON GIFT SHOPPE!!! / #untilthenext #outroreel
Thursday May 11, 2023
Thursday May 11, 2023
“Everything’s LITERALLY ‘literally’…”
It’s time to blow out the lines again, which means anything goes! And by “anything” we LITERALLY mean anything, including possibly the worst Aussie accent ever attempted. For the record, we humbly apologize (in advance) to our Australian and/or New Zealand listeners (and/or bolth) as well as the good people of “Old Zealand” where the accent (and climate) is completely different AND gum chewing is something of an obsession.
It’s time to get in your “Trans Am vans” & gear up for some “mutant recipes”, including a field trip down to The Main Stage (located directly adjacent to The Rib Lounge down on COTLOD Blvd) where we’ll check out some “old school strippers who love old school metal” and test drive their new “Flapmonster” French Dip lunch special while pondering the manifestation of impromptu, HOA hostile, deathcore concerts (complete with a “juntload of junts”) along with “the perfect soundtrack” for our upcoming “Ayahuasca Chronicles” series and a ton of other titillating topics. JOIN US from the Bunkerpoon Industrial Complex for the triple threat of JUST TALKIN’ SHIT-TAH, Vol. III.
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(00:01): #therestheclap / #greatbrandingstrategy / #theunscrewingASMR / #TransAms #Firebirds #Phoenix (“Risin’ up…”) / “Just say ‘Trans Am’…” / #transams and #transaints #clinky #yayuhh / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #Smoregasm #RebelStoke / “Did you do the Cinco de Stinko?” / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST COMING ATCHA FROM THE BUNKERPOON INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #sportswords #AthensGa #CreatureComforts #Bibo #daydrinkingpilsner #pilsnerbeer #pilsnerASMR (“Yeah it does…”) / “Tastes like a beer…” / Someone #screwedthepooch (“They can’t give it away now…”) / #blackedout / #idratherdrinknaturallight #ReelectionFundASMR (***See, #TransAm… ties it all together…***) / #icebeers (Remember #homebrews and making your own beer at home back in the #90s?) / Does #menuthickness matter? / “Fried chicken encrusted lasagna…or lasagna stuffed fried chicken?” / #foodpornASMR #mutantrecipes (Would you NOT eat THAT!?) / “I don’t like my food touchin’…
(08:27): #thevoicemailsegment ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182*** / #djentlemenASMR #itsthepost #pissingpost #mytwocents (“Thank you for that…”) / #metalupyourass #fuckthosefuckingfuckersASMR / “He knows about the flans and the junts…” / “They were doin the duhn…” #MikeJudgeASMR (“I forgot about the #wahwah”) / #futureepisodeideas / “Junts and flans…” / #thejingle #jingleASMR #wellplayyourshittah ***WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!!*** / #emailsegment #downunder #itsanaussiething (Is that a good accent? Would it fit in? j/k…but if you’d like to give us feedback, either email or voicemail us with your feedback) / #tripsix #tressix #MortalSin THE CURSE #instrumentalopener (#soundslike1987) / #introtrack WOMEN IN LEATHER (SIDEBAR: let’s be real; that’s 1980’s as fuck!!! )/ “We can’t compare it to anything…” / #niceharmonization / Reflecting back on #CirithUngol (***What do y’all think or know about them? Lettuce no at metalnerdery@gmail.com***) / #OldZealand
(17:03): #literallynotseriously / #everythingisliterally / “We DO have another #voicemail…” / #thedarius #NWOOSTMSuggestibilityASMR / “Do a #stripclubepisode…” / “Downtown and having a very nice lunch…” / #lunchspecials #roastbeefsandwich #crabs #mainstage / #theflapmonster #horseradishsauce / “And there’s that…” / Addictions can be tricky…and incredibly enjoyable. / “Circulation…for your boner…” #bonercirculation / “You don’t wanna do that with Viagra…” / #literally (“You don’t…”) / “What happened…?” / #rentals #renttoown (“That’s a whole other conversation…”)
(22:18): The insane #Extreme #NunoBettencourt #guitarsolo #shredwizardryASMR from RISE / “that’s the first time…” / #nomushroomseither (“You shouldn’t have said anything…”) / The #metalnerderyconspiracytheoryASMR regarding #hairmetal and #guitarheroes / “they’re responsible for the design of #hairmetalbands…” / NOTE: Russell, the words you are looking for are “incredible fingering” 😊 / #thespeedofhislefthand / “It’s not my dominant hand.
(26:33): “I think we’re blowing out the lines this morning…” #justtalkinshittah / #TheDocket JUST TALKIN’ SHIT-TAH VOL. III / RussellsReflectionsIntroASMR #GraveBirth (great version of #RussellsReflections) #deathcore / “Wait, they’re cats?” / #RussellsReflectionsASMR / #Sustenance opened #killeropener (#boneusroom or #bonusroom?) / ***Can you imagine being on a #zoomcall and hearing a metal band blasting a few doors down? *** / “I’m definitely going over there now…” / #HOAASMR / “It closed down while they were on their way down…” / (Tour info: on tour with #eyehategod and #goatwhore) / #TransAmVans #CaucasianVan #EuropeanVan / How do you define #deathcore as a #genre (or #jeanwree)? / (“Did you just shit the floor?”) / MISSION STATEMENT “that’s full of #junts right there…” #juntload / “That sounds like it would be loud…” / ROTTING IN SLOW MOTION #allthecokelines #GraveBirth / #thenewfriday #technically #literally / #BoopSnootsStompAss #BoopSnootsStompAssASMR / #bunkerpoonindustrialcomplex #zoomcallASMR / “You’d think…” / #RussellsReflectionsExtendedMixASMR #Sustenance (How do #deathmetalsingers do it?) / #strivefortheimpossible / #shatteredearthrecords #bigcartelstore
(38:06): “You know what got completely overlooked?” #newrelease (#noteven) / “So here’s a weird question…” / How do you perceive your children when they’re no longer #behbehs? / #timeless / #ourcompetitor (“I think that’s called learning, actually…”) / A brief mention regarding #MadSeason / “I wanna go out there just for a weekend…and just hang out…” / #comedyrooms / “You’re close…” / The reason for the naming of #SystemOfADown / #africkinbillion #phenomena / #Overkill (***Go check out our #YearsOfDecay #albumdive!!!***) SCORCHED #killeropener #excellentmix / “How about a little bit of THE SURGEON?” / “Is that #MissPIggy?” / #OverkillSoundsLikeOverkill / People can’t like anything anymore… #everyoneisacritic #overlycritical / #consistencyispowerful / “If you went back and changed out mixes, you’d notice that nothing is really that much different…” / #trimmedit #72SeasonsASMR (“I bet I know where you’re going with it…”) / Sometimes you can trim up a #fantasticribeye and transform it into a #superiorfilet / It kinda flows better… #nohate #justsayin / #MetallicaASMR #currenttour / Mixing it up… / #RussellsReflectionsExtendedUltraMixASMR / “Can I say something real quick…?” / #FiveFingerDeathPunch (“Okay, what’s #dadrock?”) / #oldies
(53:32): “Do they have anything that’s theirs?” / THE END (“That sounds like a heavy #Nickelback”) & GONE AWAY #doodah #camptownraces / “How about a #palettecleanser?” #Forbidden FOLLOW ME #ForbiddenEvil (“That’s still one of the most #badassalbumcovers in metal!”) / #sinisterlaughter (“I KNOW you KNOW the part I’m talking about…”) / #DaveLombardo and #TygersOfPanTang (and/or #TygersOfPoonTang) / #LiterallySeriously / #dontyoufuckingsaythatASMR / #bolth / #RussellsReflectionsCocaineEditionSTFUASMR / “June is the month of #jun” / More #NewReleasals #LiveEvilAnniversaryEdition
(1:02:34): “Just don’t…” / #DaveLombardo RITES OF PERCUSSION #RitesOfPercussion (#progressivepercussionASMR) #Ipecac (“Very tribal…”) / “I’m just curious…” (“that’s how it always starts…”) / “I was gonna talk about the whole #birthingpeoplething” / #turdbirther #starterlog / #peopleknowmorethandoctorsdo / #skynet (“I’m kinda ready, a little bit…”) / #horizons #twoforone / “Supposedly they’re already here…” / #pointofcontact #phenomenon #manamana / “They all look the same…” / “High and tight but low slung?” #airstrips #highandtight / ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US AS WE TALKED SHIT-TAH!!!*** #literally #vocalburn / ***PLEASE VISIT US AT THE BUNKERPOON GIFT SHOPPE (WHICH YOU CAN ACCESS AT metalnerdery.com/merch ) ***PLEASE PURCHANDISE SOME OF OUR MERCHANDISE!!!***/ #untilthenext #outroreel #bolthbuttsupermix
Thursday May 04, 2023
Thursday May 04, 2023
SYSTEM OF A DOWN, the Glendale, California quartet who dominated the “Alt + Nu” metal landscape from 1998 to 2005 before going on hiatus, are one of the most uniquely incomparable & original bands of the early 2000s. To paraphrase Winston Churchill, S.O.A.D. are the heavy metal equivalent of “a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma”, a musical force beyond classification or genre. The only thing that is absolutely certain about SYSTEM OF A DOWN is that no other band in metal sounds anything like them.
Get ready to “get spit roasted” and prepare to “transmute all the evil into good” with our new “signature cologne” that’s pending promotion on proctology podcasts everywhere. It’s time to roll those R’s and be ready to receive “the whistle finger” to avoid getting proctologized before your time and JOIN US as we embrace the Armenian masters of heavy metal ASMR and go deep INSIDE THE METAL with SYSTEM OF A DOWN.
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(00:01): #noteven / “What if they made a #breathspray …?” / #GTFOOH / #cuntyrevenuestreams #breathalyzerASMR / “It’s a lot cheaper…” / “Down the street from #TheBunkerpoon…” / #clinky / #andbegin / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Might have to stop on the way home…” / #flatmaxi / “A #sidecast for when we get older…” / #theoldguymetalpodcast “I used to remember…” / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “Has that one got some bite to it?” / #newcologne / “It’s called, “Inside the butthole…” / #proctologypodcast / “Oh, the finger!?” / “Alright, hold still…” / “Even better…” / #colonoscopyASMR (No more #buttfingerers) / “They check your blood, so…” / “My current doctor was suspicious…” #DrCockfingers #medicalrape (“I call it a ‘win-win’”) #insertwhistlenoisehereASMR / “I wonder how big the #colonoscopycam is?” #doublepenetration” / #LMMFAO (“This hasn’t happened since college…”) / “You’re not making medical decisions for me…” / #speakingofgamble
(07:50): #killeralbumcover #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #Shiner #onmicburpASMR #ShinerTexas #ShinerTX #BrujasBrew #CowboyWitch #FrickingEyeballLaserbeamsASMR / “A little beyond…” / #buttonrub (“that’s a loud crack…”) #AndTheVerdict / “It’s clean…’don’t compare it to anything…’ #bidetASMR / “Can you fit?” #themouthpiece #toobig / “that’s a #kickassalbumcover…” #TexHex #Brujaswitchesbrew #TexHexBrujasBrew / #icalledinsick / “Well, last night was 420…” / #seriously / “I slept til almost noon…” / #vacationASMR #crispy #thenumberonething #sunscreen #fuckface #newHAARPinterns #cloudycrispy #markthetime / “It was a nice day on the beach…and it was #overcast…” #spitroasted
(13:36): ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!! #TheVoiceMailSegment #BestReviewEver #IncomingShittah #Yeah #Arkansas #Arkansass / “Are come…” / “It’s AWESOME…!!!” / #antifuckbagASMR / “Hold on, YOU can’t compare…” / “Thank you, #fuckbag!” / #exhausting #offputting #irresponsible (“We transmute all the evil into good…”) / ***#FORBIDDENREBORN*** / #Forbidden2023 / “It was fucking spot on…”
(18:10): ***What do y’all think: #NewMetallica #72Seasons #72SeasonsASMR *** / Reflecting on #Metallica and their recordings over the last 2 decades… / “It’s a #junjunjun…” #juntsareformetal / “You can’t have all the shits and no giggles…” / #gumendorsements / #Metallica YOU MUST BURN (Definitely Metallica’s #BlackSabbathMoment… and also #SadButTruePartTwo moment… #kindacreepy) #guitarsolomania / “Alright, while we’re here…” / SHADOWS FOLLOW (You’ve definitely GOT to check out the #musicvideo for this tune…#wicked … definitely vibes and sounds of #Yore…) #JusticeVibes #oldschool (“There’s a ton of riffs…”) / “So…you’re comparing the two…?” / “Is this an #albumdive?” / #waitwhat (“When HE touched it…”)
(26:34): “They finally talked about it 8 hours in…” / “Here it is…” / #favoritealbum / #fleetwoodmac #tangentionalality / “Two million dollars…” / #intricateschematic #fabledhistory #frickin / “If you’ve got the money…” / #Greeny #mojobabyyeah #mojoASMR (“I get it…”) / #TheDocket (But first…) #WellPLayYourShittah (“that was Russ, all the way…”) #bringbackthetits #startrektits #glittertits #ShallowTruths NOT BROKEN #proggy #progressivemetal #progmetalcore / #MotleyCrueDramaASMR #conspiracytheoryASMR #backingtracksASMR (“You can’t substitute… #adrenaline”) / #allegedly (“It’s ‘true’ but you can’t SAY ‘it’s true’”) / #MotleyCrueKaraokeASMR #lipsynching
(37:19): “#SOAD is on #TheDocket” #SystemOfADown (#horribleaccentASMR) SYSTEM OF A DOWN: INSIDE THE METAL!!! / “…more well done…” / #timemachineentry (Let’s go back to #TowerRecords) / #listeningstation / The first experience with S.O.A.D. and the #purchasingdecision regarding #thefirstnewalbum / “Seriously?” / “That was like a week before 9/11…” / “Do…they have their own convention?” #EpsteinCon / #RussellsReflectionsASMR (“do me a favor and google this shit…”) #PedoCon / “THAT guy!” #EpsteinStyle #PedoASMR / “He reached out…” / “Do you wanna bang some teenagers in the van?” ***(NOTE: WE did not bring this up…RUSSELL brought this up, all by himself!!!) *** / #KPopAnime
(43:40): “I could be THAT #douchebag…” / “The first time I heard ‘em was #duringthedayon96rock “ / #fivealbumcareer (“5 albums in 7 years…”) / #NuMetalEra / “I don’t think they fit in that box…” / System of a Down (1998) #killeropener SUITE PEE (“Only them sounds like them…”) #RickRubin #RickRubinProduced #hardRs #angry / SUGAR (There’s literally nobody else that sounds anything remotely like #SystemOfADown) #nothingsoundslikethisASMR / “It’s a mashup of…maybe a little…” #theuncheckablebox (See also #MrBungle and #FaithNoMore) / SPIDERS #backgroundcreepiness (“Tool…”) #drymix
(50:55): “This was their ‘Master’…” #sevendaysbefore #littleguy (“I don’t understand…”) / Toxicity (2001) / “Are #fistbumps still in?” / “You can’t do the #explode…it’s so #2000s” / #killeropener PRISON SONG #theyretryingtobuildaprison #cantbeloudenough (#soundslikeajamroom) / “It’s #KornWeird…” / “That was their Sandman?” / CHOP SUEY #wakeupmakeupASMR / It’s all jigs and junts…/ #ASMR #youwantedto #remix #hellnaw #WAKEUP #somethingsomethingsomethingsomethingASMR / “Skip forward a little bit…” / “Father into your hands I commend my spirit…” / #killerending #beautiful #powerful #progressivemetal
(57:35): “We’ve gotta do the #tittly…” TOXICITY #titletrack (NOTE: lots of #junts on this one) / Definitely #readthoselyrics #readSOADlyrics #memeofwords (“Where is the middle?”) / #thrashpart (“And then, when they break it…”) / “They’re fucking heavy!” / ***Would you agree that System Of A Down is a progressive metal band? *** / DEER DANCE #heavy #protest (roll those R’rrrrrrr’rrrrr’sss) /
(1:02:00): Steal This Album (2002) / “It’s hard to sell records…” / Remember the days of #filesharing and #limewire and #napster / The #pornographicationofmetal / #gumhypnosis / CHIC ‘N ‘STU (I’m sorry, what was that?) #verythrashy #veryheavy / A great analogy… / BOOM (#readthoselyrics) “Your neighbor, what a guy…” / “How about track 12?” FUCK THE SYSTEM (“Man in the box?”) / “Unless you’re in…”
(1:08:08): “The year they released 2 albums within six months of each other…” / #sicknewworld May 13 (I don’t think that’s a #holiday dude) / “Bring your own boner?” / (Mezmerize (2005) B.Y.O.B. “Why do we always send the poor?” / THIS COCAINE MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I’M ON THIS SONG #surfthrash / “My favorite kind of #pornography (other than #foodpornography or #foodporn”) VIOLENT PORNOGRAPHY
(1:14:56): Hypnotize (2005) #finalalbum / “Exactly…” / The puzzle with these two albums…the #CDCases / ATTACK #killeropener (That’s thrash…that would totally be at home in 1988 or ’89…or even the early 90’s…SOAD are indescribable) / VICINITY OF OBSENITY (#bananaterracottapie) #leftturn (“Talking about whores…with dirty feet…”) / “Hey…”
(1:19:46): ***What is the System of a Down writing process like? *** (To be a #FlyOnTheWall) / #NativityInBlack #BlackSabbath #cocaineASMR SNOWBLIND #waitforit #cocaine #2000 / #DireStraits #coversong #covertune SULTANS OF SWING / “Shall we wrap this thing up…?” / ***THANK YOU AGAIN FOR JOINING US!!! FEEL FREE TO LEAVE A REVIEW, RATING, VOICEMAIL, EMAIL AND/OR SHIT-TAH AT metalnerdery@gmail.com or #metalnerderypodcast #instagram #facebook #socialmediaASMR (“Send us some #messenges”) / ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / “I don’t know why your butt hurts…” / #untilthenext (“Hey this one’s for you…”) / ***Come Visit us and get your Metal Nerdery Podcast gear at the #BunkerpoonGiftShoppe via metalnerdery.com/merch ***) / #outroreel #HFS #oldiesbutgoodies