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Thursday Jan 26, 2023
Thursday Jan 26, 2023
“Those were the days…”
1983. A time when “Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi” was number one at the box office, the national debt was a meager $195 BILLION (compared to the $31,000 BILLION behemoth it is today), the first mobile phones cost around four grand (which, when adjusted for inflation, would be around $12K today), and Metallica, Pantera, and Slayer had just released their first-new debut albums.
Get ready to get “shock-popped” right in your ear holes, break out your “gloves of shame” for old time’s sake, transport yourself back to a time when “the hills were alive” with the sound of metal and JOIN US as we celebrate the 40th anniversary of The Year In Metal: 1983.
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Show Notes:
(00:01): A great new #ASMR idea / “If your long was arm enough…” / #theunscrewing / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised*** / #SkrewballPeanutButterWhiskey / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / “#Pontoon in the #bunkerpoon” / #Schwartzbier #Hefeweizen #fivepercentABV / “It’s like an otter, beaver, dog…” / “Germans don’t sound like that…” / #RedAyle / ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / Some production ideas for the #wellplayyourshittahjingle / You can email us your #shittah at metalnerdery@gmail.com or hit us up on the socials on #Facegram and #Instabook
(08:47): Peanut butter’s lesser-known properties / #TheDocket 1983: YEAR IN METAL / The dangers of #virtualreality / How to avoid getting #pinkeye / “I just swallowed…” / #lugedrain / “I just caught me an oxytrout…” / Can you believe it’s been 40 years since 1983? This is the 40th anniversary of 1983. / “Where’s my lube?” / Shoutout to #Pyromania #MetalHealth and other killer releases from back in 1983 / #Accept BALLS TO THE WALL #duringthedaytime
(22:22): “C’mon…” #TheChroniclesReprise (including #theglovesofshame) #ChroniclesRepriseASMR / Go watch the video for #KISS ALL HELL’S BREAKIN’ LOOSE / “That looked like a rack of ribs… / “No you don’t…” / #MCTentacleChoice #markthetime #Metallica PHANTOM LORD / “Isn’t it crazy to think that there was a time when Metallica wasn’t even a thing?” / “Let me just take a moment…” / #metalnerderysalutes / “Too young to fuck…” / #MotleyCrue TOO YOUNG TO FALL IN LOVE / “A whole new #genre of #visualstimulation”
(30:41): #OzzyOsbourne BARK AT THE MOON (If you haven’t seen that video, go check it out! Treat yourself) / “Let’s pick something a little different…” / #Raven MIND OVER METAL (Remember to put on your ’83 hat as you listen…) / #WitchfinderGeneral (Check out the #albumcover for Friends of Hell) / Definitely has that #stonerdoom vocal range / #AkkaDakka #ACDC GUNS FOR HIRE #allthecokelines / “I think we know what that means…” / “You know what that means, right?”/ “It’s like He-Man…and the Thundercats”
(42:11): If we’re going by title… #Pantera WIDOW MAKER (“Yeah, it’s bad…”) #tobefair / #Satan TRIAL BY FIRE #dontdenythepowerof (definite Maiden vibes…musically) / I wonder if Satan had a hard time getting gigs? / “That was before Load…” / #HeavyLoad (“Stronger than Evil”) RUN WITH THE DEVIL (#earlypowermetal) / “They were pre-loaded…”
(48:27): #Krokus SCREAMING IN THE NIGHT (like a more prog AC/DC) / “That is so 1983…” / #ST #SuicidalTendencies I SAW YOUR MOMMY / “I saw someone’s mommy once…” #hyperboner #bonerdose / #RussellsReflectionsASMR Ratt and Milton Berle and ZZ Top / “It’s an insect with tits!” #Hellhammer SATANIC RITES / “They did not give me the sauce…” / Definitely early #blackmetal / “It’s not McGross…”
(1:01:19): #Fastway SAY WHAT YOU WILL / #Bitch SATURDAYS (“Can I just show up?”) #electrotwanglificationASMR / “Is that what she calls it?” / “That’s gonna be the new thing…” / #Y&T MEAN STREAK #allthecokelines / “It’s the difference between…” / ***What’s YOUR favorite metal album from 1983?*** / #assholish #MCTentacleChoice #IronMaiden WHERE EAGLES DARE #cantbeloudenough
(1:12:00): “Just a bump…” / #snacksizedslayer ***Which song from #ShowNoMercy had #themostcokelines?*** #Slayer BLACK MAGIC (Wait, there’s a doll!?) / “Y’all just heard my internal dialogue…” / Looking back on #bubblegum from 1983 as well as other fun bits of #1983trivianonsense / “Am I right?” / More 1983 goodness and trivia / #ObscureMetalFact The metal community secretly enjoys #ChristopherCrossASMR but would never admit to it. / Time to empty our balls… #untilthenext THANK YOU FOR JOINING US FOR THIS EPISODE OF METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!! / ***Come visit us at the #BunkerpoonGiftShoppe metalnerdery.com/merch ***/ #outroreel #OMGResearchShowsSeriously #heavyloadASMR
Thursday Jan 19, 2023
Thursday Jan 19, 2023
“So I told him about my pain and the life I’ve been through, he just smiled and the laughter came
Then I told him that I love you…and the devil cried.”
The early 80’s saw a changing of the guard in BLACK SABBATH, with vocalist RONNIE JAMES DIO becoming the new “captain at the helm” as the front man for the legendary Birmingham quartet and bringing along with him a heroic dose of wizards, dragons, clean tigers, shiny diamonds, and more mystical lyrical metaphors than you can shake a sorcerer’s scepter at.
Get ready to expand your thumbtack and yarn collection regarding absurdly intentioned speed trap conspiracies found near Bunkerpoon Industrial Boulevard, maybe crack open an ice cold Moo-Hoo (or two) & enjoy the delicious flavor of victory that could only be brewed in a city that’s home to the National Champions, prepare to get surly, “speed up the brown”, and JOIN US as we wax nostalgic and look back on the 2nd wave of Black Sabbath that is known throughout the realm as DIO ERA SABBATH.
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Show Notes:
(00:01): Absurdly low speed limits, #revenuegenerationtraps and #halfboners / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #asyettobeuncorked / #heartsandballs #clinkythirty #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #FireOnTheMountain from #DillardGeorgia / “Everybody died this week…” / “Weirdly sudden…” / #thumbtacksandyarn / “Seems mighty common these days…” / “Let’s just pick a name…”
(05:41): “I feel like y’all are kinda manipulating the rules…” / #TheVoiceMailJingle ***IF YOU’D LIKE TO GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL YOU CAN DO SO AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / A comment from our #YouTube channel (#MetalNerderyMunchies) regarding our #MunicipalWasteEpisode / “I figured it out…” / An impression of every woman in #sevensyllables / “That’s a bold statement…” / A question regarding nutrition / #collegefootballASMR regarding the #NationalChampionGeorgiaBulldogs / #ohmydamn #lacesout / “Everything happens for a reason…” / #worshipmusicmakeover / The word is TRANCE, not TRANS / “You’re gonna laugh at the name…” / “That’s a great name for a band…”
(17:00): #markthetime #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #TerrapinBeerCompany from #AthensGeorgia (home of the #NumberOneNationalChampionshipWinningGeorgiaBulldogs) #WhiteChocolateMooHoo (#MooHoo) #sixpointonepercentABV / “It’s like a carbonated beer chocolate milk…” / “The #aftertaste is awesome…” #markthetime.
(19:38): #MetalNerderyAcapellaASMR #Era #TheDocket DIO ERA BLACK SABBATH / A moment of reflection regarding movies from the 80’s / #onmicburpASMR / “Maybe I’m stupid…” / Ever notice how any band that #RonnieJamesDio joins automatically sounds like #Dio? / ***What was the first #DioEraSabbath YOU heard? *** / #youwouldknow / “They play #Slayer on #96Rock all the time…” / How bands fanbases sometimes change when certain members are replaced
(29:18): NEON KNIGHTS #killeropener (From “Heaven and Hell” -1980) / The branding differences between Ozzy’s #peacesign and Dio’s #metalhorns / “The #deepcuts have #nocokelines…” / CHILDREN OF THE SEA and the change in the #SabbathSound with #RJD / “Is that true?” / “Big football fan…never done that.”
(36:53): “This one has #morecokelines on everything…” / #speedupthebrown TURN UP THE NIGHT #killeropener (From “Mob Rules - 1981”) / Interesting production revelations … / VOODOO (definitely a strange riff) / #allthecokelines THE SIGN OF THE SOUTHERN CROSS #stonermetalASMR #hoodahah / “If you listen to fools…” THE MOB RULES / #deepcutASMR SLIPPING AWAY (check out Tony and Geezer exchanging solos…)
(49:21): Fast forward to the early 90’s… / “It’s got a #NWOOSTM vibe to it…” (re: the #albumart for Dehumanizer - 1992) / #nudesteel / Cozy Powell initially, and then Vinny Appice on drums / “Why are you driving a horse?” / Remember #WaynesWorld? / #killeropener COMPUTER GOD / “This riff is gonna blow your mind…” MASTER OF INSANITY (see also The Wanton Song by #LedZeppelin and/or Lady Of The Lake by #Rainbow re: the riff) #shouldershuffle / TIME MACHINE (#WaynesWorldSoundtrackASMR) / Looking back to the movie #HeavyMetal (“Animated titties are still titties y’all…”) #bigtittedwizardbitch / A brief discussion regarding the soundtrack to Heavy Metal… / Ever heard of Ronnie James Devo? / #yeahyeah
(1:05:55): Now fast forward to the 2000’s / #backsabbath / (Black Sabbath: The Dio Years – 2007) / EAR IN THE WALL and THE DEVIL CRIED (“That sounds like Sabbath…”) / “Do you think Iommi ever impresses himself?” / metalnerdery.com/merch / “Oooh, that just did not sound right…” / ***THANK YOU FOR LISTENING AND JOINING US FOR THIS EPISODE OF METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** #untilthenext #bunkerpoongiftshoppe #purchsomemerch #outroreel
Thursday Jan 12, 2023
Thursday Jan 12, 2023
The NEW WAVE OF OLD SCHOOL THRASH METAL (NWOOSTM) is the sonic equivalent of getting in a time machine and travelling back to when thrash was still relatively new (throughout the 80’s and the early 90’s) and making a few subtle tweaks.
All of the classic ingredients of old school thrash are there. The sound, the album art, the band logos, not to mention the continuous evolution of 30 years of metal subgenres that didn’t even exist back then, which help to enhance the overall uniqueness of the NWOOSTM sound, keeping the classic thrash metal style from “back in the day” but with enough modern twists and turns to still make it seem like an “exciting and new” genre.
It's time to turn on the subtitles, accept the truth about bass players, prepare to go deep (insider) and JOIN US for Vol. III of our worldwide trip through the NEW WAVE OF OLD SCHOOL THRASH METAL.
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Show Notes:
(00:01): “Speaking of C’s and B’s…” / #decorking and #scathumor / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #SinEater / #TearDownTheFourthWall #NewYearNewMe “People don’t avoid you at gas stations…” / “It’s a façade…” / #DIY / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #SweetwaterBrewingCompany (“Nobody says #Hotlanta…”) #BloodOrangeIPA #Radler #fourpercentABV #daydrinkingbeer / “I’m that guy…” / “I would drink that if I was desperate…” / It’s “and” not “in” cider
(09:40): #RussellsReflectionsASMR regarding his #bingewatching update regarding #LetterKinny (Watch it with #subtitles) / ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** #TheVoicemailSegment and a comment regarding #karma / “Allegedly…” / “I guess #Nickelback wasn’t available…”
(19:28): WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! / “I’ll have to work on that one…” / #DividedByDesign #progressivemetalduo (***If you want to email us your #shittah you can send it to metalnerdery@gmail.com ***) / “They both play everything basically…” / Sounded a little like #TesseracT and/or a #melodicMeshuggah
(26:09): “You’re a #masochist …” / “No, no…” #wordplay / #TheDocket #NWOOSTM VOL. 3 (That’s the #NewWaveOfOldSchoolThrashMetal …go check out the NWOOSTM page on the #YouTube) #dontdenythepowerof / Imagine if we older metalheads had access to this in the 80’s & 90’s? / #MCTentacleChoice ***You can get your #MetalNerderyPodcast gear at metalnerdery.com/merch *** / #Distruster NOBODY DARES / #Moratory F.P.F.W. (Is it a new #jeanwree? Or #genre?)
(34:42): #Powerhouse RAGE BRAIN (and the sound of 1987…) / ***If you had not heard of a band before, what piqued your interest? Album Cover? Song Titles? *** / “Spooky & Satanic…” #FeiticoOculto METAL & LUTA DE CLASSES / #Grob KNEBLUJE TWE USTA
(41:20): #Hellish THE ANCIENT ENTITY OF THE DARKEST LIGHT #BlackThrash / ***The #NWOOSTM page on YouTube has a ton of different #subgenre playlists*** / We’re gonna check out the #speedthrash playlist / #Insecurity DEAMBULATING FUTURE / “Let’s do some speed…” / #Outburst THE ARRIVAL/WITH A VENGEANCE (“Damn, I should have seen that coming…”) / #Tyrants TYRANTS (“You didn’t even finish yourself…”) #excitermoment / #Headfist UNCERTAINTY & THIS WORLD (#SystemOfADown combined with #Anthrax) / “People fucking are horrible!”
(54:08): “Is there a country you’d like to visit?”/ #AcidAge THE SHAMELESS LYRE & OH WHAT AN ARTIST DIES IN ME (Jazzy chord choices…) / #Demonslaught666 NEKROSLAUGHTER BATTLEFIELD #blackspeedthrash / #Panikk (“Two K’s, NOT three K’s”) INSTIGATOR OF WAR / #TheCadavorDog RETURN OF THE DOG
(1:06:55): #Anarchy REDDER DAWN / NWOOSTM is like all of the old classic thrash PLUS some modern ingredients / #Thrashra (the #spidergoat) TAKING OVER HELL & HELLRIDE / #FrontalAssault INCOMING DISASTER (Sounds an awful lot like #HellAwaits at the beginning…) / #BelushiSpeedBall (“Even the dog agrees…”) RIPPING OFF MUNICIPAL WASTE / BELUSHI SPEED GRIND #drummachineASMR MAGIC CONCH / ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US FOR ANOTHER EPISODE OF METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** #thelastword #untilthenext / ***PLEASE VISIT THE #BunkerpoonGiftShoppe at metalnerdery.com/merch for merchandise to purchandise*** / #outroreel
Thursday Jan 05, 2023
Thursday Jan 05, 2023
“YURRNOTUHRRRROTATONTATROTATATANBUMBUMBLAKAEAUHHTAHHHEAUBLAHUUURRRRAHHHH!”
After blowing everyone’s mind with their revolutionary, self-titled debut, KORN returned with their follow up album, LIFE IS PEACHY, which took the Bakersfield, California Nu Metal pioneers to new levels of unmatched sonic aggression including deeply disturbing lyrics fueled by pure existential fury and primal rage. No band, before or since, has EVER sounded anything like KORN, and no band EVER will.
It's time to fire up the CD player in your Yugo and “break down the fourth wall” because we’re diving into the darkness where heaviness and fuzziness converge. Find out why staying in shape is important for aging metalheads, prepare to get soaked with some “seriously wet humor” and JOIN US as we ring in the New Year and “Twist” our way through KORN’s devastatingly heavy 2nd album: LIFE IS PEACHY.
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Show Notes:
(00:01): ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / HAPPY NEW YEAR AND HAPPY 2023 TO YOU ALL!!! / #happynewyears vs #happynewyear / #flatmaxi / “DON’T!” #thefourthwall / #posthumousASMR ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #SinEaterCinnamonWhiskey / “When fully erect…” #accuracy / #amazinganalogies / ***We had some new décor via a fresh coat of paint in the #UndergroundBunkerPoonStudios *** #smokedlavender/ We’re going REAL dark… / #depressionmetal / “It’s called a #hairlight” / “Here’s a question…” / #notametalpodcast with #RussellsReflectionsSlightReturn #butthumped with #banjoplayers
(07:10): #beeroftheepisodeASMR #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / Clean up on aisle 6… / #StillfireBrewery #GloryHaze #encorebeeroftheepisode / “We’ve already read it…” / #herewego / “The vocal burn’s gotta quit.” #vocalburn #seriously #agreatimpression / “It tastes like weed…”
(10:07): New Years Resolutions? / “…that’s literally the whole point.” / #RussellsReflectionsComedyEdition / “I feel like I need to take a shower now…” / #TheDocket #onmicburp #thirdshowenergy / Shoutout to Daryl! And fond memories of the #RobDukesExodus episode / #multiplevoiceASMR #whispersymphonyASMR #whisperwarriorASMR #cricketsoundsASMR / #nojingle
(13:30): #TheDocketSlightReturn KoRn: Life is Peachy (1996) / #ubersoon / A self-critique of Mark I Metal Nerdery vs Mark II (or technically Mark III if you’re familiar with your #MetalNerderyHostTrivia / “We’re wet as fuck…day 9” / #dryhumor / Comparing “Life is Peachy” to their #selftitleddebut and the evolution of KoRn (or just KORN / Korn), particularly the darker aspects of their overall sound, musically and lyrically. / “Hear me out…” / “Heavier and darker…” TWIST #barking #killeropener #allthecokelines / “A similar opening?”
(22:22): “Sorry, that was me” / CHI (Sounds like #StonerKoRn) #creepy (Did you hear that back there?) / Watching #Korn #liveinconcert and a #KISSanalogy / #OMGSeriously “That’s why I do it…” / LOST #creepynoises / Interesting production observation… / The good part… / #Uncomfortable is the word / SWALLOW #fuckyes #awwman #onmicburpASMR / “Nine Inch Nails, S.O.D., and Primus” / That’s the new term going forward / #confidenceboostinganalogies / “Eat his ass…” #markthetime / PORNO CREEP #instrumental #creepyscaryASMR
(33:28): GOOD GOD (Cool harmonics) / MR ROGERS #cuethecreepy #StonerKoRn #massivefuzz #snapsnap #readthoselyrics #listentothoselyrics / “You’ve got nuts on the brain…” / KUNTS! (I want to do this at #karaoake sometime soon…) / “It’s possible…literally.” / NO PLACE TO HIDE (with a side of #extrafuzziness) / #newbutton #markthetime / The influence of hip-hop on the Korn sound / Korn’s 6th member defined #uncomfortable / No circle pits, only pogo. / A theory regarding the growth and evolution of metal throughout the 80’s and into the 90’s #excessmetal #newgenre / The angst of the nineties #angstierexcess / “I hate to interrupt you…” / WICKED (and some #tangentional vocals courtesy of #Deftones frontman Chino Moreno / “Beat off, beat off…”
(49:43): #allthecokelines / and the #backstory regarding the meaning of #adidas A.D.I.D.A.S / #OMGSeriouslyASMR #goingin / “Y’all are dodging that question, I can tell…” / #hehahuh / LOW RIDER #bagpipes #awwwmannnASMR #awwshit / ASS ITCH “It had some girth…” / “It’s fun to talk about…” KILL YOU #killercloser #doomballs #readthoselyrics “That’s fucking dark!” / What the #fructus? / #HereWeGo /The uncomfortable ugliness of KoRn / TWIST (Acapella) #imgonnausetheforce #hiddentrack / A brief comparison to the sound and structure of Korn’s debut to “Life is Peachy”/ “Let’s turn it down to dark…” / #thelastword THANK YOU FOR JOINING US FOR THIS EPISODE OF METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!! #untilthenext #HappyNewYear2023 / #dontdenythepowerof #thefourthwall / ***COME BY AND VISIT US AT THE BUNKERPOON STUDIO #GIFTSHOPPE by clicking on metalnerdery.com/merch to #purchandise some #MetalNerderyMerchandise / #outroreel
Thursday Dec 29, 2022
Thursday Dec 29, 2022
“I want you to listen! I’m talking to you…”
One could easily argue that SABBATH BLOODY SABBATH, the fifth studio release from Birmingham’s own BLACK SABBATH, is their “Black Album” moment, in that there are a multitude of different dimensions present on this album that were not as evident or pronounced as on the first four albums, including the addition of synthesizers, orchestras, and atmosphere.
Get ready to appreciate the value of “projection as a coping mechanism” and embrace your “late blooming misogyny” as you find out what it means to truly be “an organ donor” when you JOIN US as we dive into Vol. 5 of “The First Six”: SABBATH BLOODY SABBATH by the incomparable BLACK SABBATH.
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Show Notes:
(00:01): “Has anybody checked on #CharlieSheen?” / #tigerblood and #cocaine and #chemtrailmix #cokelines #TrumpTrails (“Let’s call ‘em that…”) / We call that a #hyrbrid / The first 20K years of #Eternity / “I think you may have a problem…” / #projection as a coping mechanism / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** #TheUncorking #nomoreitchyeyeballsASMR #tallboyredbull #shotglassASMR #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #SinEater #CinnamonFlavoredWhiskey #CheersFellas ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised*** Now it’s official…” / “After the shot…” / “I got all the things and everything..” / #kramerupdate #RussellsReflections / “Use your mind, man…” / “We said it at the same time…” / “It’s water drops on top…” / #monkeypoxASMR “A pearl, white, metallic…” / “Here’s the question…” #guitarpickups / “What the fuck is that noise!?” / #boatsandhoes #motorcyclepornASMR #onmicburpASMR #CGCustoms / “I’m #phonetical man…” / #RussellsReflectionsReprise #GawdDangIt (***Have YOU ever assembled and built your own guitar with the materials? *** / #guitarreincarnation “Drop that #duncan in there man…” #SeymourDuncan and a shoutout to #PaulReedSmith #Archon25Combo and a recent jam review / #Delta8ediblesASMR and #jamming / “25 watts…is loud as shit!” / “If you can add some #fuzz to it…” #addfuzz / #alwaysaddfuzz / #ampmodeling and modern-day gig #settings / You have to be entirely too smart to operate modern day #guitaramplificationsystems / “Bro…” / #gatorcase (Trusted and used by #professionals) / “He pulls it out and it all fits in…” / ***Can we ALL agree that #guitarampmodeling is at a #legendarylevel? *** / Modeling amps vs sampling amps (e.g., Kemper) #gearnerdsyeah
(14:46): #picturetime / “…and now…” / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #StillFireBrewery #SuwanneeGA #CubanCoffeeStout #sevenpointninepercentABV #coolalbumcover #HailToStillFire (“She definitely used teeth…”) / #nohead #verycoffeeish #stimulated #morecaffeinated (We should definitely go have a drink at their expense and our inebriation…) / #NYE2023Plans / “It’s Thursday night…” #ladiesnight #rockfortots #MudDonkey / “If you like #Journey….” / #OMG #seriously #romantical #seriously / “He’s like you but fuckin’ ripped!” / #hesnotlikeyou #hesgothair (***Local #guitarlegends***) #RussellsReflectionsAllNightLong / “the attic and the basement are exactly alike… (in length)” / “Everybody knows the song, you get up and play the song…” / “It’s #fourstrings…” / “Wait a minute…” / #iknewit #givemeapieceoftherock and a #shoutout to #MothersFinest and also #Hail #Atlanta #oldschool / “Don’t make it complicated…” / “very #KingsX #ish (or #KingsXish if you’re maximizing #hashtags for #hashbags or #tags) / “What did you carry?” / #itsnotmetal (…but it certainly could be.) / #MosesMo / #RussellsReflectionsInfinityEdition #TheImpregnators (“That name though…”)
(27:19): “Christmas is the last magical time in the life of a child.” / “that’s how he does it in one night…”/ ***The last episode of the year!!!*** #hardinthepaint (Quick learner…) #napoleonASMR ***You can email us your #shittah at metalnerdery@gmail.com or on the #socialmedia at #Instagram and #Facebook*** / #timetraveling #footballASMR #RussellsRegressions / “I didn’t say that…” / a weird (and likely highly unpopular) theory about #femaleswholovesports / “I’ve only recently developed my #misogyny” / #justalittle / #complicatedballs #thatsalotofballs #refatheringmyballs #secondpuberty #toomuchballtalk #itsajourney
(33:26): #BirminghamMetal (#notAlabama) / “It’s recognized as the #BlackSabbath #BlackAlbum i.e., #numberfiverelease #Vol5 / “One of the coolest album covers #evah!!!” / #TheDocket #BlackSabbath SABBATH BLOODY SABBATH (“So it’s their Load…”) / ***We’ve got #vinyl at the #bunkerpoon…*** / “Looks like #MarilynManson with a #shittyhaircut” / “He’s about to take a dong…” / #backtothefront / #1973 (close to ½ a century of #SabbathBloodySabbath) / “Did you cough it out of the hole?” / When did YOU first hear the #SabbathBloodySabbathAlbum? / “It was the #Anthrax ‘I’m the Man’ EP” / “There’s enough #creepiness” / “It’s their #BackInBlackAlbum” / #BlackSabbathPreBoneASMR / #smallhousetrailer / ***If you’ve seen the #DioDocumentary please let us know your thoughts! *** / “We’re gonna relax…”
(42:48): “Really? Is that possible?” / #boredtodeath / SABBATH, BLOODY SABBATH #killeropener / #mellowmetalASMR #youbastards / “Here it is…” #thatriff #alltheballs #HailToBlackSabbath / #pushpush / A NATIONAL ACROBAT (Imagine having this as your #walkonmusic?) / “The epitome of #stonermetal” / “It’s the #GarageLoads…” / “Well we’ve gotta hear the next part…” / “I’m talking to you!” / “It’s bone every time…”
(52:08): “Two words that should never go together…” / #ilovethehelmet but #ihatethemayo / “The FLUFF portion of the show…” / #heartfelt / “This was definitely a #skipper” / #TheArtOfSabbath SABBRA CADABRA #sabbracadabraASMR (Insert #creepykeyboardnoises here…)
(58:31): “How much…?” / “Women should call their #vaginas that…” / “Most women don’t laugh…” / KILLING YOURSELF TO LIVE #yallshouldstopdoingthat #ultraheavy / “That’s #tremolo…#creepytremolo” / #doubletrackedguitarsolo (“They all go together…”) / “Smoke it…get high!” / #myfavoritepartevah / That’s either a #pickscratch or a #bonghit or #bolth / “Now it all makes sense, yeah?” / #Era #MetalNerderyBarberShopTrio / #creepykeyboards / “They had some organ before…” #markthetime / WHO ARE YOU?
(1:08:18): “I had no idea…” / “That would be #Hell…” / As long as it sounds creepy… / #fuckforcharity #organdonor #punchline / LOOKING FOR TODAY #tambourine #industrialsabbath #flutesolo #masterflautist / “Does anyone remember the commercial for #CARE (C.A.R.E.) from the late 70’s, early mid 80’s?” / #thememusicASMR / “This was before computers…” / SPIRAL ARCHITECT #bestintroevah (“Oh #STFU!!!”) / ***Actually #Styx #GrandIllusion was released on the 7th day of July 1977*** / “This is a real dick thing to say…” / #yourenotwrong / Any tracking changes? / #markthetime #asapackage / “That was Vol. 4…” / ***HAPPY NEW YEARS AND HAPPY 2023 TO EVERYONE WHO LETS US INSIDE YOUR EARHOLES!!!*** / #anothergreatmetalnerderyyear / #productionnotesASMR / #thelastword #thelastburp ***COME CHECK OUT THE UNDERGROUND BUNKERPOON #GIFTSHOPPE AT metalnerdery.com/merch ***) / #outroreel #abouttotakeadong #Era #LettuceInsideYou
Thursday Dec 22, 2022
Thursday Dec 22, 2022
Ahhh, the Holiday season. Christmastime in the city. Filled with “tidings of comfort and joy” that includes leaving out some special “Christmas tree” infused cookies for Santa in the hope that you will be blessed with something special from SANTA’S SACK on Christmas morn.
Grab yourself some “cocoa nibs”, settle in and prepare to “get tingly”, for the time is at hand to come together “at the same time” before you get “wiped” and take another sip of “jollyfish” infused “chumwater” which will reveal the hidden bond shared by Slayer and professional wrestling when you JOIN US for some Christmas metal memories, a bit of Yuletide themed metal goodness, and a few extra special holiday surprises from deep within SANTA’S SACK.
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Show Notes:
(00:01): “Of course, NOW you turn it on…” / #alwayswaitfortheredbutton #samewithsex/ #sciencestuff / “The most common cause of death…” / #nymphesema (“Not sure which one sounds funnier…”) #rimshotASMR #theuncorking #toight (and a note to the #FamilyGuyOstrich) / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #PeterGriffinImpression #SinEater #deepbreathandbegin ***WARNING #listenerdiscretionisadvised***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** #Shoutout to a new killer #Canadian show #LetterKenny / #peoprel / #coldstarts and #slang / #onmicburpASMR / “He’s just so dry…” / #freeplugASMR #eh #aboot #canadianhumorASMR
(05:14): ***THE INTRODUCTIONS!!!*** (and the regrets…) #mulligan (#anythingbutthat) #prewarmupbeer #cranberryspice #thatstheone / “That looks like a stoner black metal album cover…” / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode (“Uh oh…it’s a #sour”) / #NewGrassBrewingCompany #sixpointzeropercentABV #ShelbyNC #darkalbumcover #BloodCeremony (“It’s like a #bonedagger…”) / #cocoanibs are fucking AWESOME!!! #readthatdescription #cocoanibsASMR / #cherrychocolatemilk / #ohjeez #ohhnohh (“We came together…at the same time…”) / “Hard?” / #onmicburpASMR / “Thank you for that…” / #strangeaftertaste / “I hate when people say ‘per se’…” / “It’s time for that dude…”
(10:30): #alternativechristmasmovies and a shoutout to #Krampus (the #AntiClaus) and #FatMan with Mel Gibson. (#WalterGoggins) / A moment of clarification…and #preop math. / “He’s good in everything he’s in…” / #MelGibsonsBeard / #SnackSizedSlayerPodcast or #SlayerSnackSizedPodcast #Slayer PAYBACK #energyboner #insidetheoutsideofthepodcast #KerryKingVoiceASMR #HulkHoganASMR #Brother #readthoselyrics “Payback’s a bitch, motherfucker!” / #tinglyballs / Production genius and #listeneradvisement ***Check out the #outroreel…*** / Update regarding the #RobDukesEraExodus #episode and #Exodus / #productiontentacleexcellence / “It’s the same way…” / The critical importance of the #killeropener (The roller coaster of metal)
(17:34): WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! #jingle #localmetal #AtlantaMetal #ActusReus ACTUS REUS #excitermoment ***Check out our Actus Reus #BehindTheMetal episode!!!*** Go check out the video on the #YouTube / #ActusReusASMR #veggie #doitinpost / www.actusreusband.com / #voicemailsegment (“I know you’re making fun of me…”) / ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!! *** / #thepost #thejellyfishchroniclesASMR / #jollyfish #markthetime
(23:01): “The show right before #theholidayseason…” / “Do you speak it?” / Some #DecemberMetalBirthdays courtesy of #RussellsReflections / “48 hours of…” / #thefutureofmetal #wunderkind “His son’s a genius…” / ***PLEASE SEND GUM!!!*** #boxingdaybaby / #CaptainSmiley / #theprinceofdarkness / “Bigger than Ozzy?” / #theoriginaloriginal #blackalbum / #RussellsRIPsASMR
(26:44): #TheDocket: SANTA’S GRAB SACK (AND/OR SANTA’S SCROTE!) / The #NewMetallica and a theory… / …and a #confirmation of said theory / #LuxAeterna #72Seasons and the upcoming tour / “That’s kind of a blessing in disguise…” / #FiveFingerFruitPunchASMR / “Have y’all seen the footage of the #Pantera shows?” / #Metallica LUX AETERNA #classicMetallica (and hints of #NWOBHM) / The evolution of James’ voice from #AJFA forward / “The #unangryMetallica” / #buildingtheperfectLoad
(34:36): “I had no idea that he did that…” / #preciousmucusASMR / “I can’t do that…” #eggnogASMR / #dontbethatguy GOD REST YE MERRY GENTLEMEN (#RJD #RonnieJamesDio and #TonyIommi) / #KingDiamond NO PRESENTS FOR CHRISTMAS (Seems like King was exercising deliberate #dyslexia on this one…) #tomandjerry #santa / #AceFrehley related news… / There’s ZERO context anymore… / #SpinalTap CHRISTMAS WITH THE DEVIL / #Halford (“Oh Holy Halfred?”) O HOLY NIGHT #notverymetalatfirst / #FEAR FUCK CHRISTMAS (it’s a #shawty) / “It’s just the children though…” / #omgseriously #socialmediainfluencer #vocalburnASMR / #funnychristmas / #HenryRollins #spokenwordASMR TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS (“This is long…”) / “We’re in the wrong #jeanwree for #ChristmasSongs”
(47:11): “I wonder if Pantera ever did a #christmassong?” / #TypeONegative RED WATER (CHRISTMAS MOURNING) / “I have a confession to make…” / #oldpeopleshit / #newsymptoms #covidASMR #asymptomaticASMR #onmicburpASMR / “Let’s don’t do that…” / #thrice #survivor #notcoviddeniers “That’s science…I think we’ve figured it all out…” / And now, the perfect way to fuck up everything #chumwater #wellneverhavefemalelisteners #blacklightchristmas #gothchristmas #blacklightseverywhere
(52:46): “Let’s close this out on a positive note…” / Gifts of music from Christmas past… / #ACDC #HighwayToHell WALK ALL OVER YOU (“This song is so heavy though…”) / “Best #gangvocals ever…” / Going #wayback to the late 70’s… #AceFrehley WIPED OUT (There’s got to be a #stonermetalversion of this…) / “I wiped…off the carpet…” / “Awww THERE it is!” #Seriously (“You missed the chorus part…”) / #KISSASMR / “He was my favorite when I was a kid…” / “Too many years…” / #redemption for what just happened / ***One of the first ever #compactdisc purchases evah!!!*** #Forbidden TWISTED INTO FORM “Now it’s eye for eye!” / Notable #DecemberMetalReleases #backshadowing #foreshadowing / ***MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!! #milkshake #cookiesandcream ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!!*** May Santa fill your stockings to capacity… / #untilthenext #thelastword #thatsthree ***GO CHECK OUT OUR #BUNKERPOONGIFTSHOPPE AT metalnerdery.com/merch and purchandise some merchandise / #outroreel #cherrychocolatemilk #itsnotaboner #itsajizzer #perse #squeaker
Thursday Dec 15, 2022
Thursday Dec 15, 2022
“What’s the biggest metal boner you think you ever got in your life?”
As much as it pains us to say it, it has only been extremely recently that we finally got some insight into the ROB DUKES ERA of EXODUS, and thank goodness we finally did, because we seriously had no clue as to the level of thrashtactical brutality we’d been missing!
Not only were the early 2000’s a renaissance for a multitude of classic thrash bands from the glorious days of yore, but the ROB DUKES era completely blew our hair back and made us extremely thankful for what is, without question, some of the fastest, angriest, and sickest EXODUS to have blessed the sacred genre of thrash during the first decade of this millennium.
Get ready to hear some of the most “bad-buttocks” thrash you’ve ever heard in your life, enjoy “a moment of metal bone” to help counteract our brief moment of college football nonsensicalness and prepare to have your faces melted off like “lady juice on a slug” as we pound down “the crack of alcohol” to get in the mood for you to JOIN US for the aural onslaught of EXODUS: THE ROB DUKES ERA.
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Show Notes:
(00:01): #peanutbutterASMR / “Aren’t crepes just fancy pancakes rolled into a joint?” / #theunscrewing #thankye #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #SkrewballPeanutButterWhiskey ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!***WARNING #listenerdiscretionisadvised*** / #markthetime for #peanutbutterballs / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #lowmids #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisodeASMR #buttonrub #WickedWeedBrewing #sixpointthreepercentABV #CoastalLove / #saltlife (what does it mean?) / “If you put a little lady juice on a slug…” / #theverdict #daydrinkingASMR (“I’d give that to my children…”) / #RussellsReflections regarding #Aquariums #TheChronicles and #bioluminescence / “That looks like an STD…” / #bonerpulse #jellyfish / #ScoobyFace
(08:38): “How about a little #KingGizzardAndTheLizardWizard #shittah?” / Here comes the #sportstalkASMR portion of the show… / “Oh by the way…” / “That’s the most smart thing I’ve ever said…” / “Who’s that ringtone for?” / WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHITTAH!!! / #KingGizzard PLANET B / “What does #hardinthepaint mean exactly?”/ ORGAN FARMER
(19:03): #TheDocket Rob Dukes Era EXODUS (Thanks to Darrell and/or Daryl for the recommendation!) / A brief summary of the #Exodus catalog and #RobDukes tenure with the band as frontman / #thirdshowenergy / Now we know and knowing is half the battle. / Shovel Headed Kill Machine (2005) / “It’s a big family of thrash…” / #killeropener RAZE “It’s a perfect #ExodusVoice” #itsveryfull / #allthecokelines “I’m sensing heavy…” DEATHAMPHETAMINE (“It’s almost like Slayer meets Exodus…”) #fuckyes #badassASMR
(28:40): The Atrocity Exhibition: Exhibit A (2007) / #Shoutout to #MySpace / “Don’t you think farts are dead air?”/ A lot of progressive length songs / “There’s a lot of length and a lot of girth” / RIOT ACT & FUNERAL HYMN #allthecokelines #1989ASMR / “Everything still sounds like Exodus…” / “I kinda feel guilty for not knowing this…”
(36:49): Let There Be Blood (2008) is BONDED BY BLOOD but with #modernproductionquality / “If you could go back and re-record a classic thrash album with an updated mix…if you could only pick one…which one would you pick?” / “I don’t think you could make that one any better…” / BONDED BY BLOOD (#RobDukesASMR) #softintro and #tuneddown vs BONDED BY BLOOD (#PaulBaloffASMR) #standardpitch #perfectlytimedonmicburp / “Oh my God, I’m freaking out, seriously…” / Comparing the original version of “Aggressive Perfector” to the #ReignInBloodReRecordedVersion / “Comedy is all about addressing your fears…” / “They’ll clean the bones…” / PIRANHA (Dukes version) vs PIRANHA (Baloff version) / “I shouldn’t say it…” / #cocainewater
(48:57): Exhibit B: The Human Condition (2010) / “What’s the biggest #metalboner you think you ever got in your life?” / “And now, a moment of #metalbone” / Reflecting back on the #Pantera and #WhiteZombie show at #TheInternationalBallroom / #killeropener THE BALLAD OF LEONARD AND CHARLES #softintro “Nothing but coke lines…” #goodcall / “Let’s go back and look at the #cokelineinventory” / #bolth / “Girth, brother…girth” / #beep BURN, HOLLYWOOD, BURN #antiKardashianASMR / #theblackdog / #MCTentacleChoice GOOD RIDDANCE (“I sense quickness…”) / #badbuttocks / Thank you Darrell (and Daryl) for the recommendation! / #RobDukesEra ***It’s the Metal Nerdery Stoner Barbershop Quartet*** THANK YOU ALL FOR JOINING US!!! / ***Please visit the #BunkerpoonGiftShoppe and purchandise some merchandise at metalnerdery.com/merch / #outroreel #untilthenext #longlivemetalnerdery #hehahuh
Thursday Dec 08, 2022
Thursday Dec 08, 2022
“The perfect is the enemy of the good” - Voltaire
In a world infested and subjugated by the tediously mediocre, all we can ever strive for in this life is to do the BEST we possibly can (even if our best is not perfect.)
Having said that, we’ve decided to embrace “the enemy of the good” by BUILDING THE PERFECT THRASH ALBUM. We each came into the Bunkerpoon with our top 12 favorite thrash tunes and constructed (what we believed to be) the perfect collection of perfect thrash songs for the perfect thrash album.
Prepare to comprehend the transformative power of ASMR while wrapping your mind around a matching upstairs and downstairs that’s bound to enhance the soundtrack of coitus “around the corner” as you JOIN US for a brand-new series that’s “nothing but bone” as we embark on our first installment of BUILDING THE PERFECT THRASH ALBUM.
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Show Notes:
(00:01): “Got yer ears on?” / #carefulwiththataxeeugene / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised*** / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #liverjuiceASMR / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #StillFireBrewing #HailToStillFire #GloryHaze #sixpointninepercentABV / #nospringsteen #thebossofnoone / #killeralbumcover #losttheirnuts #SuwaneeGA #ReadingsByRussellASMR #explosion #surpriseanddelight #thatsamouthful / “Not overly green; solid IPA” / #daydrinkingbeerfoundationASMR #straightweed / #novoicemails #noshittah / ***Some You-Tube links are #suspicious #suspectedviruses…so always open those links on someone else’s computer (just to be safe)*** / #MyFirstStandupSpecial and my #punchupsidehustle / “It’s MY computer…” / #affirmations / ***Apologies and condolences for all of the #twanglification from #TheChronicles*** / #IllBill #PeaceSells (***Ummm…go check it out, and definitely #readthoselyrics! It’s not at all metal from a musical perspective, but the lyrics are nothing but #classicthrashlove and so for that, we thank Ill Bill…and #Hail! ***) / #tangentionalalityASMR / “What are you talking about?”
(8:08): An #email from Tony / “A chockful #docketofdocketness…” / #breakfastsausageASMR / #RobDukesEraExodus #episode #comingsoon wherever you get your #podcastery!!! / ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182*** / #taketwo #yeahhh / #novocalflaccidity #gettheboneup / “This episode’s nothing BUT bone!” / BUILDING THE PERFECT: THRASH BONE (THE PERFECT THRASH ALBUM)!!! / #buildingtheperfectloadASMR / ***Here’s the conditions of this episode…*** / “The ‘perfect’ thrash album/compilation/record” / The new #MetalNerderyPodcastLabel will be #BunkerpoonStudiosProductions / “Faith greater than a mustard seed…”
(13:25): “What are we gonna call this album?” / #bunkerpoonstudiospresents / #acronyms / #killeropener #TrackOne (“Waffling?”) / “…a little more immediate…” / #howdareyou (***Go check out #TheRibLounge whenever you’re down on #COTLODBLVD***) #Testament C.O.T.L.O.D. #badassopener (#nopeonmicburp) / #StormtroopersOfDeath MARCH OF THE S.O.D. “I play this before sex…” / #bouncybone #HeadbangersBallASMR / #Slayer ANGEL OF DEATH (because why the fuck would it NOT be on this album!?) #nevergetsold / “We’re trying to keep things fair… / #TrackTwo (“How much #thrashness can you have in one place?”) / #weirdvoices / “It’s on a 500 quadrillion terabyte tower…” / “A short hair?” / #Slayer LIVE UNDEAD (aka #thesoundofcalgon) #newpodcastASMR #FuckingSlayerNerdery / #Kreator TERRIBLE CERTAINTY / “Holy shit! That’s super offensive…” / ***Who remembers the old #GeorgiaTechRadio #WREKage metal show? *** / The true sign of 80’s thrash… #polyps
(25:22): #Forbidden FORSAKEN AT THE GATES (***we cannot stress enough just how many episodes are automatically tangentionally related to this specific podcast episode, but if you dig ANY of these bands, we strongly suggest you check out the ridiculousness in all episodes noted in the appendix (there’s a BUNCH!) and also go buy their #shittah *** / #TrackThree #Pantera DRAG THE WATERS / #BobRossIsASMR #notontheboat (***HAIL and congrats to the mighty Pantera for destroying in the early shows!!!***) / #PhilAnselmoASMR #AwwwManASMR #VocalBurnASMR (“Analogies bro, that’s how I work…” / #TrackFour (“I’ll just note that you noted it…”) / Track Four historically always has to have a #softintro / #groovebeforegroove and some comments regarding “Roots Bloody Roots” / “I’ll never have bone like that ever again…” / #aroundthecorner / #standardthrashformat / #Sepultura BENEATH THE REMAINS #tribalASMR / “Just a hair…a #micropube” / “It’s the same downstairs as it is upstairs…” / #Slayer FLESH STORM (The word is “precision”) / “I wonder what his sex voice is like?” / #TrackFive of #BuildingThePerfectThrashAlbum (and a perfect impression of #TheAccused) ***Tracking the results so far*** / #TheAccused POUNDING NAILS (INTO THE LID OF YOUR COFFIN) #boom
(42:30): #TrackSix (If you’re following along on #cassettetape, this would likely be the #killercloser of #sideone) / #Exodus DERANGED (and the sound of #vomitcuisineASMR) “Life’s kinda getting’ outta control…” / #coviddenierASMR (“That’s where that comes from…”) #loreofyore / #TrackSeven (#killeropenersidetwo) / #Pantera THE ART OF SHREDDING (***Go see them on tour! NOTE: By the publishing of this episode, Pantera have already played some shows, and by all accounts, they are currently crushing it!!!***) / #Death LEPROSY (“I see what you did there…”) #excellentchoice / #RigorMortis FOAMING AT THE MOUTH (Russell was likely referring to our #obscurethrash episode) / The word you’re looking for is #cyclops, but #unieye also works (especially if you have a #unibrow)
(56:40): #TrackEight (“This is the audio equivalent of a multitude of delicious side dishes…”) / #SOD SERGEANT D (and a great #remixidea) / #COC #CorrosionOfConformity (“I’ll do that in post.”) / #backmaskingASMR / DAMNED FOR ALL TIME (“Let me have ‘All the Balls’ for $1000, Alex”) / #yeahyeah #excellentchoice / A moment of realization / #TrackNine (I’d love a to-go plate of #macandcheese) #Overkill SHRED #EastCoastThrash #goodness / #Slayer EPIDEMIC (***Let’s be honest; literally ANY Slayer song can and should be included!!!***) #sciencemath is more confusing than either #science or #math
(1:07:20): #TrackTen #Anthrax IMITATION OF LIFE #futureepisodeideas #theblackdog (I believe that’s the WRONG one!!!) / “Buckle up, children!!!” / #Megadeth HOLY WARS…THE PUNISHMENT DUE #overtimetentacles / “This fucking part…” / “What would be their #BlackAlbum? If you had to pick one?” / Reflections regarding writers / #TrackEleven #Eleventy (not sure we played #numbereleven) / #TrackTwelve #killercloser (“What better closer?”) #whatsthatnoiseASMR / #Forbidden CHALICE OF BLOOD #cantbeloudenough / “If I was rich…”/ “If you think about it…” / #Metallica DAMAGE INC. “That’s what she said…” #DamageIncASMR / #SOD #StormtroopersOfDeath KILL YOURSELF / “We basically just produced a #thrashboxset” / #BuildingThePerfectASMR #VolumeOne / “Either is less pretentious than eyether” / We’re gonna be #buildingtheperfectstoneralbum soon… / ***A note regarding a not overtly metal band but an intriguing and fascinating band to check out nonetheless: #KingGizzardAndTheLizardWizard*** / ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US FOR THE FIRST EVER ‘BUILDING THE PERFECT’ EPISODE / ***Go check out the #UndergroundBunkerPoonGiftShoppe at metalnerdery.com/merch *** / #untilthenext #outroreel #bloopers #someoldstuff #hehahuh
Thursday Dec 01, 2022
Thursday Dec 01, 2022
“Why don’t you think for yourself?”
NUCLEAR ASSAULT, the crossover thrash titans hailing from NYC featuring the aggro bass thunder of Dan Lilker (formerly of Anthrax and S.O.D.) alongside the punishing riffs & brutal lyrical commentary of John Connelly, graced metal with an uncompromising attitude and visceral urgency that combines old-school thrash themes with New York hardcore aggression, resulting in an East Coast crossover thrash sound so desperately needed (and welcomed) during the late 80’s and early 90’s.
It’s time to partake of some “far beyond decently” recorded thrash greatness while deciding whether to style your downstairs into “braids, cornrows, or ‘fros” as you bear witness to a brilliantly executed “Black Album Reference” regarding “the prior episode(s)” and JOIN US for a well-deserved INSIDE THE METAL memorial dedication to the “wall of sound” that is NUCLEAR ASSAULT.
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(00:01): “Now it’s a party…” #airhornASMR #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #SinEater / Some side notes regarding #akkadakka / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised***/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #liverjuice , a few #BobRossRocks and a perfect segue into #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #StillFireBrewing #MidnightVoyage (Cool album cover…) #buttonrubASMR / #sevenpointninepercentABV #stout without the usual aftertaste #wellwrittendescriptionASMR / “It reminds me of when I was married…”
(04:26): #thevoicemailsegment ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** The return of The Post and some feedback regarding #TheMushroomChronicles as well as a perfectly executed #wellplayed #BlackAlbumReference / “I felt a little dirty after that…” / There’s no #thrashflaccidity here… #wevenotgonesoft #wearegettinghardagain / Some excellent book recommendations, especially if you’re a fan of #KISS / “The make up and the show and the fire and the blood…” / Rock & Metal #autobios are some of the most captivating reads ever! ***What’s YOUR favorite Rock and/or Metal autobiography? *** “Is listening to a book on tape technically still reading?” / Rock & Metal #autobiographies / The book in question is Runnin’ with the Devil: A Backstage Pass to the Wild Times, Loud Rock, and the Down and Dirty Truth Behind the Making of Van Halen (Noel Monk and Joe Layden) / “There’s still time, man…” / #itsnevertoolate / #FledglingVaginas with special guests: #AssTrash/ ***WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!!*** send it to us via IG or FB or via email at metalnerdery@gmail.com / “This is from Bob…no band name provided in the email” INDOCTRINATE (NOTE: The band in question is actually #AngelusApatrida) / #farbeyonddecently
(14:53): #TheDocket NUCLEAR ASSAULT (R.I.P.) and some #tangentionalality to #bolth #StormtroopersOfDeath #SOD and #Anthrax / Co-found or Co-find? / A rather abbreviated (yet potent) body of work (quality over quantity) / The super-aggro Dan Lilker bass is what gives #NuclearAssault an extra edge / #prettytypicalgross / #hehim and the vocal stylings & riffage of John Connelly/ “It sounds like #Testament used to come through town in the 80’s like #Pantera did in the 90’s”
(20:44); “Game Over” (1986) #cokelinesaplenty SIN (“Its like this, but completely different”) / BETRAYAL (Now THAT is an #oldschoolthrash riff!!!). / Very bass centric / “Somebody’s #vibrator is going off…” /
(24:07): “Survive” (1988) BRAINWASHED #readthoselyrics / “There’s definitely an injection of balls in the mix department…” / #analogymadnessASMR / F# (that’s F Sharp, not F Hashtag, btw) / GOOD TIMES BAD TIMES (#LedZeppelin) / “I do what I can…my ass does the rest…” #markthetime
(28:50): “Handle With Care” (1989) / “Hamburgers are nothing more than #flatearthmeatballs…” / NEW SONG #killeropener #aggrothrash / WHEN FREEDOM DIES & CRITICAL MASS (***definitely go check out the #musicvideo and #readthoselyrics***) #FollowMe / #aggrobass / A quick analysis of John Connelly’s voice / F Natural (or F*) WAKE UP / “A massive boner of sound” (#wallofaggro)
(35:56): “Out of Order” (1991) / “Never got the whole #Nirvana thing…” / “You never ‘kill’ #themetal…”/ SIGN IN BLOOD (kinda “Hit the Lights” -ish at the intro) / PREACHING TO THE DEAF (Definitely sounds like early 90’s thrash)
(41:28): “Something Wicked” (1993) SOMETHING WICKED #allthecokelines #killeropener / “maybe that was their ‘Pre-Load’…” / CHAOS (definitely slower and groovier) / “Hints of the dude from #MollyHatchet…”
(46:11): “Third World Genocide” (2005) / “Sometimes we learn things too…” / #killeropener #titlay THIRD WORLD GENOCIDE / “Braids, cornrows or a butthole fro?” / PRICE OF FREEDOM (“It’s still better than #Poison”) / “I’m not against that…” / Push past your #comfortzone and embrace new things / #futureepisodeideas / Tales from the #triptapes / LONG HAIRED ASSHOLE ( that sound is either a #jewsharp or a #jawharp) / “PCP seems like a #conspiracytheory” / #QuaaludeChronicles / “I guess Ludes were too good…”/ #untilthenext ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!!*** #thelastword / ***PLEASE SUPPORT METAL NERDERY PODCAST AND VISIT THE UNDERGROUND BUNKERPOON GIFT SHOPPE AND PURCHANDISE SOME MERCHANDISE FROM metalnerdery.com/merch / #outroreel
Thursday Nov 24, 2022
Thursday Nov 24, 2022
“What do you wanna do with your life?”
For everyone still trying to recover from “the prior episode” we understand you’ve endured a lot and assure you that it’s about to get even more surreal. Think of THE CHRONICLES: Part II as a 2-part episode embedded within the second half of The Chronicles, like appetizers before the main course or, using a more apropos food analogy, a “Turducken” of Metal if you will.
For starters, it’s back to 1983 for a tasting of early metal compiled by Brian Slagel and Metal Blade Records for METAL MASSACRE III including (and of utmost importance) Slayer, as well as a veritable plethora of other bands who gave us a glimpse of the future of 80’s metal that was yet to be born.
Then for the main course, we indulged in a generous cornucopia of 80’s HAIR METAL music videos that we enjoyed as youngsters coming of age during the bygone days of yore when Music Television was still a new concept and five bucks in quarters bought an entire day of bliss at the video arcade.
Prepare to embrace 80’s metal Zen through enlightened states of twanglification, be sure to keep your “Fast Times” and “Karate Kid” cast members straight, and then “touch hands” and start “motoring” because it’s time to get “sideways” and give thanks as you JOIN US for a heavy metal double header on this, the exciting conclusion of our trip through THE CHRONICLES.
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(00:01): “I felt a little weird earlier…” / Can you believe we actually made it through a #KISS episode on THIS show? / The word is #pica / “This is the next one…” / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #SinEater / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** WARNING #listenerdiscretionisadvised / Shroom Chronicles Part II: The Peak / #Selfabuse from #theblackdog / Positivity at the Hetfield house #ReverendHetfield and #positiveaffirmations (and #ReverendBon) #imstillgonnasayit / “#Powerage is the perfect #inbetweenalbum / #slowadultDamone #arresteddevelopmentDamone and “knowing the difference” / “I think she gave #greathead in #TheKarateKid…” / “You can’t even let people know you have those thoughts…” #ifeelworse / #shesstillhot / #bossbitch vs #bossasshole / #relaxerlatebloomerASMR #cricketsASMR #WelcomeToTheMattShow / #greasygrin aka #permagrin
(12:21): #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode (and #RussellsReflectionsASMR) #elevenpercentalcoholABV #NewHollandBrewingCompany #DragonsMilk #youguysarefuckedASMR #brewerering #alottaauras #badprobrem / “C’mere, #Dragontits!” / “We can do a combo…” / The #predocket #Docket: #MetalBladeRecords #MetalMassacre Metal Massacre III AND Various Hair Metal Selections #thepriorepisode #herestherules / “#Thegreatestfarts” and “a deck of cards” / ***CHECK US OUT ON THE SOCIALS, SEND US AN EMAIL AT METALNERDERY@GMAIL.COM AND IF YOU REALLY WANNA TELL US HOW YOU FEEL YOU CAN FEEL TOLL FREE TO LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** #yeahhhh
(18:58): “There’s gonna be a LOT of reaching…” #markthetime / The Chronicles Part II /Side A: The Psilo: Metal Massacre III / (Put on your #1983 hat for this…) / #Slayer #nottheReignInBloodVersion AGGRESSIVE PERFECTOR #killeropener / “What was the evillest thing you’d heard from ’83?” / #BlackSabbath (From Born Again) STONEHENGE #creepyASMR #OMGASMR #IDKItsASMR (This is NOT on #MetalMassacreThree) #PinkSabbath TRASHED (#DeepSabbath or #BlackPurple) and thoughts on “Pyromania” (the album) #FisherTexMexTrailMix #foodnoiseASMR / #Bitch (back to #MMIII) RIDING IN THUNDER #metalPatBenatar / #Tyrant ARMAGEDDON #KingDiamondish and/or #MercyfulFateish (Think Cronos meets King Diamond) / “It was shoved in there…” / #VenomMeetsKingDiamond / “The word is #genre” / #ComboMegaMixASMR (including a touch of DISTURBING THE PRIEST)
(37:30): #Medusa PIRANHAS (NOTE: keep in mind that a lot of these were likely from #demotapes back in the day…young bands sending in their #shittah to try and get signed to the mighty #MetalBladeRecords) #earlymetal / #faceyourfears #piranhagloryhole and a #rimshot to boot / ***“Is #GunsNRoses considered #hairmetal?”*** / *Moments with #MrUnicorn* / More #RussellsReflections and the fall of hair metal / #GNR #LiveAtTheRitz/ #onmicburpASMR / “I guess we can all be #timelords now”/ #TestPattern BITE THE KNIFE / “#YngwieMalmsteen IS #DungeonHairMetal” / #BlackWidow BLITZKRIEG / “Dragons shouldn’t be allowed to have tits…” / “How many riffs can YOU cram into a single song!?” / “Is it Poem or Pome?” #exhaustingoffputtingandirresponsibleASMR
(53:38): #Warlord MRS. VICTORIA (King Diamond meets Styx) / “Lets all go the way…” / #VirginSteele LET’S GO ALL THE WAY (“It’s like a weird Foghat…”) / #Sexist FIRE AND WIND / “I’m makin’ shit up…” / #GNRTangentionalASMR / “You have to mine for art…” / ***INTERMISSION*** / “It feels so good to empty your balls…” #itscalledscience / #theloudestfartintheworld / “I like that you used ‘thunderous’…” / #waitforit / Making up fancy, big words… #bifurcateASMR / #Znowhite HELL BENT (See also #CycloneTemple) / #Marauder THE KID #cowbellASMR / NOTE: Mr. Unicorn is actually #theblackdog / #LaMort FIST AND CHAIN #killercloser #MotleyMetal / “We needed a palette cleanser in between #KISS and #HairMetal…”
(1:09:25): The Chronicles Part II / Side B: The Cybin: 80’s HAIR METAL / ***“Where (and with whom) did hair metal begin?”*** / Early predecessors of hair metal / #thirdshowenergy / “Assless is the word you’re looking for…” / #asslesschapsASMR / #Whitesnake SLOW AN’ EASY (Fun Fact: Whitesnake is directly tangentional to #DeepPurple) / “It’s how female roast beef should be handled…”/ #musicvideoASMR (put your #1984 hat on) / “Growing like a soft boner…”/ #leatherballs #MCTentacleChoice #NightRanger SISTER CHRISTIAN (*technically, this is WAY worse than KISS*) / “We are way too wasted for this…” / #NOThairmetalASMR / #AldoNova FANTASY (Refer to #thepriorepisode) “All he’s missing is the #glovesofshame” (Put on your 1981 hat for this one…) / #Autograph TURN UP THE RADIO (back to 1984…we’re doing the #musicvideoversions of these songs). / #Ratt ROUND AND ROUND (more goodness from 1984) #guitarsoloASMR
(1:28:26): “When I was a kid, I loved this band…” / #Cinderella NOBODY’S FOOL (actually, not New York: but Philadelphia) from 1986 / #Warrant UNCLE TOM’S CABIN (1990) and the justification for liking it / #StrongerThanBalls #FarBeyondBalls / The 2nd #SkidRow album in 1991 SLAVE TO THE GRIND (NOTE: Skid Row and the mighty #Pantera actually toured together on this album)
(1:37:38): The true beginning of hairmetal: #MotleyCrue LIVE WIRE (1981) #myhonk and the downfall of the mighty Motley / “So where is it, Jimmy?” / Ummm…what? / SMOKIN’ IN THE BOYS ROOM (1985) ***LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / “On some level, they ALL talk like that…” / From 1984… “What do you wanna do with your life!?” #TwistedSister I WANNA ROCK (definitely peep the video) #officialmusicvideo / #QuietRiot (1983) #killeropener METAL HEALTH (The Marshall full-stack of metal voices…)
(1:49:47): #Accept BALLS TO THE WALL (1983) #NotHairMetalASMR / The definition of hair metal vs glam metal vs just metal (there’s a very specific look and sound to #hairmetal) #GreatWyattShue / “That was NOT soft!” #markthetime / #YngwieMalmsteen TRILOGY SUITE OP: 5 (1986: Three headed dragons and the master of neoclassical #DungeonHairMetal) / The middle acoustic part of this song is insane! / “Here’s where it gets better…” / #MCTentacleChoice #hairmetalclassic “That’s their Load…” / #verticalnothorizontal / #DefLeppard #allbonedup (“You know how it is…when you get #songbone”) STAGEFRIGHT (1983) “I said welcome to my show!” / The Bob Rock of the 80’s… / “Dude would you ever marinate somebody?” / ***What is the #greatesthairmetalsong ever!?*** / “Step inside, walk this way…” #thevideoversion POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME #jumptheshark / #Warrant CHERRY PIE #recordscratchASMR / #hairmetalmindrapeASMR #untilthenext / ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US FOR THIS, THE COMPELLING CONCLUSION TO THE CHRONICLES!!!*** / Go check out our vast selection of items at our #BunkerPoonGiftShoppe which can be found at metalnerdery.com/merch / #longoutroreel #chroniclesoutro #theend #fromthebeginning