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Thursday Aug 17, 2023
Thursday Aug 17, 2023
“Let it ring out…okay turn it off now…”
Way back “during the late 1900’s” (1998 to be precise), METALLICA released an updated volume of various cover songs by various artists of their youth via GARAGE INC., a 2-disc set (that’s compact disc, btw: those were still pretty popular “during the late 1900’s”) including one disc of brand new cover tunes and one disc including the original $5.98 EP: Garage Days Re-Revisited, along with a various assortment of B-sides, one-offs, and previously unreleased material from throughout their career.
Get ready to hear what happens when A. Listener engages A.I., discover “a rare Lars guitar solo” that we previously missed, and find out how long it takes to become “completely annoying” (apparently, it’s not as long as we’d thought). It’s time to know what happens whenever you sip water “with a bone in it” and prepare to be “blinded by the YEAH!” as you witness the power of the “secret missile” and JOIN US for the 2-record set that redeemed METALLICA for The Loads as we dive into GARAGE INC.
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Show Notes:
(00:01): “…AND there it is…” / #lettuce #gettuce some #alcoholicbeverages / #newkindacoffee / “He’s unscrewing with us…” / #cheersfellas #outwiththebad / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “I want #icecream made out of that…” / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE #METALNERDERYPODCAST #ADVENTURE *** / #multipletitles / “Let’s get into this before it gets ‘room temp’…” / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #GummyBandit #greenapplesour #StillFireBrewing #GuardiansAlbumCover (“You’ve gotta read all the stuff…”) / Do it, Russell…do them shits!!! (“that’s got a good pop…”) / #surprisinglytolerable (“Just before…”) / Dude, Russ, THANK YOU for minimizing your selection of sours…my #tastebuds thank you! / “A lot of tits & tang…” / #ActsofGod #weatherproblems / (“Six or seven…all plugged into one #powerstrip…”) / “Way back…in the #1900s …” / “No dad, that movie is a hundred and TWENTY years old!” / #approximations #happyanniversary to the mighty and powerful #Metallica #TheBlackAlbum #thirtytwoyearanniversary / Upcoming concerts… / “It’s like playing #Beth at the very end…” / #offmicburp (“there was no chunks in that…relax…it was smooth.”) / “Gee, thanks for letting us know…WE could have gone…” / “He’s pretty gawddang close” / #hepoundswithpower / #behindthefourthwall / #TheDocket / #GotHim / #ItsBeenAWhile / ***You can email us at metalnerdery@gmail.com or check us out on the socials at #InstaTits and #InstaVag and #InstaBook and #FaceGram at #MetalNerderyPodcast and you can GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** #VoicemailSegment #TripSix #Yeah (#cockedup #brilliant) / “See you next Tuesday thing…” / #RussellsRemix #RussellsWarning #Trip6 / The beauty of #artificialintelligence (“How high do you gotta be?”) / #Extensively #threepointseveneightninefive / “At least you’ve got something to talk about…” / #officialissue
(14:14): “I tell you what we’ll talk about…” : METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: METALLICA AND GARAGE INC. (1998) / The upgrades and additions from #1987 #GarageDaysReRevisited / B-sides and bonus tracks / “Stone crowed crazy…” / “I think that was his first band…” / “Alright, this sort of makes up for #TheLoads …” / “I can tell you this, it was never #96Rock…” / “Isn’t it supposed to be the same number?” / #dreadlockpower (“I don’t wanna be a mean asshole…”) / “That’s like the #worstsongever”/ #shudderingnoises #sighsofregret (“I wonder if #Metallica would ever cover…”) / Don’t fuck with the penguins… / “Stay away from the #icewall…” / #FallingOffTheEdgeOfTheWorld / #thetruestory #DinsosaurPingPong
(21:01): ***GO CHECK OUT OUR GARAGE DAYS ALBUM/EP DIVE EPISODE!!!*** / #consolidated / “This was almost…a sigh of relief…” / #balls / November 1998 / “Okay, they got their balls back.” / “This is when they gave radio a couple more songs to play…” / “Just leave that one alone…” / FREE SPEECH FOR THE DUMB (#Discharge) #discone #songone #trackone (“that crunch is just nasty…”) / #guitarsolobylars (“That’s how it #identifies”) / #onemore / #freefuckinspeech / “It was Kirk Hammett mocking Lars Ulrich playing a guitar solo…” / IT’S ELECTRIC (#DiamondHead) #cantbeloudenough / #bassASMR (“I almost thought I heard a touch of #autotune”) / “I’ve got all the room in the world now…” / “Literally & figuratively…” / SABBRA CADABRA (A NATIONAL ACROBAT) (#BlackSabbath) #yeah (“Here it is…”) / “I like how they did it…” / “Yeah? Right then.” / “Especially the bass…” / #unbelievablyhuge #mylastwords (“that’s pretty stupid…”) / “Just give it like one second…” / TURN THE PAGE #thereyougo (“You know it, WE know it!”)
(33:08): DIE DIE MY DARLING (#Misfits #beepingtempoASMR) / “It has the energy of the original #GarageDaysEP…” / #JimBreuer and #Metallica #MTVIcons / #metalforchildren / LOVERMAN (#NickCaveAndTheBadSeeds) / #thankyouforyourparticipation / “Yeah…” / “You’ve got a M.F. song…” / #ThereIRuinedIt #PulpFiction / “We’ve gotta jump around on this next one…” / MERCYFUL FATE MEDLEY (#MercyfulFate) / “You can peen the poon but you can only peen it so much…” /“They have a gift for #medleys …”
(43:43): “There’s #twoversionsoftheoriginal …” / “There’s more than just reapers and zillas…” / ASTRONOMY (#BlueOysterCult) / “Check out #SecretTreaties and #Imaginos by #BOC…” / WHISKEY IN THE JAR(0) / “That’s how most hits start…” / #100percentwokefreebeer (Budweiser is “suffering”…) / The whole #BudLightBacklashBackstory / #Americana (“If you think about it…”) / “She made it…” / “In this day and age, you have to say which side you’re on…” / #silentbutviolent #snoutraped / “Doesn’t it seem wrong…?” / #transams and S’s / “Don’t let P’s be part of the club…”
(51:57): TUESDAY’S GONE (#LynyrdSkynyrd) / “I immediately think of “Dazed & Confused”, the movie…” / #DazedAndConfused / THE MORE I SEE (#Discharge) / “I think it’s kinda juicy…it’s not as crispy…” / #hotwings #HotOnes (“I want wings…”) / “They sound crispy AF…” / The trick to #crispywings (“Like a glaze…”) / “I like to rub ‘em…” / ***Go check out our $5.98 EP: Garage Days Re-Revisited episode!*** / #bsidesandoneoffs / “I’ve got a lot of edits to do…” / Disc 2: BREADFAN (#Budgie) / “You can tell…” / THE PRINCE (#DiamondHead) #perfectlytimedburp (“That’s BASS!!!”) / CRASH COURSE IN BRAIN SURGERY #Budgie (“That’s such a good mix…”)
(1:03:21): STONE COLD CRAZY (#Queen) / “Did y’all know…” / “That water had a bone in it…” / #chokingonsalivaASMR / SO WHAT? (#AntiNowhereLeague) / “Good gang vocals…” / “She’s got a mouth on her…” / “Well I guess they could…” / #RussellsRealizations/ “There might be a dude…” / KILLING TIME (#SweetSavage) / The measure of artistry / #LemmysBirthdayASMR #itsfine OVERKILL (#Motorhead) / “Shut up…or #Shoff?” / “Rocketing my way down…” / #bottom / “It’s not MY fault…” / #echochamberASMR / “That’s a great call…” STONE DEAD FOREVER (“That’s fair…”) / “Let it ring out…okay turn it off now…” / “Based on the lyrics I was reading…” / From absolutely out of nowhere, a #NightRanger reference that Russell managed to work into the conversation / “Six Flags?” / “Keep on diggin’…” / “Alright, real quick…” THE WAIT (#KillingJoke) #bigly (“It’s #tremendous…”) / ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US FOR THIS EPISODE OF METAL NERDERY!!!*** / ***HEAD DOWN TO THE BUNKERPOON GIFT SHOPPE AT metalnerdery.com/merch to pick up YOUR #MetalNerderyMerch / #outroreel #secretmissle / #yeahsauce
Thursday Aug 10, 2023
Thursday Aug 10, 2023
It’s always a treat to talk about “hometown” metal, especially when it’s one of the heaviest, most modern, progressive metal bands in the entire genre. Actually, to call them “prog” might be a bit misleading, although “progressive” is certainly an apropos descriptor for the shared artistic odyssey which Brann Dailor, Brent Hinds, Bill Kelliher, and Troy Sanders (collectively known as MASTODON) had embarked upon more than 20 years ago and are still going strong with no sign of stopping any time soon.
Perhaps the more accurate description of MASTODON is “Atlanta’s own shamans of megalithic, caveman powered, super technical, stoner sludge prog metal” (and any other applicable subgenres we might’ve missed).
It's time to get “in the loop” and fully comprehend the best way NOT to drive down Blood Mountain to minimize vehicular induced toddler vomitus whilst mentally preparing to welcome “B.G.” to the “T&T Main Stage” as we do our best to “MRFA” while screaming excerpts from “Brave Tales of Taintler” into the “echo chamber” as you JOIN US for the “pure girth” of MASTODON Inside The Metal (ATL-Edition), Chapter 1: The Aughts (2000-2009).
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(00:01): “He just pushed that button, man…” / #AlphaDamnRetta / #ColaMoonshine #sameproof (“The uncorking…”) / The true definition of #highball / “All drawed up…” / #uhoh / #callofdutyshoutout #impressionsASMR / #HerbertASMR (“Was it YOU!?”) / “WHOA!!!” / “The abbreviated version…” / “…it still means the same thing.” / #letsdothis #outwiththebad ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** #verysubtle #citygate #colamoonshine (“Expeckin’…”) / #aftertaste / “…the narcotics of candy…”/ #bringbacktheoriginaloriginalformulaofcocacola / #kolanuts (#powerfulnuts) / “BEST ENERGY DRINK EVER!!!” / “Experience…International…” #BulgariaASMR (Umm, WHAT?) / “That’s gonna be my theme music…in my mind…” / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / #TerrapinBeerCompany #AthensGeorgia #NationalChampionship #SportsDogWords / #UpHighIPA #HaHa #CitriHoppedIPA (“Sit and wonder at the AWE…”) / “And the verdict…” / #colderisbetter / “This is gonna sound personal…” / #downthereechoASMR / “It’s almost too much fun…” #specialladyfriend (“She’s actually kinda cool…”) / #NoNickelbackHate #NoJasonAldeanHate / “I think that would be my thing…” / “Maybe not…that’s the reality…” / #halfacenturyofmetal #OzzyOsbourne / Shoutout to #CreedenceClearwaterRevival #CCR #TheCreedence / #RussellsReflectionsASMR / “How perfect was that?” / “The dementia is not that bad…” / #ZZTopDocumentary #Netflix / “Hint…the irony…” / #bathingsuits #drunks (“Actually, the drunks are usually the best audience…if they’re on your side.”) / “Last week…” / ***If you’d like to send us YOUR SHIT-TAH, your MUSIC-AH…send it to us and we will play it on a future episode!!!*** #emailus at metalnerdery@gmail.com #instagram #facebook (“This is who we are!”) / #thejingle #No / ***IF YOU’D LIKE TO GIVE US A CALL YOU CAN DO SO USING YOUR TELEPHONIC DEVICE BY DIALIING 980-666-8182!!!*** / #bravetalesoftaintler (“Oh it’s not gonna be a #childrensbook…”) / #MRFA #makereadingfunagain / “The guy who looks like Thor…” / #publishedauthor (“You used the word #patina, that’s like a $20 word.”) / “What the fuck is that?” / “She’s gotta get it warm…” / #markthetime
(23:10): “Far, FAR overdue…” / #atlantametal METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: MASTODON – INSIDE THE METAL (CHAPTER 1: THE AUGHTS (2000-2009) / “What the fuck is that?” / #loopy / The first and earliest knowledge of #Mastodon as one of the most powerful forces in #progressivemetal / #TodayIsTheDay (#PreMastodonASMR) IN THE EYES OF GOD (“Let’s give it the #30secondchallenge”) / “Have you seen those guys from Alpharetta?” / Call Of The Mastodon (2006) / 2001 via 2006 (***see also #LifesbloodEP *** / SHADOWS THAT MOVE / “Here’s a question…” / #stumpfuckinASMR (“Pure girth…”) / SLICK LEG / “Pretty much all of ‘em have all of ‘em…”
(34:12): Remission (2002) / “The very beginning…” / CRUSHER DESTROYER #thefirstnewalbum (“Bring on the #ballrockin”) / “There are different #SoundsOfMastodon …” / MOTHER PUNCHER #ballsASMR (“They sound like their band name…”) / #cavemanmetal (“Very primal…”) / Shoutout to the #GameOfThrones reference / Leviathan (2004) #specialguestvocalist #Clutch #NeilFallon BLOOD AND THUNDER #cantbeloudenough (“Ohhhh yeah maybe…”) #StAngerTour / “You know it’s a ginormous MEGA shark!” / #MEGASMR / “You’d hit it…you know you would…” / #inappropriaterecollectionsASMR / MEGALADON (#musictrivia) #yeehaw #namethatriff (“Nope!”) / “I’m gonna pretend you’re…”
(47:11):” Don’t care…it could be #friedcatasshole” / Blood Mountain (2006) / “Betcha have…” / “Is it haunted?” / #RussellsReflectionsASMR #parenthoodmomentsASMR #vomitfactory / “I wasn’t thinking about it…” / #followupquestion (“It was a #learningmoment…”) / ***INTERMISSION*** / “We can pause it…” / “And…we’re back.” / #Impressions and #GhostBusters (“That’s gonna be the name of my strip club… #titsandtang #bonergarage) #killeropener THE WOLF IS LOOSE (“a little more refined…”) SLEEPING GIANT (“I like it when he sings…”) / #fuzzybass / CIRCLE OF CYSQUATCH (“Try this…”) / #readthoselyrics #howmanyriffs / “I really like that…” / “It’s a lot…” / BLADECATCHER #singalongASMR / COLONY OF BIRCHMAN “…has the #cokelines…” #JoshHomme #QOTSA #tangentional “Run with Death…” / “super technical sludge prog…” / “everybody except that dude…they’re almost like #KISS” / #No
(1:01:53): “They’re not part of the ‘teens’…” / Crack The Skye (2009) #killeropener OBLIVION (“It’s totally huge…it’s #biggly”) #alldjuntsallthetime / “That’s the drummer btw…” / “It actually opens with a little bit of banjo…” DIVINATIONS #evilbanjo / GHOST OF KARELIA (“You’ve gotta listen to this on a stormy night with black light posters and relaxers…and a comfy couch.”) / #blacklightposters (“It was #Murray”) / The subtle refinement of Mastodon’s sound over the course of the decade, becoming more progressive in exchange for the insane fast and heaviness of their early catalog / “I might have just offended a bunch of…” / #FrancicanFood #HamAndCheeseCroquetteBurrito / “that’s her…same girl.” / #prettylady (“Watch her do #ThePot”) / “She’s not even a #bassplayer…” / “We all know what they say about #bassplayers…” / #upcomingPanteraShow ***IF YOU’VE SEEN #PANTERA ON THIS TOUR, PLEASE LITERALLY SERIOUSLY GIVE US A CALL AT 980-666-8182 OR SEND US A TEXT OR HIT US UP ON THE SOCIALS!!!*** / ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!!*** #noteven (“Her eyes flicked…”) / ***COME BEHOLD THE AWESOME FARE AT THE BUNKERPOON GIFT SHOPPE LOCATED AT metalnerdery.com/merch ) / #outroreel #imsorrywhat
Thursday Aug 03, 2023
Thursday Aug 03, 2023
With a little guidance from Loudwire’s Dumbest Best Metal Band Names listicle, we decided to take the offramp into the offbeat and investigate the most off-kilter, ODDBALL metal bands with the most outlandish names and over the top aesthetics ever to bless metal.
Whether it’s the band’s look, their theme, or the simple hilarity of “what’s in a name” (including, but not limited to: band name, album name, and/or song name), there’s certainly some incredibly wonderful, warped weirdness which dwells along the wild & wacky fringes near the outskirts of mainstream metal.
Get ready to discover the shared sensibilities of ladies and bowling balls and find out who should definitely NOT go swimming during Shark Week (especially if they are “experiencing their own personal shark week”). It’s time to get yourself a “vacation rental” and get ready to “put on your Magnum P.I. shirt” and pick up some crabcakes from that “hole in the wall” place further down the beach and JOIN US as we rundown Loudwire’s Dumbest Best Metal Band Names listicle and explore some of the most glorious ODDBALL WEIRDNESS in all of metal.
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(00:01): “Just to get it out there…” / #theuncorking / The #JasonAldeanControversy #offendedAF #HearMeOut (“…trying to be a country band…”) / #poursomesugaronmeASMR / “No, THAT’s offensive…” /#outlawcountry #outlawcunttree / #NickelbackASMR / #letsdothis #clinky / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #smokedmaplewhisky (Thank you, Billiam…and #CityGate…and #StAugustine) #notsugary (“The smoke is there…”) #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode / #introsandsuch / #newthememusic (“I took a guess and I was wrong…”) / #relaxersrevisitedASMR / “Can we just change it?” / “If I was a #billionaire…” / #billboardmemesASMR / #FUMoney vs #FEMoney / #spacerocketsASMR / “Like you could see through #TheMatrix…” / “Don’t drive distracted…” / #dontdrivedistracted #heavysigh #ingrowntainthair (“Like in your taint?”) / “Ooooh, that’s like right where you walk…” / “You can put those down there…” / #markthetime / #repeatbeeroftheepisode #GoldenRoadBrewing (“I like it better when you say #brewering…”) / #theperfectbeer / “Do we have any #correspondance?” / ***IF YOU’D LIKE TO GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL YOU CAN DO SO BY RINGING US AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #HailToDarius #Solicitate #FemaleMetal #FemmeMetal (“It just depends…”) / Shark week parallels… / #superabsorbant (“They can smell…”) #differenttuna / “I mean it COULD…” / #anythingispossible / ***Send us some email at metalnerdery@gmail.com ***/ “We should hear it…” / #DariusAgainASMR #putintang (“Is that Vlad’s harem?”) / #HailToYou (Go check out our #QOTSA episode…with the appropriate relaxers…).
(12:22): #homedepotbuckets #RedneckEngineeringASMR #HVACASMR (“Okay, I follow…”) / #itsscience #apocolypsesis (“Did you swim in the beach?”) #thesame #StAugustine (“It’s supposed to be #haunted yeah…”) / “The best beach day is…” / #magnumPIshirt #holeinthewall #crabcakes (“Especially with #gout, it’s awesome…”) / #RussellsReflectionsASMR #AdventuresInDayDrinking (“I’m sorry, what’d you say?”) #onmicburpASMR / “Who’s that?” / “that’s what I call ‘em dude…they’re #rentals…” / #fistme #markthetime #fistbump / “Did you do #sunscreeneverytime?” / “#Pantera is not far away now…” / #futureepisodeideas (“We have not…”) / “iPod, really?” / “When she puts it in reverse…” #markthetime #backupangelsASMR (“My car doesn’t do that…”)
(21:46): “Don’t cut it out if it’s good…” / “We’re due…” / #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: ODDBALL WEIRDNESS IN METAL!!! / “What’s the #weirdestband you’ve ever seen live?” / #dotcom / #MetalMcDonald IT KEEPS YOU RUNNING (TO THE HILLS) / “Uhhh, #relaxers…” / “A little get it?” / #MacSabbath PAIR-A-BUNS (“That Grimace is creepy…”) / #wornout / #OkillyDokilly WHITE WINE SPRITZER (“That’s too many #mustaches for me…”) / #TheMetalShakespeareCompany TO BLEED OR NOT TO BLEED (“They’d be perfect…for a #Renfest”) / #markthetime / “They cut ‘em in half…” / #Alestorm #piratemetal #napalmrecords DRINK (“I believe I will…”) #readthoselyrics #thefuckedupanthem / “It’d be awesome…til your liver gave out…”/
(36:54): “I can’t wait to hear this…” #Hatebeak BIRDSEEDS OF VENGEANCE / “My pee smells like gravy…” / #Nekrogoblikon BONES (“Kinda got a #KingDiamond vibe there…”) / “Bowling balls and women have a lot in common…” / “Aren’t these low?” / #BeerOfTheEpisodePartTwo #millerliteASMR #fourpointtwopercentABV (“For a LIGHT beer?”) / “What about their red recipe?” / “This band name is amazing…” / #Loudwire #DumbestBestMetalBandNames #BrutalSphincter MAKE GOREGRIND GREAT AGAIN (“I know what’s gonna happen…”) #freecandy (“There’s almost not enough relaxers…”) / #Killitourus MARRIED WITH CHILDREN / #AbortedHitlerCock TWO BLACK EYES AND A STOMACH FULL OF SEMEN (“The name of their EP…”) / “I just thought about it and I’ve gotta mention it…” / #XXXManiak ATTENDING THE GRADUATION OF SOMEONE I FUCKED 10 YEARS AGO
(51:19): #IWrestledABearOnce (“That’s the weirdest band…title…name I’ve ever heard of…”) / #thatsnotmetaldude YOU KNOW THAT AIN’T THEM DOGS’ REAL VOICES #melodicmetal #melodicprogdeathaggrocore #metalcore / “I mean, aren’t they all…?” / #TheTonyDanzaTapDanceExtravaganza YIPPEE KAY YAY MOTHERFUCKER (“Super ultra #mathcore…”) / #vaginalpenetrationofanameluswithamustycarrot #vxpxoxaxaxwxaxmxcx (from #Austria) #pornogrind (“that video looks like it’s gonna give Russell nightmares…”) MASS SUICIDE WITH A RUSTY COMB #thejourney (“Is that even words?”) / #vaginafartsASMR / #PreschoolTeapartyMassacre LIEUTENANT MIKE HARRIGAN (“I’m sorry, what was that?”) #No / #WeButterTheBreadWithButter (#shoutout to The Hodges for addressing this early on…) / “That’s a little weird…” / #germandeathcore (“That was perfect…”) / #DestinyPotato (“Why not?”) LOVE SONG (“Angelic pop…and djent…”) / “It’s like #sexyAI…” #No / “I know a good way to close it out…” / #GWAR BLACK AND HUGE / “The guys in Gwar…” / #metalfamilyties #SuicidalTendencies / #RussellsReflectionsRepriseASMR #STASMR (“Is that a problem?”) / “I’m gonna send ‘em a letter…” / #corporatewhorearenadotcom (“When they win, everybody loses…”) / “I think you’ve done this before…” / #insertvomitnoisehere (“At least we know he swallows professionally…”) / #thedumbestbestmetalbandnames from #Loudwire / #untilthenext ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!!*** #youtube #instatits #instavag #facefuckdotcom #voicemaildotcom #metalnerderydatingdotcom / #untilthenext ***COME CHECK OUT OUR MERCH STORE DOWN IN THE FRICKIN’ BUNKERPOON GIFT SHOPPE AT metalnerdery.com/merch *** / #outroreel #stickaround (“Oh shit, how long?”) / “That’s like…”
Thursday Jul 27, 2023
Thursday Jul 27, 2023
Less than a year after the release of the crushingly heavy & near flawless masterpiece known as their self-titled debut album, LED ZEPPELIN released their sophomore follow up, LED ZEPPELIN II, on the 22th and the 31th of October 1969 (in the US & UK, respectively). While something of a departure from the blues-centric focus of their debut, LED ZEPPELIN II included a significant refinement and enhancement of their overall sound, including new instrumental arrangements, song structures, lyrical imagery, and most notably: a guitar solo AND a drum solo!
Prepare to learn the identity of “The John Bonham of Thrash”, discover why “Juicy Banana” would have been a more anatomically accurate song title (unless it was more about girth than length) and why “magma hoof” sounds incredibly hot, exotic, and dangerous. It’s time to turn that “hammer knockin’” stereo all the way to loud, crank up the black lights and lava lamps in the mancave, break out your bowl of relaxers, “bring back the ‘original’ original formula” and JOIN US as we dive into the sophomore slam that is LED ZEPPELIN II.
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Show Notes:
(00:01): “Fuck the foreplay, get to the penetration…” / #shownotes #thedocket / #OakRidgeBoysASMR #Elvira / “What? Really?” / #bewbs or #boobs / “You’ve got the second best boobs…” / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #thekraken #blackroast / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #interdimensionalpodcast / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode (“Snotta beer…”) / #SunnyDVodkaSeltzer #hammerknockin #theverdict (“You could #daydrink that all day long…”) / “It’s not your #whiteclawweekend…” / #AmericanBeverageCorporation www.sunnydcocktails.com #fourpointfivepercentABV / #NO / BUT…If we DID…***YOU COULD LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** or you could email us at metalnerdery@gmail.com / ***IF YOU’D LIKE TO PURCHANDISE SOME MERCHANDISE YOU CAN GO TO metalnerdery.com/merch ***
(07:41): #RussellsReflectionsASMR #whitewaterrafting #teambuildingevents / “I didn’t want Mexican or barbecue until you said that…” / Remember school pizza? #pizzarectangles / “As we’re going down… “ #markthetime (“During the boring parts…”) / The home of #CocaCola #Pemberton / “Guide-Duh…” / #likeafuckinboss (“The morphine isn’t working…”) / “Dear Coca-Cola people…” #scarfacecoke #bringbacktherealthing / “Totally Coked out…in Columbus…” / #andnowyouknow / “You’ve gotta eat first…” / #RussellsWorkaroundsASMR / “Like John Bender’s abusive dad…” / “I gave him a pillow…” / “It’s the same argument…” / “We DID have some #shittah…” #NativeAmericanMetal #BlackBraid (Very cool artwork and cool sounding band name and description) / “Some of the best mixed #blackmetal…” THE SPIRIT RETURNS (“Thanks Bobby!”) #blastbeatASMR / #bandcamp / #jingle WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!!
(20:45): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: LED ZEPPELIN II / Early experiences with #LedZeppelinII / Someone should bring back #MidnightMovies with #TheSongRemainsTheSame / #FUS vs #FUK / Led Zeppelin II: The first Zeppelin album with the most radio hits? / #misheardlyrics (“Those English people have different words…”) / “If you hear one without the other…it’s weird.” / Never played live? / #coffeetablebook #LedZeppelinExpandedEdition #MartinPopoff / “Dave had this room…” / #posterized #blacklightposters (“The ultimate #mancave…”) / #spoileralert / “Every time…I find something new.” / #yeah / October 22th and October 31th, 1969 / “That’s my new favorite way…” #clarification #theywerenot / “I’m gonna go shower now…” / “I win…” / How about a… WHOLE LOTTA LOVE #thebreakdown (“Don’t come yet!”) / “The heaviest part during a guitar solo…” #djuntdjunt / #turnitoff / WHAT IS AND WHAT SHOULD NEVER BE #snaps (“You could not take out any of those four…”) / “Here we go…this part!” #usethoseheadphonesASMR / “Hey ho!” / “He was good about scattin’…” / #unpopularopinion / “If you remove one…it’s not the same.” / The magic of the combination of musical elements and the impact of Bonham’s drums and Jones’ bass & keyboards on Jimmy Page’s guitar sound / #challengeaccepted / “Who do you think the modern-day equivalent of #JohnBonham is? Or is there one?”
(44:04): “Maybe he’s like #TheJohnBonhamOfThrash?” / THE LEMON SONG (“I should have quit you…a long time ago…”) #leadbass (“He’s like Geezer…he’s all over the place!”) / “She likes a LOT of lemons…” / “That’s pee…” / “So lemons are kinda small, right?” / #thebananasong #juicybanana / “People get #educated in a number of ways…” / #weddingsong #firstdance THANK YOU (“That’s two or three guitars, layered…”) / “Isn’t that the worst thing you could say to a woman?” #nobananahandlintonite / HEARTBREAKER (“The bass is HUGE…it makes the sound on this album.”)
(55:50): Thoughts on the guitar solo… (on “Heartbreaker”) / Perspectives regarding Jimmy Pages’ solos vs his riffs / “Those missed notes add personality…” / #unintendedbrilliance #accidentalgenius (“It’s RILL.”) #guitarsolo / “With a purple operator and a 50-cent hand…” “I don’t think about #MaryPoppins…” /#bartstinkslikeamotherfucker / “She’s got a Cadillac?” / LIVING LOVING MAID (SHE’S JUST A WOMAN) #talltales #complexbasslines / “You’re not JPJ…” / “This one has apparently never been played live” #autumnvibes (“It reminds me of fall…”) RAMBLE ON / “A lot of moving parts…” / #JohnHenryBonham MOBY DICK #airdrumkaraoke (“You can hear how loud he plays…”) / “There’s an idea…” / #usethoseheadphonesASMR #drumsolo / BRING IT ON HOME #magmahoof (“Still gives BIGNESS to the sound…”) / “You just leave it alone…” / #NO / “If you’re looking at the #LedZeppelinCatalog , where does Zeppelin II fit for you?” / Further analysis required… #futureepisodeidea / A fitting (albeit horrific) analogy… / “Like Sabbath and Paranoid…” / “Especially NOW… “/ #snakeprincess #easyfella #LMAOASMR (“Desperately Seeking Slytherin…”) #snaketeats / a free plug to #JayWardComedy and #thursdaynightsatnine #DarkTimesComedy #SweetwaterBarAndGrill #nightpoops #misheardlyrics / “And a baked apple pie…yeah!” / ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! *** You can email us, voice mail us, and dot com us after you .com us.*** / #untilthenext #byeguys / ***GO CHECK OUT OUR MERCHANDISE at metalnerdery.com/merch AND MAKE A PURCHANDISE FROM THE BUNKERPOON GIFT SHOPPE!!!*** / #outroreel
Thursday Jul 20, 2023
Thursday Jul 20, 2023
Given the recent release & fanfare surrounding the remixed and remasterized 40th anniversary edition of LIVE EVIL, the “first official” live album from metal founding fathers BLACK SABBATH and the last official album to feature RONNIE JAMES DIO on vocals (until 1992 anyway), we felt obliged to share our own personal experiences regarding LIVE EVIL, from our first listen until now.
With a setlist including a balanced mix of classic Ozzy era tracks blended with the more recent Dio era tracks from MOB RULES & HEAVEN AND HELL, it’s certainly a live album that any fan of Black Sabbath, Ronnie James Dio, and/or live concert albums in general, should have in their collection.
Being that this is a “LIVE DIVE”, this episode is definitely BIG. Prepare to discover what might just be “the perfect beer” and understand that there’s definitely a BIG difference between “Brewering and Breuering”. Get ready to “poon the peen” as you bear witness to the latest collab between “Ron Jeremy and Sammy Hagar” and find out how little it takes to entertain us in a BIG way. Call up your “fluff person” for some BIG “bonus hole” maintenance and JOIN US in the Bunkerpoon as we reflect on 40 years of LIVE EVIL from the mighty and powerful (and also BIG) BLACK SABBATH.
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(00:01): #bonushole / “That’s the pooned peen…” / #aftermarket #transam #bonushole / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #thekraken #blackroast / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** #bunkerpooninternational / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / #GoldenRoadBrewing #MangoCart #daydrinkingbeer #fourpercentABV / “This has the refreshment factor…Every time I have this beer, I smile…” / “It’s the finish…” / #subtletyisyourfriend (“Like the bass on …And Justice For All…”) / #brewering and/or #Breuring / “I would pair it with…” / “He’s got THAT, we’ve got beer…” / “I look good in pink btw…” / #miamiviceextra #facetattoo #fannyfloss / “Is that difficult?” / #RussellsReflections regarding the recent #ActusReus and #SillyGoose show at #SmithsOldeBar / “Did your balls tingle a little bit?” / Stop, drop, and ROW! / #ilikebeer #alcoholismASMR / “Just keep doing it!” / “What if he doesn’t want to?” / #SillyGoose OUT OF THE PICTURE #RageAgainstTheLimpThreeElevenBizkitMachine / “It’s a good pairing…”
(20:02): “I do have an email…” / ***HIT US UP AND SEND US AN EMAIL AT metalnerdery@gmail.com or check us out on the socials *** / “Did your haunted potty yell at you for your pee-pee?” / “Y’know, they do have #ectoplasm…” / #livingectoplasm / So NOW do you want to do #thevoicemailsegment? ***GIVE US A FUCKIN CALL AT FUCKIN 980-666-8182 AND LEAVE US A FUCKIN VOICEMAIL!!!*** #ThanksRocky (“You all look SO different from what I imagined…”) #TravelersRest / Radio DJs and their face vs their voice (“We all have #radiofaces”) / “I can’t drive…” / #96RockInTheDaytime
(26:52): #TheDocket / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: BLACK SABBATH – LIVE EVIL / The timing of the release of #LiveEvil (from #BlackSabbath) and #SpeakOfTheDevil (from #OzzyOsbourne) / “The brains and the tits…” / “It’s the aftermarket shit I’ve got issues with…” / Speculation, gossip and rumors regarding #RonnieJamesDio departure from #bolth #BlackSabbath and #Rainbow / “Have you ever #cockedup anything?” / #Shoutout regarding #GeezerButlersAutobiography #IntoTheVoid / E5150 (#scaryviolins) / NEON KNIGHTS #killeropener / “No more evil down there, I promise…” / Recorded in multiple cities at multiple venues and crafted into a single seamless show / “btw they all have #allthecokelines …”/ N.I.B. (“It’d still be a little odd…”) / “He could sing the dictionary…” / #MetalNerderyConspiracyTheory #threenames (“Hold on, stay with me now…”) / #phonebook / “See, he’s a #serialkiller…” / “Me and #FuckinSlayer” / #JFKASMR
(42:55): “The very first time I ever heard this song was this version…” / CHILDREN OF THE SEA #mistymorningASMR / “Anytime there’s a #No…” / “It’s a skill…one you don’t have…I hope.” / #thedance / “What we’re gonna do…” / The difference between the #LiveEvil live version vs the #HeavenAndHell studio version / VOODOO #justsayno / “First we’d like you to say hello to #TonyIommi…” / BLACK SABBATH (“I thought this was a weird intro, but it totally works…”) #beerme #cantbeloudenough / “That was unintended…” / “Get ready Bill…” / #NO / #BigBlackShape #dontdenythepowerof #getready #LMAOASMR / “Sometimes our #entertainment means more…” / “Have you ever done that?” / #gravy / The album tracking vs cassette tracking / WAR PIGS (NOTE: Sorry, we forgot to include the #drumsolo part…) / The conundrum and/or conflict of a new vocalist performing #backcatalog songs from an established band… / “Unless you’re at a porn shoot…” / #recordfluffer / “Sadly, now, I WANT to talk about this…”
(1:01:17): IRON MAN (#killeropener on the #cassetteversion) / “It almost sounds slower…heavier…” / “Ohhh come on!!!” MOB RULES / #RussellsReflections regarding #IronMaiden with regard to this particular tune / “It’s big…and Black…Sabbath…” / HEAVEN AND HELL #stagebanter #OnAndOn (Has anyone ever seen the video of the #LiveEvil concert? If so, send us an email at metalnerdery@gmail.com and give us your feedback!) / The similarities between #RimeOfTheAncientMariner and #HeavenAndHell / “It’s the thimbles…and his mustache…” / #TonyIommiGuitarSolo (“That’s cool as shit!”) / “Get ready for #mouthshapes in 3-2-1…” / ***Be sure to go check out the 40th anniversary #deluxeedition of #LiveEvil*** / THE SIGN OF THE SOUTHERN CROSS/HEAVEN AND HELL #shiver #HeavenAndHellReprise #ohwell #readthoselyrics / “If my balls are golden and they fall…” / PARANOID (“I must be blind…I can’t see…”) / “You can’t do that…” / “Unless that thing is real long…” / #killercloser CHILDREN OF THE GRAVE (Mosh?) / FLUFF (“All the best, goodnight.”) / Other great songs to close out #LiveEvil / “That’s what makes our show our show…” / #SAGAFTRA strike (“Why do we still have unions?”) / #ballsarefull / The coolness of the #albumcover (which corresponds with each track on the album) & the lightning / ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!!*** #untilthenext / ***STOP BY THE #BUNKERPOONGIFTSHOPPE AND PURCHANDISE YOUR MERCHANDISE AT metalnerdery.com/merch *** / #outroreel #goodstuff #bigblackshape
Thursday Jul 13, 2023
Thursday Jul 13, 2023
QOTSA, aka QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE, began back in the late “Nineteen Hundreds” in Seattle, Washington following the breakup of Josh Homme’s former band, desert metal legends Kyuss. With a wide array of sonic textures, layers, and sound design sorcery ingrained within their music, as with Kyuss, QOTSA is another prime example of a band whose albums should be listened to and enjoyed via headphones (and if we’re being honest, since “this show is about honesty”, a healthy infusion of relaxers will help to further enhance this experience).
It’s time to realize which nationality’s coitus “sounds delicious” and understand that the pain of regret from a disappointing high gravity brew rivals the pain of regret that comes from copping a squat “on your balls”. Prepare to bear witness to one of the greatest alcohol “collabs” ever imagined and discover the powerful allure of food truck fare when you JOIN US as we get outside the desert and go inside the metal with none other than QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE.
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Show Notes:
(00:01): “You guys missed a BUNCH of stuff…” / #moneyshot / “There’s a #DallasTexasBased #ACDCTributeBand #BackInBlack (Wait, Axl Rose!? Seriously!?) / “He can do BOLTH voices perfectly!” / “If I was Mr. AC/DC…” / “That’s when all the cool shows happened…” / “He sat on his balls…” / #happyfourth / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** #tothelandoftheyeah #bunkerpoonunlimited #inthebunker / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode (“I’m still trying to power through mine…”) / “That’s what this show’s about…it’s about honesty…and metal.” / #hihoneyASMR / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / #SweetwaterGummiesIPA #ninepointfivepercentABV (“that’s the only thing…”) #onmicburp (“tastes like #badcoughmedicine sans narcotics”) / “This is not one of them…” / #markthetime / #GoldenGreyGoose (“Dude, they should have a #collab!”) / #GoldenGoose / #ASMR / “I can never go to a camera store again ever…” / #businessplanning and #jokecollabs and #tshirts / #tourshirts #withdates #tshirtdesignASMR (“Did they just play that album?”)
(09:25): #Pantera on tour…good turnouts & favorable reviews / #No / “I think the only way I would have loved that…” / #GeritolTheater (“Do they show tits at #TheCureConcerts?”) / “Dude, Italian intercourse sounds delicious…” / #scampi #gahlic #spicygahlicscampi / #foodtrucks / #bakedpotatoes (“You can do so much…and they’re good for you…”) / #potatobomb #ChernobylFarms #massivepotatoes #yuge (“I’ve got #foodbone right now… I can’t stand it…”) / #runningoutofboner / “The whole #nipflashing thing…” / #thesnaps / #markthetime / #RussellsReflections #TheCureInConcert #TheCureASMR #SadMusicForSadPeopleASMR #ExpensiveVices (“…for 2 drinks, this size!”) / “What kind of fucking shit is that!?” / #dontworryaboutit (“I’ve seen #TheGodfather” …)
(20:00): #secretmenu #realmexicanpizza (“Not that fuckin’ fake bullshit…”) / #TheDocket / METAL NERDERY PRESENTS: QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE – INSIDE THE METAL (#QOTSA) / Exceptionally good with #relaxers / “Lots of desert, stoner stuff…” / “It’s basically 90’s metal.” / #hugepubes #yugepubes #corporationarena (“I thought that she was…”)
(23:32): Queens of the Stone Age (1998) / “I like the way he says #boobs (and/or #bewbs)” / #killeropener #firstnewalbum REGULAR JOHN #crooningASMR IF ONLY (“A little before it’s time…”) / The perspective of time and 23 years: 1977 to 2000 vs 2000 to 2023. / Seeing the passage of time (“In the 1900’s…”)
(29:43): #bunkerpoonthememusic Rated R (2000) / FEEL GOOD HIT OF THE SUMMER (“I think I’m like 6 for 7 on that list…”) / “Nobody could ever tell me…” / #euphorichallucinogenic #yes / THE LOST ART OF KEEPING A SECRET / QUICK AND TO THE POINTLESS (“I don’t even know…what…I’m doin’ here…”) / BETTER LIVING THROUGH CHEMISTRY (“This is creepy…”)
(36:54): “It came out of nowhere…” / #phenomenon #breakoutalbum Songs for the Deaf (2002) / GO WITH THE FLOW / #screenoftits (“that’s the name of our first album, dude…”) / A SONG FOR THE DEAF / “Go to about the ½ way mark…” / #darkandcreepyASMR / “#youguys #ericcartmanASMR / “You could basically imagine it with that…” / “Have you noticed…?”
(43:38): Lullabies to Paralyze (2005) / “I know it sounds petty…” / LITTLE SISTER (“Hello Doro…”) / “was it #thehotcarlsonreview?” / “If I’ve gotta talk you through it…the moment’s ruined.” / BURN THE WITCH #fuzzybass / “I gotta request, man…” / YOU GOT A KILLER SCENE THERE, MAN… / How to improve your blunts…
(48:45): Era Vulgaris (2007) / #retrovibe SICK, SICK, SICK / MAKE IT WIT CHU / TURNIN’ OF THE SCREW #veryfuzzy / …Like Clockwork (2013) /Great Fauci impression… #DanaCarveyASMR (“He’s like our generations’ #RichLittle”) / I SAT BY THE OCEAN (“Remember your training…”) / MY GOD IS THE SUN / “Wait…wasn’t “Villains” somewhere in there?”
(56:46): “that was when I was still working & functioning and…gobbling those things down like #PEZ” / “Eyeballs in the fists…” / Villains (2017) / #killeropener (“Excellent buildup…”) FEET DON’T FAIL ME #greatatmosphere / Regular lights vs black lights / THE WAY YOU USED TO DO #seventeenASMR / “He was straddlin’ it…” / FORTRESS #relaxersASMR (“Definitely has a 70’s thing going on…”)
(1:04:56): “Is it fucked up that I wanna order a pizza and THEN go do the #foodtruck thing?” / In Times New Roman… (2023) / PAPER MACHETE #leadoffsingle / “That one looks good…” CARNAVOYEUR (80% of the #cokelines) / “You have to listen to the whole album…” / “My balls are very full…and my stomach is very empty…” / #QueensOfTheMomScrewin and/or #QueensOfTheStoneAge #QOTSA / #ohmy / ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US FOR THIS EPISODE OF METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** #untilthenext ***VISIT THE BUNKERPOON GIFTSHOPPE AT metalnerdery.com/merch AND PURCHANDISE SOME MERCHANDISE!!!*** / #outroreel
Thursday Jul 06, 2023
Thursday Jul 06, 2023
This episode is dedicated to one of a handful of times in thrash metal history where the first two albums have two totally different singers, giving the illusion of two totally different “first new albums”. And since this is an episode of firsts, we felt that diving into BONDED BY BLOOD (the first album with Paul Baloff on vocals) and PLEASURES OF THE FLESH (the first album with Steve “Zetro” Souza on vocals) together would be an excellent way to compare and contrast the mighty thrash power of Big Five Thrash Masters EXODUS and offer the perfect opportunity to hear the evolution of the band’s sound (from first to first, as it were) and get a better feel for the profound stylistic progression between these two uniquely distinctive debuts (with Baloff & Souza, respectively).
It's time to understand what happens when you’re “hangin’ your dangle” off the boat to “air dry” while simultaneously adjusting your “shutter speed” and aperture. Hopefully “the sheilas” and the djentlemen are both listening so they can behold the “gummified” horror that unfolds “when the bag of syrup is almost out” and JOIN US for this double dive of EXODUS firsts, with Baloff’s BONDED BY BLOOD & Souza’s PLEASURES OF THE FLESH.
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Show Notes:
(00:01): “Oh wait, we’re rolling!” / #airdrythewang after a #coldshower #thekraken / #Noyist / “I wanna see all the #deadlyanimals” #chamberofcommerce / #thesheilas ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #gummified / “My bathroom is #hauntedagain” (It’s #ghoststorytime) #paranormalASMR #hauntedtoilet #markallthosetimes / #orbs / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #Schofferhofer Grapefruit Hefeweizen 2.5 / #mixedmessages (“More alcoholic goodness? Or less?”) / “The bag of syrup is almost out?” / “Usually…” / “I don’t know how to feel about it…” / “That’s what I’m gonna call my balls from now on…” / “I never got the whole #sparklingwatertrend man…” / “It’s missing the bag of syrup.” / #waterflavorizer / “Unsweet tea?” / *** IF YOU’D LIKE TO GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL YOU CAN GIVE US A CALL AT 980-666-8182*** / #voicemailsegment #thetripsix #gday #metalconspiracyASMR #jameshetfieldvocalASMR (“What two bands would you like merged together?”) #Beatallica SGT. HETFIELD’S MOTORBREATH PUB BAND / GARAGE DAYS NIGHT / #TheBurningQuestion #metalmashups / #RockSugar DON’T STOP THE SANDMAN #softintro (“We’ll get through it…”) / #waitforit #JourneyMetallicaMashupASMR #StevePerryASMR #yeah / “This is terrible…” / “That’s all he does is say ‘yeah’!” / #No / ***WE GOT A #FACEBOOKRECOMMENDATION FOR #METALNERDERYPODCAST!!!*** #ThankYouForThat / #happybelated (an #email from The Darius: you can email us at metalnerdery@gmail.com if you’ve got questions, inquiries, or feedbacks) / “Does it let you slip through the spiritual atmosphere a little easier?” #astralglide / #Evile REAP WHAT YOU SOW (“Riff wise, it’s almost like a modern sounding combination of Slayer & Metallica…”) / “Fuck, I forgot to do #thejingle” / WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!!
(22:22): “We went and sat through 2 and a half hours of #TheCure” / “That’s a box set!” / #offmicburp / “If you’d like to be sad…” / “No!” / “So, it wasn’t a show…” / #RussellsRecommendations #movieedition #basedonatruestory / Creepy, RI & Haunted, HI / “Cockfeelers?” (“I bet there is.”)
(27:20): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PRESENTS: THE FIRST TWO FIRST NEW ALBUMS WITH THE FIRST TWO FRONTMEN OF EXODUS: ALBUM DIVE DOUBLE-HEADER!!! BONDED BY BLOOD & PLEASURES OF THE FLESH / #doubledive / “They released their first album the latest of #thebigfour / “I do remember they used to play this on #WREKage” / “You cannot unhear that.” / #1985echo / “Aren’t they all kinda ugly?” / #theshirts (“I don’t know if their tits are out or not…”) / BONDED BY BLOOD #tittlee #killeropener #timemachine #backto1985 #allthecokelines (“Sounds a little like Four Horsemen…”) / “It’s their #ExciterMoment” / EXODUS (“It’s kinda tragic that it didn’t come out sooner…”) / “But then, he’s Ozzy…” / Reflecting on #heavymetalculture and the various #thrashbandscenes across the country, including our own personal experiences
(37:26): AND THEN THERE WERE NONE (“That echo is so weird…”) / “Wow, I did not know that…” / “They didn’t do anything in the 90’s…” / “No…” / #mouthfarts / A LESSON IN VIOLENCE (“This might be one of the fastest ones yet…”) / “If this came out in ’83, I believe #TheBigFour would be shaped very differently…” / #killercloser #sideuno METAL COMMAND / “It sounds like 1985…” / #backingvocals #dontdenythepowerof
(46:16): #killeropener #sidedos PIRANHA (“That’s a cool riff…”) / “That was an #eviler sounding laugh…” / #diarrheareflectionsASMR #facingyourfears / NO LOVE (#softintro) / “Sounds like love to me…” / They were what a lot of people would call #mavericks / “It was raw…” / DELIVER US TO EVIL (“No bro, one song. That’s it.”) / #RussellsClarifications #JohnTravoltaImpression and #AndrewDiceClay / “The ‘away’ part is pretty important…” / STRIKE OF THE BEAST / #killercloser / Words, stuff, things, and whatnots…
(56:58): One of my favorite moments in all of metal! #killeropener
2nd Exodus album, 2nd Exodus Singer, first new album with the first new singer (Pleasures of the Flesh: 1987): The transition from Paul Baloff to Steve “Zetro” Souza / “Have you ever wondered what we taste like?” / “He had a pretty good marblin’ to him…we raised that boy #wagyu” / DERANGED (#bestintroever) #killeropener #killerriff / It’s as big a jump as Kill ‘em All to Ride the Lightning / ‘TIL DEATH DO US PART (“Sounds a little #TestamentIsh” / #seealsoLegacy / PARASITE (“That sounds like a blend…”) / “Was that an edit? Or is that how it is?”
(1:05:50): BRAIN DEAD (#allthecokelines #yeahyeah) / “It’s very them…” / FASTER THAN YOU’LL EVER LIVE TO BE #killercloser #sideone / “The riffs have definitely stepped up…” / #uglychords / PLEASURES OF THE FLESH (“What ‘they’ said…#bumblebeetuna”) / #guitarharmonies (the riff is reminiscent of Deathamphetamine) / 30 SECONDS (“When your butthole had more power…”) #shudderspeed #LMAOASMR #wrongpipeASMR / SEEDS OF HATE (That almost sounded a little like “Scrum” from Slayer…interesting) / Rob Halford vibes / CHEMI-KILL (#flahns) “I don’t remember that riff being that busy…” / “Gotta be careful with that one, though…” / CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON #killercloser (“Is that 4/4?”) / “Even for a bass player…” / “He was an ally…” / “Remember all the horror shows with #piranhas in them?” / “It’s like hangin’ your dangle off the boat…” / “I can’t say that anymore…” / “Diven?” / #untilthenext #thelastword #ghostofthebunkerpoon #No ***Stop by #MetalNerderyPodcast #BunkerpoonOutfitters located next to the #BunkerpoonGiftShoppe at metalnerdery.com/merch *** #outroreel #goodone (“A huge what?”)
Thursday Jun 29, 2023
Thursday Jun 29, 2023
If you’re gonna describe a riff to somebody…”
There are a multitude of MOUTH SHAPES that exist all across the rock & metal landscape, many of which we’re pretty certain you’ve never heard of before in your life.
Sure, there’s the typical FLAHNS & DJUNTS. (And thanks to Pantera, there are even super djunts!).
But did you know about the muns, the buns, the duns, the luns, and the uns?
What about the waows and the baows? The dans and the dons?
The ban-nah-nahs, the dahn-nahs and the lahn-nahs?
We realize this is A LOT to process, but here’s a few “rules” to consider that might make comprehension of this lunacy a little easier:
- Sometimes if it’s too fast, regardless of how heavy it is, there’s just no time for djunts.
- Generally speaking, ALL clean guitar stuff (which includes anything played with a bow) is considered a flahn.
(The only exception being Slayer, as their clean riffs are strangely devoid of any flahninity.)
- Melodies (as a general rule) are also applicable to proper MOUTH SHAPE classification as they’re kinda riffs (but not really) and they’re also kinda solos (but not really).
- Beavis & Butt-Head are the original pioneers that first brought the heavy metal mouth shape movement to mainstream awareness back in the early 1990’s.
It’s time to grasp which kinds of holes we “don’t like talking about” and find out “why the girls don’t listen” even after our collective acknowledgement that all high quality “stripper lotion” used by “shooter girls and bottle girls” is the best because “it has glitter in it.” Get ready to “get up in there” and have some fun, remember the meaning of “NO means NO” and JOIN US for our in-depth, investigative report regarding DJUNTS & FLAHNS & OTHER MOUTH SHAPES.
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(00:01): “Are we rolling?” #justhittheredbutton #dontdenythepowerof #BlackberryZombie (#fireonthemountain #RMRose) #HappyFathersDayASMR (“Could I get one…to go?”) / Diff’rent strains for diff’rent brains / The difference between creativity and in-da-couch… #indacouch / #paranoiaselfdestroyer / #Shoutout to #Shazzys / #nonamesASMR / “Wait a minute…” / “A friend slipped me some…peanut butter fudge.” Always read the note BEFORE consumption… / #peanutbutterfudge #alcoholinducedamnesia #paranoia #nobueno / “The paranoia that came with that high was not worth it” / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST WITH LOADS OF ANESTHESIA!!!*** / #olanmills #pictureday #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / “We’ve had beer from this brewery before…” / #RobZombieImpressionASMR / “It’s more endearing…” / #CatawbaBrewingCompany #killeralbumcover (“They’re basically the same.”) / #fuckcetera / #TheVerdict / “I won’t use the word delicious…” / “You were cool before it was cool to be cool…” / #budlightboycottASMR #parentcompanyASMR / “We can’t have that…” / “If you’re looking for gift ideas…that fits.” (#oxysuppositories for “down there” are totes apropos. / #notafanofdickholes / #catheter #pissbag / “I’m aware of what a ‘#foley’ is…”/ #movieASMR #BeverlyHillsCopASMR / #snortlaughs
(10:53): The voicemail segment…now with vocal burn…/ ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A #VOICEMAIL at 980-666-8182!!!*** / Sidecast…or fakt Czech? (The latter) / #theReturnOfThePost #clarification / “That person was a doofus?” / ***LET US KNOW WHAT YOU WANNA HEAR FOR THE Episode 200 PARTY EPISODE!!!*** (including a voicemail from a #naturalbornbirthfemaleexclusive: “came out of the hole with a hole…” / #DarylsWhammyBar requested, perhaps some #Exodus / “riding the wave of the voice of the Paul Baloff”. / “That’s a category unto itself…” / #familyguyreference / “OH!!!“/” Gimme a minute on this…y’all talk about something interesting…”
#CirithUngol (#futureepisodeidea) / “No but it sounds awesome!” / #RussellsReflectionsASMR (“Paired?”) #bolthbolthbolthbolthbut / “The #MachoMan?” / Long story longer…with a happy(ish) ending. / “I wanna clear something up real quick…” / “I feel like the shooter girls and the stripper girls have the same perfume…for your body (it’s got glitter in it).” / “Somewhat local…#southeast #sweden #southeastsweden / “He gets all his power from his dreadlocks…” / We’ll Play Your Shit-tah…Sorcerer (proggy doom). / “Dark metal” …a local “dark metal” band confused with a Scandinavian progressive doom metal band. / A great OFF-mic burp… / #Sorcerer / Atlanta, via Stockholm / “She should be a stripper now…” / No stripper Body lotion doesn’t not have glitter in it… #stripperbodylotionASMR #progpower / WHEN DEATH CALLS (#Sorcerer #BlackSabbathCover, from Headless Cross, 1989) #TonyMartinEraSabbath #badass #progressivedoommetal #diodoomy #cokelinerating / THE HAMMER OF WITCHES (#Sorcerer) / “This sounds like #vikingmetal…” / #doomprog #progdoom #futureepisodeidea (“We’ve got shred!”) / This doom prog band literally has everything! / “Are shooter girls and bottle girls the same?” / #shootergirls vs #bottlegirls / “Oooh…with an I” …? / “Oooooh, you know what the “I” stands for, right?” /” This is why the girls don’t listen…” / #fetishkink #markthetime #freebie /
(28:50): The Docket: (There’s NO appeal on #TheDocket …) METAL NERDERY PRESENTS: Flahns & Djunts & Other Mouth Shapes /” There’s more to life than just #flahns & #djunts…there are “multiple mouth shapes”” / “That’s the name of our new band.” / #multiplemouthshapesASMR / “There’s some #duns and #muns and #buns…and #waows” (i.e., Electric Funeral) / “Baw…” #turnitoff (“Is that a #baw?”) / “To all you #darrellwhammybars… “/ #EXODUS: FABULOUS DISASTER (Right now there’s #djunts & #flahns…a mix of #bolth). NOTE: Flahns seem to be absorbing most of the hatred & attitude. / “That’s a ban-nan-nah…”/ “A good definition of a #perfectflahn…with all #djunts right in the middle.” #LEDZEPPELIN: KASHMIR / (“Get up in there…”) / “It’s a flahn-djunt…a hybrid.” #cantbeloudenough / “Ironically, this is from side one of Led Zeppelin IV” … / “It’s uhns and flahns…or fluhns…it’s flahn-nuhns…some flahn-djunt hybrids. / #NO
Just say “NO!” / “Its all #djunts…” / The perfect example of djunts, courtesy of WJNT radio: #PANTERA: DOMINATION (#superdjunts) / #amazingstereovocaldjuntlery / “Is the solo part just a high pitched flahn?” ***(Melodies kinda get a pass because they’re kinda riffs but not really, and they’re kinda solos but not really…”) *** / “That’s considered #darkweb …” / #NO!!! / “That was pure radio magic right there…”/ #WHITESNAKE: STILL OF THE NIGHT / “The beginning IS #djunts…” / “Those are #duns right there…” / “Those are all #flahns…bows create #flahns…” / “D-O-DOUBLE-G…” / “It’s amazing… / “That’s just djunts all day long…” / #djuntposterchild / “A #dun or a #flahn?” / “There’s #djuntsattheend for sure…” / #HELMET: IN THE MEANTIME / “Those are #dahns and #djunts…”
(42:03): “Just write it off…with your #stripperlotion” / “A good example…” / #ZZTOP: LA GRANGE (“It’s #flahns until the distortion kicks in…”). #Flahns and #dahns…/ “Yeah, it’s all #duhns.”
/ #justbeingdifficult #LMAOASMR (“I gotta pee”) / NOOOOOOO!!! / “What do you guys think about this one?” / #RUSH: TOM SAWYER (“I think they’re ‘#duhns’…is that a #bahn?”) / “I might come across this table…” #markthetime / “I’ve tears in me eyes…” / “It’s #flahns at the beginning and #alldjuntsafter” #STORMTROOPERSOFDEATH: CHROMATIC DEATH (#nahnahs) / #RIGORMORTIS: BODILY DISMEMBERMENT (“I don’t think there’s any #djunts in Rigor Mortis”) / (“If it’s that fast, there’s no time for #djunts…”) / #stringinstrumental / “No #djigs or #djunts…just #flahns… #flahnahnah (“I hear the #nah, the #buh, or the #duh…”) / #recordscratch #fulldisclosure / #FYI: we are not on anything other than our regularly scheduled (and yet wildly ironically, #unscheduled) U.S.D.A. recommended daily allowance of relaxers. / #BLACKSABBATH: ELECTRIC FUNERAL (“#Wahs…”), “#Waws and #duhns” / “Is it safe to say that all clean stuff is #flahns?” / “#Flahns at the beginning…and #djuntslater / “Stop it with your #flahns…” / “A perfect example of #flahns and #djunts, living in harmony.” / #METALLICA: …AND JUSTICE FOR ALL / “Bahn-nah-nah-nah…” / “No doubt… #tonsfdjunts” / HAILS to Metallica for incorporating all the mouth shapes. / #mouthshapeASMR #seriously
(56:09): #KORN: PREDICTABLE (“Is that #djuntsorduns?” “It might be a new category…”) “I think it’s #bahnsandduns.” / “We know for a fact that Slayer’s got djunts everywhere…”/ “Does Slayer have any #flahns?” / #SLAYER: EPIDEMIC (“#duns & #luns…”) / #IRON MAIDEN: NUMBER OF THE BEAST (“That’s #donsnotdjunts…”) / “It’s #dunsanddjunts…no, they’re duns.” / “I’ve gotta side with Russell…” / #IRON MAIDEN: WASTED YEARS (“That single note melody is kind of a #flahn…”) / #LightDjunts… #BeavisImpressionASMR / “As opposed to this one…” / #IRON MAIDEN: PROWLER (“It’s got the #waws in there for sure…is it #bahnnahnahs?” / #bananas (“Is it bahns and duns…?”) / #JustSayNOOOOOOO
(1:02:14): #ACDC: FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK (“The beginning feels a little #flahnish”) / “I hear the #flahns…” / “It’s #dahns…” / “Just a sample…” / #noscent #StretchArmstrong…” / #PRIMUS: MY NAME IS MUD (#bawbaw, or #bdawbdaw?) / “We’ve almost covered all the #mouthshapes…” / “Very #aggressiveflahns …” / #VANHALEN: HOT FOR TEACHER / “The drums automatically default to #duns…”
“It might be #flahnnahnahs” / “Those are #dahnnahs” / “We are NOT doing Hanson.” / #tellmewhy / “I hope we don’t lose ALL of our subscribers…”
(1:08:08): #newfavoritething / #BucketsTheDrummer ***Go check it out on #YouTube*** #showercurtainASMR / Our new favorite thing: Buckets The Drummer…lots of duhns…for sure. / “I’m running out of boner…WTF?”/ “I’ve never been so turned on…” / #Shoutout to Buckets The Drummer (“That’s why…”) / #ilovetheinternet #ablaughtertherapy / “It was productive…we’ve learned some things.” / “Let’s do a NO on 3…” / #NOASMR / “One last good #closeoutdjunt…” / #SLAYER: RAINING BLOOD (“It’s got #djuntsforsure…”) / “I think it’s the #dahnnahs…” / “Those are #lahnnahs…” / ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US FOR THIS EPISODE OF PURE UNADULTERATED UNFILTERED AND UNSHAVED HILARITY!!!*** / #thelastword / “We’re gonna give it to The Ghost of the Bunkerpoon…” / #metalnerderygiftshoppe ***GO PURCHASE YOUR MERCH AT THE #bunkerpoongiftshoppe located at metalnerdery.com/merch ) / #outroreel / #billsmegamix / #NO!
Thursday Jun 22, 2023
Thursday Jun 22, 2023
July 27, 1979
Perhaps one of the most brilliant & haunting albums of AC/DC’s 1970’s output, HIGHWAY TO HELL shows the band at their peak with the most polished production of their career thanks in no small part to the production genius of Robert John “Mutt” Lange. Not only is it the perfect finale to the Bon Scott era of the band, but it perfectly portrays everything the band had evolved to up to this point in their career, including some of the most vividly visual lyrics and darkest, heaviest riffs ever captured on tape.
Get ready to start “hittin’ the hair” as we’ve “technically, literally, seriously” made it to Episode 200! Prepare to find out which brand spank QOTSA song briefly pays tribute to AC/DC, which song is AC/DC’s “Slayer moment” and discover what it means to be “pushing marshmallows”. It’s time to “mark the time” a lot of times, “check all three box holes” and JOIN US as we celebrate our 4th anniversary, our 200th episode, and the most favorite AC/DC album (for some of us) from the Bon Scott era: HIGHWAY TO HELL.
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Show Notes:
(00:01): “Forty ounces of what?” / “The general punchline and/or theme of the story: #twophrases #tobefair #marshmallowdick #vulgaroldladies #happyfathersday / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #thekraken #blackroast ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST WITH NO ANESTHESIA!!!*** #recordscratch / #ballmaintenance / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode (“Look at that…timing”) #NewBelgium #1985IPA (“It looks like 1985”) / “Kinda like…the same material…as the #glovesofshame” / #TheVerdict (“Good beach beer and good #daydrinkingbeer”) / Time for Wheeler’s #Refrections (#storytime) / “People say it’s real salty…sometimes they just spit it right out.” / “One of my favoriteist things in the world…” / “It was like pushing marshmallows…” / “Old folks that curse a lot and talk shit are funny…”/ #onmicburp / “We’ll ALL be like that…” / #blessyourheart / “I’m gonna keep this short…” / #RussellsRecommendations #AvengedSevenfold #NewAlbum #LifeIsButADream (“Weird how?”) / “Let me show you a weird one…” #markthetime / “I couldn’t get it all the way there…” / “G” (#DreamTheater meets #FrankZappa meets #MahavishnuOrchestra) / GAME OVER / “You have to listen to the album…” / #QueensOfTheStoneAge #NewAlbum #QOTSA EMOTION SICKNESS (#allthecokelines) / “Shot down in flames!” #sorta #usethoseheadphones / PAPER MACHETE / #futureepisodeidea #backshadowingASMR #foreshadowingASMR / “Technically, literally, seriously…” #EpisodeTwoHundred #HappyAnniversary #MetalNerderyPodcast #FourthAnniversary #instavag #instadick #FaceGram #email us at metalnerdery@gmail.com or GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!
(20:39): “For me to go to Atlanta, it’s gotta be #Kreator…” / “The Fourth Nerd…” / Upcoming concerts in the tri-county Atlanta, Georgia area / “Really? You think #Ghost is like #KISS times a thousand?” / “Have you ever seen Tori’s Amos?” / “I feel like we’re stalling for time…” / “That’s a great song to make babies to, even if you’re shooting blanks…” / #turdbabies & #imagery / ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #ThePostWithTheMost #PissingPostASMR and a comment regarding the #Painkiller album by #JudasPriest / “Hello there…and goodbye there…”/ #vocalburnASMR #thejourney / “You could really just roll down the window and hang ‘em out the window…” / #propertechnique for handling #cremains / #finalwishes to check all three #boxholes
(31:16): #TheDocket (Russell’s favorite #ACDC album) METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS AC/DC’s HIGHWAY TO HELL / #markthetime (“Now he’s holding it…”) #firstgarten / Can you imagine hearing THIS album as your very first ever AC/DC experience EVER!? / #MuttLangeProduction (“Their Master of Black Album? Or The Master of Justice?”) / #analysis #analogies / Released July 27, 1979 / “Powerage was the link between the older albums and Highway to Hell” / #noteven / “You’re bloody well right…” / “H-E-double hockey sticks” / “He’s drunk…” / #prephotoshop / “He looks like a #honeybadger you don’t wanna fuck with…” / #killeropener HIGHWAY TO HELL (“Even the #gangvocals sound better…”)
(41:11): “If I’m going left, stop trying to push your ass right…” GIRLS GOT RHYTHM / “I want THAT guy again!” / “He’s like the Aussie Ozzy…” #AussieOzzy #seewhatididthere / #alltheballs WALK ALL OVER YOU (“Take off the high heels, let down your hair…paradise ain’t far from there…”) / “It sounds so much heavier than anything they’ve done prior…” / #yepdurp ***Check out our Bon Era episode*** / “I’ve gotta step up my blood and my fire game…” / TOUCH TOO MUCH (“I asked for shaved ham and you gave me Arby’s”) #hugeflaps / The tuning of the #HighwayToHell album and the impact on the heaviness of the sound / #killercloser #sideone (“Hittin’ the hair…”) #hittingthehair #OhWell #FleetwoodMacASMR (“This guitar riff is #prethrashthrash”) / “It’s sorta close…it’s kinda the same shape.” / BEATING AROUND THE BUSH / “All over the bread around the roast beef…”
(56:38): #sidetwo #killeropener (“I used to be a musician, now I play bass…”) / SHOT DOWN IN FLAMES (“I said baby, what’s the going price? She told me to go to Hell…”) / ***NOTE: Everything said for the next several seconds actually applies to THE NEXT SONG after THE NEXT SONG! *** / #recordscratch (“I totally missed it, totally fucked it up…”) / “Just fix it in post, it’s fine…” / GET IT HOT (“I like this riff…that’s such a good riff.”) / #noteven / #snotrocket #nostriltorpedo (“Just blow your nose in your hand…it’s already up to room temperature.”) / Okay so THIS is the one I was talking about earlier… / “So he was leaving merch…”/ IF YOU WANT BLOOD (YOU’VE GOT IT) #recordscratch (The part right after the guitar solo) / “Go to the very end…” / #thesamemistake / “We #bolth fucked up on #sidetwo
(1:08:43): Kinda sounds like a weird title… / LOVE HUNGRY MAN (“This is their ‘I Was Made For Lovin’ You’”) / “Those are all flahns too, there’s no junts…” / #flahnsandjunts #nunsandduns “Turn it off” #mouthshapes (“Put it on the list”) #jahnsandflunts / #killercloser (“Kinda creepy…”) NIGHT PROWLER (“We’ve gotta get to the end…”) / “One more verse, why not?” / #RussellsRequestASMR #MorkAndMindy / A moment of misunderstanding… / #reverseworkingout (“You’ll never look like this!”) #MetalNerderyFitnessCorner (“Seven pounds of clothes?”) / Tracking changes (if any) / “Anywhere you put it…” / #dontdenythepowerof #MuttLange / #bionicarm #AI / ***HAPPY 200 EVERYBODY!!!*** Please note that there will be an OFFICIAL #EpisodeTwoHundredCelebrationEpisode / ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!!*** #untilthenext #bunkerpoongiftshoppe (“Come #purchandise some #MetalNerderyPodcastMerchandise at metalnerdery.com/merch “) #hehahuh #hittinthehair
Thursday Jun 15, 2023
Thursday Jun 15, 2023
Summary:
Prepare to travel back in time and embrace the dayglo technicolor of the 1980’s, a time when Miami Vice impacted fashion, the PMRC became the best promoters of heavy metal in the world, and JUDAS PRIEST achieved mainstream success and popularity with a shift towards bigger, heavier, more modern metal soundscapes which has become their calling card (with the exception of that one keyboard & synth laden album from ’86 that always seems to draw flak, even from fans).
Get ready to “drop the needle” on some quality 80’s metal loaded with “extra junts” while learning the consensus regarding “slimy gray meat sliders” and fix yourself a “PB&KY sandwich” (to go) before you ride off on the dot matrix “printer paper road out into the sunset” while trying to comprehend why the PMRC co-founder’s husband “talks like Paul Stanley” YET does not wear the gloves of shame. Prepare to give “old stretch” a workout before reaching the “Love Zone” (which is right next to the “birth hole”) and JOIN US for JUDAS PRIEST VOL. II: The 80’s.
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(00:01): “And we’re live!” / #liveundead #forwardbackshadowing / “It’s got so many layers…” / #Hatebreed #GhostsOfWar (***Go listen to that now…***) / “It’s time for shots, girls…” / #trulees (“A #whiteclaw with a different title…”) / #Ooohhhh #TheWalMartWhiteclaw / ***WARNING: #listenersidscretionisadvised *** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #Anesthesia / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / #twohundredbackshadowing / “Have you ever done a #pickleshot ?” / #bolthbut / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #olanmillsASMR #gritandglory #6666 (“Four’s better than three…”) / “Established in 1870…” / #fivepointzeropercentABV #daydrinking / “These are KING hops!!!” / #AndTheVerdict (“Easy drinking…”) / “Take a case and a big radio…” / “I witnessed this…” / #SAT (“that’s brilliant how you tied that in…”) / “A stack…a pyramid…a mountain…” / #budlightblowoutASMR / “Our major competitor…”) / “They had an episode…very similar to #TheChronicles…” / #theyrepayingattention / “…thirty years ago…” / “#Krystal, yay or nay?” / “There’s a time for it…” / #slimysliders (“It’s the steam…”) / “Something happened during #thepandemic…” / #blessingsandprayers / “It’s a food pill for me…” / “It’s a beginner job…” / #jobopeningsASMR / #BillHicksASMR / #RussellsReflectionsFastFoodFuckeryASMR / #AI #Skynet #AIVideo #TypeONegative HALLOWEEN IN HEAVEN (***Obviously, you’ll have to go WATCH this on #YouTube, because we can’t broadcast visuals via audio without spraying the atmosphere with #LSD***) / “It’s a little terrifying…” / “When’s it gonna be ‘too late’?” / “No politician should be a #multimillionaire” / #termlimitsASMR / #SteelPanther on #AGT/ “Why are they not? If you’ve ‘got talent’…” / “She’s so hot, dude…” / “That’s all I got…”
(19:19): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: JUDAST PRIEST, Vol. II: THE 80’S / #literally (“Which year…is the world gonna end?”) / #Y2K or #2KY (“Go get extra #KY”) / A #PB&KYSandwich / “You betchyour #sweetass…” / POINT OF ENTRY (1981) / “All three of ‘em…” / “The 90’s are BACK!” / “The album cover change…why?” / #alternatealbumcover (“Dude, we’re in #SouthAmerica dude…”) / #printerpaper #soundfxnoises (“It looks like a wing, kinda…”) / #dotmatrixprinterpaper #dildoship (“Everything’s a dildo…”) / #homelesscovidaids / “Don’t lick the rail…” / #killeropener HEADING OUT TO THE HIGHWAY & DESERT PLAINS (“Riding on the #printerpaper out into the #sunset…”)
(28:23): “Before they broke!?” / The “breaking” of #JudasPriest during the 80’s and the growth of their #popularity / SCREAMING FOR VENGEANCE (1983) / #coughbutton #AndrewDiceClayASMR (“He’s the best troll…”) / A bunch of #killeropening bands for Priest on this tour… / It’s their ‘I could never hear that song again and be happy…’ song / “He added extra junts, basically…” / THE HELLION/ELECTRIC EYE (“Skip to the next one…”) / RIDING ON THE WIND / “That’s the only one with #cokelines…” / “That’s worth the price of admission…” / #tigervoice (“That is fucking bullshit!!!”) / SCREAMING FOR VENGEANCE #hehahuh (“that’s metal!”)
(37:53): “If I buy music, I buy vinyl…” / #physicalmusic #artwork / “I love the whole #Transformers #motif…” / “Unicorn lion with #tanklegs” / #docicorn or #bicorn? / “See? Tank legs…” / DEFENDERS OF THE FAITH (1984) #marketinggenius #thankyouTipperGore #TipperGoreASMR #PMRCASMR (“Masturbating with a magazine…”) / “I didn’t know that was about #masturbation…” / “That’s true…” / #killeropener (“Dead yet?”) / “You ever notice that?” / #theglovesofshame / FREEWHEEL BURNING (“Easily, early thrash…”) / EAT ME ALIVE (“Yeah, yeah…”) / “He’s probably talking about emptying his balls…” / #oldstretch
(48:18): TURBO (1986) / “How is this #glammetal?” / (“I’ll show you…”) / “That was before all that was common knowledge, right?” / “Love who you wanna love & fuck who you wanna fuck…” / “Not that there’s anything wrong with that…” / “It is kinda heavy on the keyboards…” / #TheOmni (#PriestLive was a #1987 release and was recorded in #AtlantaGeorgia) / “This was on #Footloose for sure…” /#killeropener TURBO LOVER (“There it is…”) / “It’s like a different band…” / What’s got the next, most #cokelines OUT IN THE COLD #sidetwo (“Everybody went #keyboardy around this time…”)
(53:15): RAM IT DOWN (1988) / “Well, holes…” / RAM IT DOWN #tittleetrack HEAVY METAL (“This Saturday, at #GuitarCenter…”) / BLOOD RED SKIES #birthhole (“Those are flans, all day long…”) / JOHNNY B. GOODE #ChuckBerry (Why was that included anyway?)
(1:00:02): PAINKILLER (1990) / #killeropener #tittleetrack #totalthrash PAINKILLER (“and then the balls come in…”) / #TheOmniColiseum (“What’s the difference between a coliseum and a theater and an arena?”) / “And I wanna hear the scream…” / TOUCH OF EVIL (Just a touch…) / “It’s after the solo, I think…” / “You’re possessing me!” / “I don’t need ‘em…I’m done.” / “It’s all your fault.” / ***Go check out the #Fight albums that came out in the 90’s*** / #weedlywoos / “That was enjoyable…” / ***Go check out the #Death and/or #ControlDenied version of #Painkiller*** / “Also, no #backingtracks” / “It’s a fucking BASS!!! / #itsbass #itsfourstrings #cmonbruh / ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!!*** #untilthenext #dontdothatSanDiego / ***COME PURCHANDISE SOME MERCHANDISE AT THE BUNKERPOON GIFT SHOPPE LOCATED IN THE MATRIX AT metalnerdery.com/merch *** / #outroreel #thelovezone #dontlicktherail #ilovethehole #grabone #abigjuicybutt #hehahuh #barracuda